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fahrvergcougar
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Friend bet me that i will have had sex by the time i am 40. Anyone else think that won't? Or am i the only one?? Or do you even think that it is even possible???

P.S. I have never had a girlfriend, hence i have never kissed a girl, and i am 18 years old...

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Mar 31 2005 1:23AM
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punk_rider
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listen to "hold on" of god riddance: "you're not missing much ..."

sx without love is like skis without snow: nofun at all

hold man. you're on the good way. i hope you'll find a girl like you. i really hope

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Mar 31 2005 4:28AM
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Munga
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do u pull ur dick likr 5 times a day.....?

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Mar 31 2005 7:28AM
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Thorvildsen
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ur fucked up






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Mar 31 2005 8:20AM
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404404
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I hadnt had a girl firend or kissed a girl untill this year and im a fucking in college.

Mar 31 2005 8:24AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Prostitutes don't cost THAT much... ;)




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Mar 31 2005 8:39AM
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back_woods
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^ ^ this is weird as shit

and yeah, ive heard of people being "asexual" e.g. have no sex drive whatsoever, if thats the case with you well good luck, you might as well make 2000 bucks offa it

but to me / if you have any sex drive at all, that is such an incredibly bad idea

Mar 31 2005 9:04AM
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Roy
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Dude you must beat it like it owes you money

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Mar 31 2005 9:51AM
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MADr.
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i smell about 2000 pounds of cow manure on this one

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Mar 31 2005 10:01AM
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switch3grl
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you're 18 and you have no sex drive at all?? has it been your choice not to even kiss a girl? bc i can tell you kissing leads to other things and like someone said once your shit gets hard you're gonna wanna act on impulses so maybe you should try making out with a girl before you completely throw sex out the window...?and if you're that serious about not having sex let me tell you no woman is going to marry someone who wont fuck them esp once you're 40. and honestly do you want to lose your virginity that late in life?? your prime time is now buddy make the most of it while you still can...get a girlfriend and your feelings will probably be sure to change

Mar 31 2005 10:16AM
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norcowolverinerider
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you area fucking sped and im pretty sure every1 has to have a sexual drive, fuckkkkkk and im with the person about how you loose each way cause you can't do shit all if you a monk wit 2000. and monks are dumb!

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Mar 31 2005 10:17AM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
Dude you must beat it like it owes you money haha i find that rather amusing:)


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Mar 31 2005 10:19AM
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jarossamdb7
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""sx without love is like skis without snow: nofun at all""

wow, that is definatly one of the best (one of the only good) things you have ever said. bravo.



anyway, are you straightedge? no alchahol and no sex, it would seem that way. there are people in this world who arn't asexual and who arnt monks who dont have sex, they are insain and elitest, but none the less, they exist.

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Mar 31 2005 10:26AM
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lucyford
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^aka...friendship? i totally disagree with that quote, but whatever.

i read an essay on people who have no sex drive, and it exists, and it's more common than one may think. dude, if you don't wanna have sex, then just don't...you seem convinced that you could last til 40 (and beyond?). it's kinda weird, but hey, maybe you'll find an asexual girl, and then you guys can just chill all day and not have sex.





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Mar 31 2005 11:08AM
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Lateralis
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chilling with a girl all day without sex just sucks cuz when your done chilling with her your left alone with a raging hardon and swollen balls



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Mar 31 2005 11:10AM
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Markman
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I'll take this bet. And I raise the stakes, if you don't get off once by the time your 40 I'll give you $5000. But no masterbating, no rubbing against furniture by mistake, no beastiality, no man on man stuff, no wet dreams, no anything at all that would be sexually gratifying. If you can get through 22 years of not shooting out a load then you win.

