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33 freakin kinks

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r5tommy
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https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/Uploaded/28671,454,354,455,211kinks.wmv


you could have had a big mac in the time it took to slide it

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swankovision
Mar 22 2005 11:43PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
ahaha thats sic and its actually 34


SKI FOR LIFE!
Mar 22 2005 11:44PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
ohhh nvm maybe it is 33 but still!


SKI FOR LIFE!
Mar 22 2005 11:45PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
hot damn!

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 22 2005 11:46PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
wow, that had to take a while to get

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my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.
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Mar 22 2005 11:47PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
ayo for yayo walk around with yayo all in my nazooo i must have been crazoo





J CREW REPRESENTIN'
Mar 22 2005 11:47PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
maddd respect thats sick

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okayplayer
Mar 22 2005 11:48PM
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brightonskier86
Posts: 388 - Karma: 15
uh...yeah, that was pretty much the sickest thing i have seen in quite a while

Mar 22 2005 11:51PM
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40calGlockSkier
Posts: 176 - Karma: 9
Ridonkulious.


Hesitation = Devastation

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Mar 22 2005 11:52PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
yeah its already been posted with the rest of the trailer its so sick!!




Gravity sucks

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The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 23 2005 12:12AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
that is nuts as fuck

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Mar 23 2005 12:12AM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2790 - Karma: 1,762
assasinate him.

Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
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Mar 23 2005 12:24AM
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a-line
Posts: 970 - Karma: 10
thats crazy

Mar 23 2005 12:36AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
holy shit.

Mar 23 2005 1:04AM
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Go_Home_Aussies
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
too bad rollerblades are gay


Mar 23 2005 1:06AM
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eheath
Posts: 61590 - Karma: 122,949
fuck dude
1. why would anyone construct such a stair set
2. who is crazy enough to even try let alone FUCKING GREASE IT
3. whos gonna be the first skier to do it











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Mar 23 2005 1:07AM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
we're gonna need suspension on our skis for that

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Mar 23 2005 1:08AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^^ yeah, why the fuck would someone build that? it seems kind of pointless. they could have like 2 kinks in the whole thing, and saved money by not having to bend all those poles, and saved by not having to pay the mexicans to do it.

Mar 23 2005 1:11AM
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powstash1
Posts: 236 - Karma: 10
chris farmer is the dank...so smooth and controlled...but i still take shima over the rest.

Mar 23 2005 1:26AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
that looked easy


and more, much more than this, I did it my way
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Mar 23 2005 1:28AM
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*scotty
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 20
thats fucked!!

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Mar 23 2005 1:47AM
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Jokeri
Posts: 747 - Karma: 14
That was sick, rollerblading rules

Mar 23 2005 3:54AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
lets see you do it on skis then

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
Mar 23 2005 3:58AM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
wow, where the hell does one find that kind of rail?

I like pie.
Mar 23 2005 3:58AM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
snowboarders are lightyears ahead??????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i won't even argue with you, your a dumbass, and that rail was fucken sick.




SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
Mar 23 2005 6:52AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
yea thats ridiculous but rollerblading is still gay. anyone know where that rail is? definatly needs to be hit on skis. they should setup a summer comp with all the teams like Armada, Line, 4frnt and the first person on one of the teams to clean it wins big cash prize

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Mar 23 2005 7:21AM
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396222687862
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that'd be real hard on skis but sick

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Mar 23 2005 7:50AM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
i had no idea rollerblading was so gay

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Mar 23 2005 8:18AM
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J@nne
Posts: 456 - Karma: 10
holy shit that was cool

Mar 23 2005 8:23AM
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daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
holy shit that was amazing



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Mar 23 2005 8:31AM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
yeah holy crap, when i saw that... WOW. i cant believe the rail was that big!




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Mar 23 2005 8:53AM
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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
holy shit that was sick

Mar 23 2005 9:10AM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 362
that rail is at one of my freinds schools(in minnestoa). its monsterous.

Mar 23 2005 9:18AM
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ArmadaBC
Posts: 464 - Karma: 10
Thats is fuckin cool

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I aint actin what im not
Knowin that i dont
Mar 23 2005 9:29AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you wouldnt be able to do that on skis. youd build up way too much speed and fly off kinks and die



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Mar 23 2005 10:07AM
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annaSKI
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 11
holy crap.


-anna

skiing makes
me really
happy.
spreadin' the love, y0
Mar 23 2005 11:44AM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
just a straight up...wow...

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Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
Mar 23 2005 1:14PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
O_O... i seen it before, but always, just O_O


- Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.
Mar 23 2005 1:18PM
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lucyford
Posts: 4742 - Karma: 15
i love how he jsut rides away like it ain't no thang.





far too fly to stay stationary...
Mar 23 2005 1:23PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
ohhh shit, that some balance

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Mar 23 2005 1:31PM
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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
dang. that has got to be about 200 feet of steel. do you know how much that hand rail would cost to install, that must be one rich school.

Mar 23 2005 1:45PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
but yea, i fail to see any utility to that rail, and that staircase for that matter...


- Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.
Mar 23 2005 1:54PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
that was nuts i bet he can destory any one here on rails skiing

Mar 23 2005 3:00PM
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[fisher]
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i am speachless

Mar 23 2005 3:15PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
im with Lat on this one,impossible on skis, impossible

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
Mar 23 2005 3:23PM
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BLKOUT
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 20
alright, let's see it cleaned on skis now. who's up for it

boost! boom-bap.
Mar 23 2005 3:28PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
def. impossible on skis. Way to much speed

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Mar 23 2005 3:36PM
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skiierman
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To be honest I don't know what is crazier, that 33 kink rail or the 666 rail.


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Mar 23 2005 3:50PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
imagine disastering all the way down to last fucken kink. that would be the most insane trick ever but it can never be done



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 23 2005 4:03PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
knotbox ur a doush bag



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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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Mar 23 2005 4:28PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
holy shit that was a long ass rail he was on there for like a minute

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