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Snowboarders are out of control asshole ravagers...
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So im at my local mtn this weekend, alpine meadows, and at the end of the run, there is an up box, which you can choose to either go all the way up and off, or go up, reach a point like 9/10 of the way up, then go back down. So eveyone waits their turn, then drops and hits it all the way or up and back (a la candide in X) So the guys in front of me go up and back, and im doing the same.
So I go up in a nosepress, and right when i stop and im about to go back down, like 3/4 of the way up, i hear this sliding noise. ITS TWO FUCKING BOARDERS GOING STRAIGHT ON THE BOX, NOT BOARDSLIDE, BUT 50-50, AT ME GOING LIKE 30. SO WE GET IN THIS BIG ASS CRASH AND THEY GET UP AND LOOK AT ME LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG. Fuck snowboarders, learn some park respect. So i told them that with a nice fuck you at the end. fucking faggots.
Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
-Ski-Unit
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**they're***
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hahaha well now that you corrected your spelling mistake a full 50 replies ago, it all makes sense.
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i think gotamabc whatever is like mack dawg.
yeah i like to say boarders are cooler to try to look cool and impress a bunch of skiiers on a skiing website. i dont give a damn if you taught mckonkey how to ski. your like a wigger. "yeah boarders are cooler than you skiiers" even though your a: a skiier
b: on a skiing website
pretty sick
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LOL I know. Sorry. At least I'm aware of it!
And it wasn't a spelling mistake, it was grammatical. ;-)
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That's the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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-Mat
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^ tahts why i commented about it 3 posts up
pretty sick
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#1. His point was stupid.
#2. Snowboarders are cooler then him.
#3. I wasn't trying to impress anybody really, cuz I'm not really that good.
#4. If he is gunna say that I've never seen him ski, then that would imply that he thinks he is good, yet its winter and he can't ski cuz he's in boarding school?
In the end I really don't care, I'm in study hall and bored.
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS
your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
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grrrrrr... whatever i just wanna go skiing..
VT
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Thats how it is at my park. Snowboarders piss me off. Do you guys ever feel that the park needs a "park edicet" class.
Also, fat, young snowboader kids who think they're gangsta...god damn theyre gay.
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