OOOHHH man!
1. One time when i was on shrooms, a few of my friends walked out of a convenience store saying they be trippin. We were just finishin the trip so i thought they were overexagerating. I went in, nothing wrong, so i go over to buy a donut with my gay friend. All is fine, then we go to the cash; holy fuck i almost screamed. The most HIDEOUS transvestite goth was the cashier. I pay for the donut, and it says "dont worry its for free." I asked why, he said "because your hot". I just got hit on by a transvestite while on a shroom trip, wierdest thing ever. Of course my friend said "why didnt he say anything about me"
2. Once i was microbowling with a good friend of mine at the stoop of this old building. Not very smart, considering it was right next to a busy shipping agency at 4 am. So we finish, when this guy started yelling at us, "do you have any business here." Now stoned as hell, i didnt wanna put up a fight, but i also didnt really know what was goin on. So i just stared at him, my friend was laughing his ass off. It was at this time, a police car pulls up....Holy fuck. I'm standing up, the cop gets out of the car, and tells me to sit down cause i'm makin him nervous. pbly thought i was gonna bolt. He takes our pipe and the rest of our weed. Asks for our name, etc. Upon recieving the pipe he inspects it, and actually compliments it, and gives it back to my friend. Of course, i have to say something. I told the cop "we call the pipe gmlr". He just stares at me. My friend, now looking very mellow talks about how nice the sky was. Why we didnt flip out, i have no idea. This was right before university, any jailtime and we would have been fucked over. It just so happens, that near our place an honours student got 4 months for passing a joint, "traficking" as the judge called it. He let us go without a hitch too.
And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!