Replying to Join the Prophets

Look here Tahoe gots a new crew in town and we's takin over this bitch. Either you're with us or you ski on toothpicks. Get the Prophet 130 or you betta axe somebody. Message me to ski a pair midweek and I'll be taking orders shortly at 10% off at Sierra Snowboard and Ski. If you're a girl or weigh like one we've decided the 100's or Elizabeths will suffice. Anyone who's skied them knows as we do and should join our cult. Word from your Prophet.

'Skiing is 90% outfit, 5% equipment, and 5% ability' -Lief Storer