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Chairlift rule #1

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Jake...
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scenario: quad lift, me and my buddy end up on each end... the guy in the middle is SUPPOST to put the middle bar inbetween his legs which gives him equal space between two unknown strager... how ever he already split up 2 freinds, and broke the rule.. he sat rite beside my buddy and i got a free open seat beside me... lol did he not break the number one rule on chairlift riding>?

oh and he wasnt chineese or asian or anything.. just a 40 year old man...

so nice that its nasty,....
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so sweet that its sick,....
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Mar 18 2005 8:01PM
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Twaddler
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i agree

Mar 20 2005 11:53AM
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DunDunDun
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whenever i go wihtthe school the people are like lower the bar blah blah blah and then the one that caught ym attention was if your going up by yourself sit in the middle with the bar inbetween your legs. that was the guys exact words. haha it sounded pretty funny.



hoodratz47, thats greeat...just get back up and ski down? haha

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Mar 20 2005 3:57PM
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bigbuds
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oLd people are Big time offenders of putting the bar down without asking!! I almost had to throw an old guy of the chair because he slammed the bar down on my head with out saying anything!!! He's lucky i was wearing my helmet or I would of tossed him off!!!

Mar 20 2005 5:43PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
yeah, one day some kid was rocking the chairlift and everone was getting air lol, it was great

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Mar 20 2005 8:04PM
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mikeski007
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this is the biggest waste of bandwidth ever. Go cry to someone who cares. Were you and your boyfriend set on making out all the way up? Hahahaha

Mar 20 2005 8:58PM
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BioEnhanced
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This is comparable to the age old Men's Bathroom Rule #1.

Mar 20 2005 9:04PM
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1440ski
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S the lift
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Mar 20 2005 9:16PM
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Jake...
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who does that tho...



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Jul 24 2005 12:27PM
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hahaha I love it.

because I like poop.
Jul 24 2005 4:03PM
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espen^R
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whyyy?? because he wouldnt have a god damn pole between his legs. that is scary as hell.

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Jul 24 2005 4:54PM
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Knewnews
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sitting with people isn't a problem... everyone needs a ride so what if it's between you and your butt buddy?

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Jul 24 2005 6:09PM
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twix_182
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improper distances....

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Jul 24 2005 6:21PM
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bermbuster49
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me and my crew never put the bar down, like ever, its so wierd when your on with other people then cas they always put it down and your like, wtf are you diong?

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Jul 24 2005 8:22PM
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St.Steezy
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I put the bar down cuz then I have somewhere to rest my legs.

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Jul 24 2005 9:00PM
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Dilla
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dood i think youre a little paranoid.



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Jul 24 2005 9:21PM
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t_walker
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i met a guy on the lift once that thought he was king shit cause he rode twin tips in the 70s

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Jul 24 2005 10:15PM
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Ktownchic
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hahaha. that sucks. but ya. its happened.






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Jul 25 2005 8:33AM
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mauii
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alinecanadian.. i have never met you, but i can safely say you are one of the most annoying people i have ever encountered. All fo your posts suck or have absolutely no point.

And to answer your question, who gives a fuck? Someone sat between you and your friend on the chairlift? Booo-fricking-hooo, did you tell your mom about it too? And oh no, he didint sit with the bar between his balls, clearly, him sitting next to you is either a) extremely homosexual, or b) making the 3000 pound chair dangerously off balance under his enourmous weight. Call the police!

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Jul 25 2005 9:01AM
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mauii
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I mean jesus dude, try riding a god damn bus or a plane one day, peoples arms are actually within.. (get this!) ... REACHING DISTANCE of your own.

Come back and post some more when you grow some hair on your balls.

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Jul 25 2005 9:05AM
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Luc.
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mauii you are a massive douche bag i have to admit...alinecanadian is actually a pretty funny kid and has some good ideas....ya sometimes he can be quote un-quote "silly" but arent we all? so piss off u wanker and go bitch about something else, becasue that seems like the only thing u do around here...

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Jul 25 2005 9:21AM
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mauii
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Man, youv'e been a member of ns for 4 months, iv been here for almost 4 years, i doubt you know anything i "do around here".

As to complaining, your friend seems to be the king of the art. Make sure you get your shit straight before you talk.