Mar 31 2005 11:22AM
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1080chubs
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i think this is a joke, but really dude people are right, if you think about it, life actually is ABOUT sex... the whole fucking catholic church is just trying to get you to not do it, everything in the bible is someway related to sex, sex is what runs our lives... its how the world runs

Mar 31 2005 11:44AM
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1080chubs
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^ granted i'm not a religious person but i realized during religion class that its all about sex... (parents send me catholic school... i'm an atheist)

Mar 31 2005 11:50AM
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hucker22
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i think you just cant get any, so your so depressed you decide fuck it im never gonna get any, i dont want it. well i didnt kiss a girl till i was 17, then i had sex with that girl like 4 months later. so it can still happen. but not gettin any till your 40? wtf? are u just gonna stay locked up in the house till then, never gonna get married, never gonna have kids. i bet your parents hate you. or you have no penis

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Mar 31 2005 11:59AM
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d-loc
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haha yeah 2000 isnt that much, i make that in a month whoop dee dooo daaa, go waste ur life not expieriencing anyhting nor having fun

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Mar 31 2005 12:06PM
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rodadeaco
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The bible says sex is a wonderful thing, but it also says to wait until marriage.


big whoop wanna fight about it?
Mar 31 2005 12:45PM
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Jackpot
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When you're 40, and you tell this friend "I didn't have sex all these years, i want my $2000" It's just going to be quite the show. If i were this friend i would start writing down the best insults now, so it could just be hours long of constant bashing.

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Mar 31 2005 1:22PM
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fahrvergcougar
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^wouldnt be much of a friend would he...oh wait he aleady does that, nvm...

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Mar 31 2005 1:27PM
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jc_dunn
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Well you can go live with doctor kellog and is weirdo wife and make cereals that prevent masturbation than. That way you guys can have fun playing shuffleboard (if the dumbass is still alive). That guy was an A-class loser and so are you... i bet you don't wanna ski anymore since anything that gives you pleasure is bad.

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Mar 31 2005 1:37PM
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Sharpy
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you should sell the key your virginity on EBAY. Say that the person who has the key is garunteed that you will not have sex and not maturbate until they give you the key back. If you do, you owe them 10 times as much as they gave you. You'd get some big bids.


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Mar 31 2005 1:37PM
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fahrvergcougar
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It is not that i am not good looking(I have been told i look life Ewan McGregor, Tom Cruise, And Keanu Reeves), or that i have no sex drive, or that i have no unit whatsoever. And the last time that i actually "beat it" was some time last november. It is that i have chosen to not let sex run my life. I decided this my freshman year of highschool. I just believe that there are greater things in life. Recently i have been told that there are quite a few girls that want to go out with me but dont tell me because they know that i will say no.

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Mar 31 2005 1:37PM
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Markman
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Maybe you'll be super smart like when George gave up sex in Seinfeld

Mar 31 2005 1:39PM
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fahrvergcougar
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That was look like* no look life...

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Mar 31 2005 1:40PM
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fahrvergcougar
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I already have an IQ of 180-85, Couldnt really get much smarter...

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Mar 31 2005 1:41PM
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freeski1620
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^^ bull shit! your going to be a 5th year senior next year in hight school, all you do is play video games. who the hell did you make this bet with? that dude you lift with? frankly man it sounds prety gay to me and im your friend.



'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

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Mar 31 2005 1:47PM
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fahrvergcougar
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I was waitin for you to say something...I dont play as much video game as you might think. Over spring break we only played video games at night. And I do have a Job that makes more money than your parents give you every week. I used to play video games everyday after school untill i wen to bed. But ever since christmas i have gone out almost everynight: to see movies, restaurants, friends house. I am not as much of a shell case as you thought i once was. And you just had to bring in the fact that i am going to be a 5th year senior, so what big deal, there ids nothing wrong with that. I chose to take my time through school and i have the patience to go through 2 more years if i have to.

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Mar 31 2005 1:53PM
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fahrvergcougar
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Actually the guy who i lift with, Andre, doesnt think i could do it either. But the cool thing about him is that he had sex when he was 12...WITH A 40 YEAR OLD WOMEN. But he is the coolest person i have ever met.

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Mar 31 2005 1:57PM
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freeski1620
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you said your iq was 180- 185, thats why i brought it up. o and on the video game thing thats all you guys ever talk about so i wasnt aware things had changed. sorry. but i still stand by that that is kinda gay man.



