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Who here is sick at ping pong?
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i doubt anyone here can beat me in table tennis, i am totally ill-tastic.... anyone else play?
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im pretty good....not great but illstastic as welL!
I like to play Guitar!
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table tennis cult anyone? lol
I like to play Guitar!
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I used to play with my dad long time ago, actually we have a ping pong table in our office but no one ever uses it.
-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
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im sick at beirut
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im definetly good too. when me and my bro get playing and we get some good rally's going its like were chinese
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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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I am asian, I'd own you.
Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah
You A-hole
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i think i'd probably put up a good fight. i've got mad quickness and sick spin skills when it comes to pingpong. and you know girls love guys with skills...
-Harvιε
keep it real,
payce
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I put mad spin and speed on my serves. You'd be lucky to get one.
SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
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FORREST GUMP AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!
no not really im ok but not good at all
my signature can beat your signature up
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skibum, you dont look asian....
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i used to be sick
triple threat dont get it twisted call cinco cinco cinco nueve dos nueve dos
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oh but I am, born in the philipines.
Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah
You A-hole
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we play ping pong in my gym class. I'm like 3rd best. So horibble i guess
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im pretty good I have some nice backspins forespins, drops, spikes etc
07' fo life bitch
I dont know what ya heard about me,
but ya aint gettin a smirinoff for free,
you can sit yourself, on-my-knee,
but keep ya hands off me P.I.N.T.
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ahhha stingpong is dope. im not asian so i guess im not mad good
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oly shit!! you can actually do that?!! is that legal?!-Apple on mailorder brides
^and who told you that the liberties are far superior to pe's? that's a pretty bold statement asshat.
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i would tool on all of you
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
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sting pong, pegpong, welt ball, its all fuckin awesome, and i own at it.
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Carpe
The Diem.....Sieze The Carp!! ~~Pigpen
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i would own you all eh probably not but i kill the whole school in ping png
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haha well there is a local table tennis club that i like to play at like once a week maybe.... we like to roll up a blunt on the way up, makes for some good times. i dunno if any of you could beat me, honestly
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I'm pretty good at it. Everynow and then i'll hop into a tournement.
Chirs Drosin
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i used to be good a pingpong, but last time i checked i sucked at it
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WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE
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i used to be nasty at ping pong until i forgot i had a ping pong table...thanks mary j
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Sacadelic
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Ping Pong is sweet. They have a freakin bowling team at our school but no ping pong team.
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i've played in proffessional tournaments for the past 3 years.....i'm a member of the USTTA (United States Table Tennis Association) and i used to train 3 days a week. honestly, i dont think anyone on this site could beat me in table tennis.
you'd be surprised....table tennis is the second most popular sport in the world.
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An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
i'd buy a dream ship...it goes anyw
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i'd have to say im not too bad at ping pong; however, i am much better at beer pong.
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i'm pretty nasty. wordd
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skiing makes
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spreadin' the love, y0
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are you kidding me^
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
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nope.
-anna
skiing makes
me really
happy.
spreadin' the love, y0
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Im a buck nasty player. drop that ball, pop that gak, play t.hall, win that shat.
Keep it fresh
Check the steeze
Keep the flex
I got a fresh wax.
Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?
Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that
Niggas say who's that fly skier guy
in the mesh hat?
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ping pong rules, i got like 2nd in gym class lol
'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids
i hate ski patrolers
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theres a cult. ask me bout it
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Hey is that a Hitler book?
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i'm good
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Rocky Racoon
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how about beer pong, now I'm very sick at that.
-anna
skiing makes
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spreadin' the love, y0
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At a bar i used to work at, i was on my break watching the guy serve balls across the table killer fast with no one there to return... he'd go and pick up his 12 balls or something, and do it again, he was really good, then he came up and asked me what i was eating, i told him it was a grilled cheese sandwich, THen he asked me, WOw, How do you make it? I almost pissed my pants, but i couldn't laugh in his face, so i explained it to him,
THis was a man in his 40's, he then went to the dj and asked to play some swollen members...
the dude kept coming up to me while i was on break, and he got annoying, he would brag "I trained with the canadian table tennis team" and other dumb shit like that, the dude was clearly slower than glue...
anyways, i went back to work, while i was working it struck me,....
I just met Forest Gump, A retarded ping-pong player
live by the N.E.R.D
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ok seriously id win...im actually asian
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
hehehe giggle giggle giggle
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I own a table
*****
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs
and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
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^ forrest was the first man to visit the land of china in a thousand years or somethin like that..
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we played king of the table type thing on activity day in middle school and i was king the whole time!!!!$@#$
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
hehehe giggle giggle giggle
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'i played ping pong so much.. i even played it in my sleep..' -forrest gump
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yeah plumpwonton or w/e, you could NOT beat forest gump, and if you did, bubba would rip off your asshole
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs
and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
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he could get a lip ring and attatch it into his a-hole, with no preperation h to soothe the pain...there would be blood and shit and my seamen everywhere
*****
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs
and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
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