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Good strip clubs in Vancouver/BC
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i think me and some friends are gonna head up to ubc this thursday, we were wondering if there are any recommendable strip clubs? not too expensive cover or drinks, girls must have all their teeth.
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15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so
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There's this place at Ash and 12th avenue...
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east hastings is HOT, full of hot strippers there...
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GiGis
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You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
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You A-hole
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hahahahaha. east hastings is where all them hoes be. go take a look.
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hoes that are also crackwhores or some other kind of drug addict...
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i think the majority of those girls...wait...all of those girls...fall under the 'no teeth' category.
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go to the platnum plus, 100 bucks can gets you a real good massage, if ya know what i mean...
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a rub and tug would be cool but hopefully she wouldnt of wanked off an old fat guy with herpes right before me cuz then that just wouldnt be cool
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^Aren't you an old guy with herpes? no, wait... I think that's someone else.
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if you feeling dirty go to like Cecil or Penthouse
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hahaha the cecil stripper was hot, after i stepped over the passed out homeless guy in the doorway. no shitting you
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
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Vancouver has a whole lot of ugly, ugly strippers.
Your best bet is to head over to a north shore highschool to pick up a few girls who look like they snowboard. They'll do anything after 3 beers!
Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.
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Uh..about that place...see, it's more suited to a female audience...uh...yeah....
Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.
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I struggle with strip joints.
Im always thinking....."does this girl really want to be naked in front of me?"
I mean i am ridiculously attractive so its probably yes, but in reality its no.
So in the one dance that i have had i just say there and looked akward and stared at everything but the stripper.
Waste of fucking money!
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nah we just decided to do it up here in seattle, we'll save our partying for the girls at ubc. however, we had a fuckin good time here at deja vu. it was near empty and as a result we got a cockload of attention from the girls, they seemed to walk past all the other paying customers right for our adorable college broke asses. i spent an hour talking to a very cool stripper named fiona...who was extremely smart and explained to me her interests and ideas about synthetic cellular development. then she got on stage and absolutely destroyed all the other previous girls. fuck, i shoulda asked her for her phone number...
jackson sucks. tell your friends.
15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so
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"synthetic cellular development"
So were you talking about breast implants?
Cool!
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ahahahahahaha!
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^^hardy fuckin har, no actually. she was talking about the prosepects of designing a silicone based cell that could be produced and then put in the water at say an oil spill sight so that it could sop up all the oil and then die.
jackson sucks. tell your friends.
15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so
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Silicone based? Hmmm. Cant say ive heard of it. But if she had nice boobs its must be true.
I will look into that tho, id be interested on where and what the silicone would be doing in the cell.
Thats some pretty advanced stuff there tho.
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