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Random things you have done in your life
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no elaborate stories, just a random wierd thing you remember doing.
Feeding an emu a poptart.
And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
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when i was a todler, my mom caught me a bunch of times sitting in front of the fridge gnawing on a stick of butter ( I LOVed it!)
OAkley,GOOde,UT athletic Foundation,Hot Chillys*
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I took my prom date to prom in a helicopter.
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I got kicked out of pre-school because I kept taking off my clothes.
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Kitting is so progressional.
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this is a wikcit post to read
Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
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when i was little i tried to hang on a mantle and it fell on me
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i squirted pickle juice in my eye
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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keep it real.
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passing a test in first grade.
Responsability,what's that?
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threw peeled juicy oranges off this 5 store building in Paris and it exploded in the middle of a crowd and people started running and it was chaos
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^ That's because Paris is full of pussies, of course they where all running for their lives from oranges... peeled oranges...
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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you c
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I blew a loogie off of the Eiffel Tower in Paris a few years ago. I horked up some extra snot to weigh it down a bit. It must have hit terminal velocity by the time it hit that poor stuck up bitch 200 meters below. At that speed it's like being hit with a brick.
Fuck, that's 2 things I've killed in this thread. I'm going to stop admitting to this crap.
'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
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biked from seatle to san fransisco
Jib That Shit
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there was the time i nearly killed a dude tanning on a beach 350 yards away...i decided to tee up with my 3 wood on top of a massive hill, and aimed far right into a shaded area...well the wind really took that one, and it landed a yard or so in front of a sunbather wayyy of to the left, making a cloud of sand rise up...i was lucky i didnt kill the poor old man.
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~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army
'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
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^ he's right. i was there to witness that. that guy would have been pissed man.
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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there was about a 2 week period where i could not stop petting peoples hair...they thought i was really creepy. but they loved me at the same time...
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^ Cuz everyone loves heavy petting!
Anyways, I was there for lank's golf drive. That was sketch. And just before he teed up, some woman with her 3 year old kid warned him that he might hit someone!
'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
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