'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

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Mar 31 2005 1:57PM
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fahrvergcougar
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ON THE ASEXUAL SUBJECT:

What if the the most beautiful woman in the world was asexual? Then all of you sexual people would be out of luck, wouldnt you??

And ON THE KISSING SUBJECT:

Would any of you had known to kiss, if no one before you had ever kissed??

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Mar 31 2005 2:02PM
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jc_dunn
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its people like you that make the world think skiings gay

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Mar 31 2005 2:06PM
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fahrvergcougar
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Since when had skiing been related to sex?? I thought once you start skiing, nothing else matters at the moment in time. And who all thinks that skiing is gay??

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Mar 31 2005 2:09PM
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Sharpy
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I think you are gay


Like a virgin on prom night

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Mar 31 2005 2:17PM
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jc_dunn
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Skiing isn't related to sex. When your on the hill nothing else matters. However as soon as you get off the hill and go to the bar or whatever and be like "ya i freeski" and than a few minutes later be like "i am never going to have sex" everyone will think your gay and stereotype skiers as you.

Society thinks skiings gay. Of course society is all fucked and totally wrong and shit, but i can't change that.

I think i was a little harsh with what i just said i didn't quite mean that.

But seriously try makin out or something before you go through with this because you may find out that your straight (not gay/asexual/whatever) and regret it till the end of your life. So try makin out or kissing or a relationship first.

What do you yank to when you do yank? i mean if you have no sex drive than how could you get it up to wank?

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Mar 31 2005 2:20PM
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cHiPzArOy
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hahaha this thread is freakin hilarious...



Mar 31 2005 2:24PM
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jc_dunn
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I am stealing your icon.

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Mar 31 2005 2:32PM
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skifiend
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All I know is that when Miss Twin Tips said, ''rock hard throbbing cock'', my cock got rock hard and throbbing.


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Mar 31 2005 2:45PM
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rippinbumpskier
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dude give ur friend the 2 grand rite now

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Mar 31 2005 2:48PM
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scofield
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well if for some reason you do come across that girl whos uber mondo gorgeous and wants to fuck.. give er this number 603-494-3469



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Mar 31 2005 2:50PM
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nsnski240
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holy shit! 40! i hope for the sake of mankind that you do before then

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Mar 31 2005 2:58PM
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squeakywaffle
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If the most beautiful woman in the world was asexual, that would be fine... it's not like all the guys in the world have sex with the #1 most beautiful woman exclusively. And how do you measure beauty, anyway? Everyone has different tastes.

Also by referring to us as "all you sexual people," you exclude yourself... and therefore you are asexual by definition...

And on the kissing subject... someone had to do it first, didn't they? Under the right circumstances, it's just what happens. It's not something we learn in school. You should try it sometime, it's nice.

You should also know that a high IQ won't get you through life. It also won't help you all that much with writing, art, etc. If you feel the need to flash your IQ around like some kind of validation for yourself, you should get your shit together and do your schoolwork, especially math and science... it sounds like that's where you're headed.

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Mar 31 2005 3:01PM
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strode
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i heard a statistic that said like 1% of the population is asexual. my roommate is i'm pretty sure. he has never once said that a chick is hot, even if i ask him "don't you think she's hot" he's like "meh." he's definitely not gay, but i just don't think he has any sex drive at all. he gets a lot of work done too, so he (and the creator of this thread) will probably have an easier time being successful later in life because they aren't distracted by those feelings. am i jealous? no way. i love me some good ass.



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Mar 31 2005 3:28PM
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Girays_Brother
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even hippies have sex, HIPPIES, u dont want to be dumber then a hippie do you??

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Mar 31 2005 3:29PM
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skogenjake
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buy a guitar. enough said.



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Mar 31 2005 3:29PM
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skiierman
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Dude without sex, life doesn't exist for you. You might as well bet him that you will also kill yourself before you are 40.


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Mar 31 2005 3:31PM
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lineskier610
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Weird dude. You're fuckin real weird.




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Mar 31 2005 3:32PM
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rodadeaco
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Having sex doesn't mean it runs your life. When you're constantly hiring hookers is when it runs your life. I think you a little confused.


big whoop wanna fight about it?
Mar 31 2005 4:08PM
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