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Jul 25 2005 9:29AM
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Luc.
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everything i have seen u do around here is bitch man...and sorry if i havent been on ns for my whole fucking life.....

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"no shit gay gangster your a fag you queer"-minilinerider
Jul 25 2005 9:33AM
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mauii
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I want examples.

I dont post very much anymore, and the only things i have posted about in the recent time frame that you have been here is selling a pair of skis and a pair of goggles, as well as buying a pair. One or two comments ina debate about some sort of issue is nto somethign i see as a bad thing.

All of my posts on here are thought out and have some basis. However, and unfortunately for your friend, If i read somethign stupid, i'll say something.

Some people, (im sure you understand my implication here), are what some would call post whores. Reply after reply after nothign relevant soley for the sake of either increasing thier presence or post count. This is the type of garbage that has decreased the standard of the forums on this site.

"All i do around here" .. youve got to be kidding me. Go check my contributions, then go and check yours.

PS, ironically, your last two posts in this thread might be considered "bitching". So who are you to talk? Also, if one of you or your little friends from dagmar feel the need to drop one more N bomb, i'll personally drive down there this winter and straigten things out.



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Jul 25 2005 9:43AM
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*DrewT*
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hahaha I was at C.O.P and some retarted asian guy moved right behind my sister on the chair so my sister would of had to sit on his lap to sit down. Then when the chair came by he pushed her out of the way and she had to take the next chair while I went up with the mother fucking retard

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Jul 25 2005 9:47AM
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Luc.
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what u mean by "n bomb?" u mean like someone saying the n-word? ok, that my friends not me...and ya ll the resent posts i have seen u make are bitching...thats why i made the asumtion that that is all u have done around here, however as i have currently noticed, i am wrong, and formally apologize for any disconvienence that i have made towards u and any other ns members.
i am aware or post whores and sometimes am one but who cares? the majority of the things that i say are legit and have meaning...however there ARE people on this site who say mindless dribble way omre than i do who should be getting this frim talking to more than me...so again i apologize for being big headed several moments ago, and say how i was styicking up for a buddy of mine, who does not diserve to be stereotyped and/or made fun of in such a manor...so if we could end this right now and walk away from this as gentlemen,(which would be the best way instead of making fun of each other and saying pointless infromation in our own defense) then lets do so, instead of going on and on like babies...please reply in a fashion set to what i have just said, to allow me to beleive that u are sincere, and share the same apologetic tendencies towards me, as i do to you...thank you...


ps...i am NOT one of the retards from dagmar, which for the most part, are the snowboarders, and only say stupid things when i get really excited, which is when i am talking about something to do with skiing...please do not stereotype dagmar skiers as racist people, we are only a bunch of guys screwing around and having a good time at the hill...i dont say anything about your friends, so please dont say anything about mine...

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Jul 25 2005 10:52AM
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Luc.
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i also apologize for my poor spelling and grammar....

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Jul 25 2005 10:55AM
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Literature
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Two things come to mind:

1. One my friends will yell "Anal Butt Sex" whenever someone else is coming down the chair. The results are incredable.

2. Last year, when they gave out lai's in the spring, we unwrapped them, tied two together, and had a 40 ft string of plastic trailing behind the chair. It got caught on a chair going down, so about half of it went down to the bottem.

Both of these are good chairlift rules.

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Jul 25 2005 11:39AM
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Jake...
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esactly.



"Why would you sneak out in grade 4? To trade pokemon?" -eastAR5
Jul 25 2005 3:43PM
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eastAR5
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i jumped off the chairlift once

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Jul 25 2005 3:44PM
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Dilla
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i rode up with these 2 kids who had no bateries in their cameras. heres exactly what they said:
"we have no more batteries, and i have been shreddin these moguls."
"well i could take pictures with my cellphone in rapid succesion."



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Jul 25 2005 3:58PM
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Lefroy
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just so you know jake,luc and mike are all cool... but mike rules both luc and jake. not that this has anything to do with this whole topic, i'm just bored and have nothing better to do

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Jul 25 2005 4:37PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
ok who is mike again? and how do u know he is better than me meg...im pretty sure u have never seen me ski...

