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gmack24
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yo lindsy lohan is definitely hot but this girls a slut, check this shit out haha

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lindsayphone.html

Mar 30 2005 4:30PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
responders, think

Mar 30 2005 4:31PM
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nsnski240
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you're a big-boy huh?

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Mar 30 2005 4:31PM
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gmack24
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^i dont exactly know how to respond to that

Mar 30 2005 4:33PM
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nsnski240
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haha, i know, the "shouting" at the end is funny, i won't ruin it for you

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Mar 30 2005 4:35PM
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Markman
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I've already sent it to 4 co-workers. Its pretty funny

Mar 30 2005 4:46PM
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mikee
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bahahaha, my mom DEFINITELY heard that. SO I laughed to make sure she realised it was a joke. Oh brother!


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Mar 30 2005 4:53PM
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kyle_w
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"I LIKE GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!"

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May





holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL


I heard that Line is
Mar 30 2005 5:06PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
haha what the f uck....my wnidow were down and my neighbors were outside....haha i had to laugh pretty loudly

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Mar 30 2005 5:10PM
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gmack24
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haaha

Mar 30 2005 10:47PM
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Roy
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hahah you asshole haha my whole fam deff heard that, that was funny as shit

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!! 807 Army 4life
Mar 30 2005 11:09PM
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JFerg
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haha yea that was pretty good, its well done. ill give you that.

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Mar 30 2005 11:18PM
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rightcoastskier
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hahahahaha that was actually pretty funny

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Mar 30 2005 11:18PM
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back_woods
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that rocked
theres some 'add test' like that...

Mar 30 2005 11:30PM
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fourdskate
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haha yeah i saw that a while ago and thought of postng it on NS, but you beat me to it. it's hilarious.

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TEAM PIZZA!
Mar 30 2005 11:32PM
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kykelly05
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hahahaha good thing my family just heard that.. damnit.

Mar 30 2005 11:35PM
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eheath
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hah good think i read this b4 watching and had my hand on the volume

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
Mar 30 2005 11:46PM
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gmack24
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^ haha pussssyyy

Mar 30 2005 11:58PM
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jackelliott
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i had headphones on anyway, but that guy scared the shit out of me, so loud

Mar 31 2005 12:18AM
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a-line
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haha

______________________ i never wash my hands. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.- seanPISTOL _______________________ ____________________________ i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses.
Mar 31 2005 12:36AM
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switchskier88
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yah im glad i had headphones on that would have been awkward

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Mar 31 2005 11:00AM
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jibvermont
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wow... i'm in school right now... that shit was so loud... good thing i had headphones on.. but my friends next to me could still hear it.. hahaha good one.

Mar 31 2005 11:09AM
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___ASP___
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hahaha good thing im the only one at home right now, lol

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Mar 31 2005 1:26PM
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gmack24
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haha nice, this has been pretty successful

Mar 31 2005 6:06PM
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Adamskinick
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damnit u got me so bad! good thing i clicked it off real fast. scared me stupid.

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 31 2005 6:43PM
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montageskier
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hahha

Mar 31 2005 6:56PM
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SteezePatrol
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BAAAHAAHHA

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Mar 31 2005 7:17PM
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gmack24
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hahah, anyone get hasseled by thierd rents yet?

Mar 31 2005 10:31PM
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Anson
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Mar 31 2005 10:43PM
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freerider_klo
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hahahaha, that made me laugh



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Mar 31 2005 10:59PM
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Craigskis
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MY speakers were on full, prtty fucking funny,

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Mar 31 2005 11:19PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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wow..

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Mar 31 2005 11:46PM
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i_h_q
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I don't get it.

Apr 1 2005 12:58AM
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[~_~]
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yeah my dad is in here painting the wall, and my speakers are fully blasted, then he starts yelling and my dad was like "Landis what the fuck are you listening to???"








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Apr 1 2005 1:35AM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
my fucking 70 year old cleanin' lady is hear and she's like super religious, you shoulda seen the look she threw me

Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
Apr 1 2005 9:31AM
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switch3grl
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hahaha whole house just heard it...very funny tho

Apr 1 2005 10:23AM
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HuckerGently
Posts: 513 - Karma: 13
u ass

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Apr 1 2005 10:37AM
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gmack24
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^^^ and ^^ HAHAHAHAHHAAAA

Apr 1 2005 7:32PM
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therealjerk
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good april fools trick. I had my headphones on too and i think im bleeding now



And just so conservatives don't take it to heart
I don't think Bush did it cause he isn't that smart.

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Apr 1 2005 7:49PM
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skiierman
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You must be a rich basterd to have your own cleaning lady.


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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
Apr 1 2005 11:24PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
My roommates are asleep. I got suspicious by the extreme quiteness so I quickly decided to turn it off. Then I came back here to read to see if I could figure it out, and I learned that I'm smarter than the rest of you!

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Apr 1 2005 11:29PM
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davidh
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haha, I remember a couple years ago there was something similar. When you went to the site it was really loud like that and it had the picture of the guy ripping open his asshole and it just kept popping up and you couldnt stop it. I laughed.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
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Apr 2 2005 1:53AM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
damn, someone give mark mcgrath my number.

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Apr 2 2005 1:56AM
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Sharpy
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it just says, "you cannot believe what I just heard" when I play it


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 2 2005 2:01AM
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St.Steezy
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my family just heard that...




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Apr 2 2005 2:12AM
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Jokeri
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hahahaha, that was good one..

Apr 2 2005 2:25AM
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twintipteles
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dude, somebody showed that to this nerd at my school in the library, he freaked out cuz the whole library heard it, then for like half an hour afterwards he just muttered about how dumb and not funny it was.

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I'd rather date hot shit than her.
Apr 2 2005 12:55PM
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yellav
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hahahahaha i knew something like that was gonna happen that was so sketch that you had to turn the volume all the way up hahahaha good thing im the only one home right now

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Apr 2 2005 1:10PM
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gmack24
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^^ haha nice thats awesome about the school, i encourage all of you guys to get as many people at school or libraries to open the file

Apr 2 2005 11:44PM
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General_Shredgnar
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omy god that scared the shit outta me, good thing i had headphones on tho....


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Apr 2 2005 11:51PM
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Parkboy
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ahahahahah that was so fucking loud i'm defintely going to get some people with this

Apr 2 2005 11:56PM
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