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Jul 25 2005 7:24PM
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matthasaurusrex
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


wow tell me this, why is ski ability relevent in this topic??

Oh heres just one thread in regional forums, the last to pagess are just spam with lol or conversations. I mean come on.

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ReadThread.php?start=50&cat_id=26&thread_id=95527

and when you look in that forum the last one to reply are you guys with lol or some stupid comment that does not help the subject at hand. How about you post stuff that is usefull, and not say "dagmar crew we's the shat!!11!"

And Mike (aka mauii) is a really cool guy, cool then you will ever be. So dont hate. HE (like im starting to do) hardly posts anymore because of stupid spammers like yourselves, its annoying.

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Jul 25 2005 8:00PM
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Ruski
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awkward, poppin' the personal bubble, i hate when the crazy safety nazi skiers put down the bar as soon as you sit down, it always seems to end up hitting my thigh, i also really hate those people who put leashes on their kids while skiing...

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Jul 25 2005 8:35PM
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parkbuilder
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its not an Actual Rule, its an unwritten rule you monkeys! no one wants a weirdo sitting right next to them, when there is room so both people can be comfortable....its like when you sit in a booth at a restaurant with your buddy...do you guys sit together on one side??? NO, you sit facing each other.

Jul 25 2005 8:55PM
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westcoaststyle
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nobody, and i mean nobody, has the right to talk down to mauii.

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Jul 26 2005 5:09AM
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Luc.
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u guys are retarded...I APOLOGIZED...and yet u still go on, and on....give it up already!!!and yet again i make a post that is irelivent and has nothing to do withthe subject becasue u stupid posts made by YOU....

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Jul 26 2005 8:19AM
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Lefroy
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who is mike?! wow.... anyways... i was in no way talking about ski ability

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Jul 26 2005 8:46AM
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matthasaurusrex
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tell me what is irrelevent, about backing osmeone up on a ridiculous topic that makes no sense.


"try riding a god damn bus or a plane one day, peoples arms are actually within.. (get this!) ... REACHING DISTANCE of your own!"-mauii
Jul 26 2005 12:01PM
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Jake...
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why is this all hating.... read my thread on bitches and haters.


"Why would you sneak out in grade 4? To trade pokemon?"
"WTF is she doing, fucking idiot"
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Jul 26 2005 1:42PM
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STAUSS
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#1 chairlift rool : Spit on all the towers.

What?

P m P 2oo5

Jul 26 2005 8:14PM
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rrjames
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if someone gets on the lift between you and yer buddy swing or bounce the chair till the person will think twice before riding with random people again

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Jul 26 2005 9:37PM
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E-ZRider
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that woulda been funny to see

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Jul 26 2005 10:20PM
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montageskier
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One rule i think should be if you speak another language other than English then dont sit on the lift with me. I hate hearing people speak another language near me , i always suspect they are talking about me in some evil way.




Jul 26 2005 10:23PM
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Ruski
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ahaha, i speak russian and there have been many an occasion when i sit next to a couple who speaks russian, i choose to never tell them i understand them until debarking (a simple "dasvidanya" does the trick). its funny what people say when they dont think other people can understand them

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Jul 28 2005 4:17PM
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Jake...
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no


"Why would you sneak out in grade 4? To trade pokemon?"
"WTF is she doing, fucking idiot"
-eastAR5
Jul 28 2005 4:32PM
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Jake...
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hopefully theres no creeps like that this year.


"Why would you sneak out in grade 4? To trade pokemon?"
"WTF is she doing, fucking idiot"
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Aug 11 2005 8:52PM
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SkiingLlama
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there are no rules on chairlifts!

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Aug 11 2005 9:03PM
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jambone
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The only rule I found on a chairlift is if ur trying to light a lighter on a windy day so u can smoke a bowl from a beer can while your wearing a fleece...

DON'T LIGHT THE FLEECE ON FIRE

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Aug 11 2005 9:27PM
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Hctiws_iks
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i dont know where your from, but all the quad lifts
i have ever rid on go like this, person, bar,person,person,bar person. So how the hell
would some one sit with a bar between his legs in the middle of a qud chiar?
if he sat with bar between legs, would he make oneof you have like half a seat and be a freak?


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