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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
so, this kid Torrey threw a milkshake at my car because I called him "fatty in the corner." only, to me, fatty is a tearm of endearment. and also, he was rapidly consuming his snack of 2 double-double cheeseburgers, 4 fries, 2 sodas and 2 milkshakes from in-n-out when i called him that.
but apparently, he is really touchy about being his weight and felt inclined to chuck a milkshake at my back windshield.
i need some good, old fashioned, really mature revenge. for example, Exxlax brownies or Roofies-in-his-beer or soemthing. any ideas/ recepies?
thanks!

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
Mar 17 2005 3:03PM
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WillyGBro
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
if he is touchy about his weight and you called him fat do you think the milk shake thing evened the score

Mar 17 2005 3:05PM
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Fairview
Posts: 430 - Karma: 33
Get a switchblad and cut some fuckin' bacon off his back.



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Mar 17 2005 3:16PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
just throw a milk shake at his fat ass

Mar 17 2005 3:19PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
put slices of balogna all over his car during the night and when he goes to pull them off......well apparently the paint comes with it



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Mar 17 2005 3:26PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
^yea but cut the bologna into some sort of embarrasing shape

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Mar 17 2005 3:44PM
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JazzyJ
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by far the best^

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Mar 17 2005 3:44PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
heres what you do. Heres the layout. You stand behind him. You hire some seriously incineratingly hot girl to walk towards you, but he thinks shes walking towards him, and shes looking at him and like saying all this sexy shit, but then she just walks by him, and says ew, and preceeds to you where you have crazy sex in front of him. Or send him a coupon for liposuction. Thata would cut deep.


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Mar 17 2005 3:52PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
or just curb stomp the peice of shit



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Mar 17 2005 3:59PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Light his pants on fire


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Mar 17 2005 4:27PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
Pour a bottle of coke down his gas tank... it will fuck up his engine

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Mar 17 2005 5:12PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
dude you sound like an ass to get back a fat kid for calling him fat

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Mar 17 2005 5:23PM
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SchweitzerSki
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^or straight sugar. also vaseline his car. it's water repellent so it's a bitch to clean off without ruining the paint. sometimes it wont' ever come off

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Mar 17 2005 5:23PM
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Skipig25
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you called a fat kid fat, and now you want revenge on him. I think you're about even.

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Mar 17 2005 5:24PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
well, I personally think he is in his right, so you're a dick. But the best revenge is breaking osmeones thumbs. They won't be able to do anything for so long.


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Mar 17 2005 5:30PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i dont think hes a dick for calling him fat. if the kid is seriously fat and was stuffing his face with a shit load of food then theres nothing wrong with calling the fucker fat.



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Mar 17 2005 5:34PM
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..Phatpat..
Posts: 1528 - Karma: 11
ex lax milkshake.. you know that kid was hurt when he lost that milkshake to the back of your car... he wouldent pass up another


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Mar 17 2005 7:07PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
heres the thing, boys. hes not fat! thats why this whole situation is so fucking weird! hes just an eating BEAST. hes actually really cute...

and for the record, boys, Im not a guy. im definitely a chick...

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
Mar 17 2005 8:47PM
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aggro_sk8
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^then get your name in pink damn it!

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Mar 17 2005 9:01PM
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johanblaze
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IN-N-OUT BURGER FUCKING KICKS ASS!

Mar 17 2005 9:18PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
yeah really, i thought it was a dude. well... ive always like the idea of frozen shaving cream.... but thats just me.


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Mar 17 2005 9:21PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
guys dont get mad at girls for little things like being called fatty (especially since hes not fat) unless the girl is really ugly or the guy is gay.

it takes alot more for a guy to get pissed at a girl than it does for a guy to get pissed at another guy. so either he felt turned down by you or you did something else some other time or your ugly.

(Its not my attention to be mean but its the truth)

so did you do something else to the guy.

Mar 17 2005 9:27PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
do anything that has to do with a pool table, a rectum, and a crest spin brush.



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Mar 17 2005 9:30PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
get some people to hold him down and give him a duct tape helmet

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Mar 17 2005 10:02PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
do YOU know how to get your name to be pink because i most certainly dont.
also, t-man, im gonna try and put a picture of me on this reply or in my info-profile thing. i dont know a) how to use my new computer that well and b) just suck at technology in general.
im not super cute but i know im not THAT ugly. (hopefully...)

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
Mar 18 2005 2:27AM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
message cko or NoPoles, they'll hook you up with a pink name



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Mar 18 2005 2:33AM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
^ sweet i'll try that, thanks.
now, who knows how to convert a .tiff into a .jpg or even how to put pictures on a thread...
and also keep the ideas comming. these are rad. only, he doesnt have a car. so those are out... ill keep 'em in mind though for the next time.

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
Mar 18 2005 2:42AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
i'd bet he's really tickleish. tickle him until he tells you to stop because he cant breathe, and then dont stop.


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Mar 18 2005 3:00AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Take away his fatass snacks and force him to eat carrots. Now that's revenge.





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Mar 18 2005 3:00AM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
pay some big black to rape him thatll teach him

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Jul 10 2005 6:10PM
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SteezePatrol
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maybe realize that you had it comming you heartless bitch

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Jul 10 2005 6:12PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
straight up kick his ass, if u can



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Jul 10 2005 6:12PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
use the bolagna idea but make letters with it that says fat ass. so it says fatass on the hood of his car. that would be funny

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Jul 10 2005 6:14PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
PUT QUICKCRETE (fast drying concrete) IN HIS GAS TANK!!!!!

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Jul 10 2005 6:19PM
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powfoka
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 160
light his car on fire!
break all of his windows !
punch walk up to him all sexy like as if your gonna get on him then straight up punch him in the stomach then when he bends over poor hot greas on his head! and knee him in the face!

TIGHT PANTS WIDE STANCE FAT SKIS SKINNY BITCHES
Jul 10 2005 7:20PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
how about you get on your knees and beg for his forgiviness?





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Jul 10 2005 9:35PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
we call my fat friend fat cuz hes fat

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Jul 10 2005 9:41PM
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Forum*
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I remeber this thread, ok duct-tape his car, it will fuck up the paint, but you have to write the word "FAT" with it, on his hood.

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Jul 10 2005 9:54PM
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jambone
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U have a few ways for revenge

One is to put vasaline on his car but in the vasaline put iron filings or any metal. it will catch his eye as a dirt spo and when he goes to rub it off it will chip the paint

Another way is to freeze shaving cream cans then cut them open and throw the blocks into his car/ locker etc.

Finally u could apologize to him and act real sincere then just dump something like a milkshake all over him.

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Jul 10 2005 10:10PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
woah, who brought this back up? this was like, 32931203o3i1y4oy34 years ago.

no more ideas needed, thanks. we're OK again, thanks though.

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Jul 11 2005 1:13AM
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*NWFT*nUkkA
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i say throw rootbeers in his fridge

BLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGB LINGBLINGBLING!!

N W F T is the coolest ask me why!

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Jul 11 2005 1:15AM
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SteezePatrol
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did you ever apologize to the poor kid


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Jul 11 2005 1:52AM
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Luc.
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ya whats up did u kill him yet?

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Jul 11 2005 9:19AM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
i didnt apologize to him, fuck that shit. we made a truce and i kept from putting Exlax in some brownies I was making for a BBQ that he'd be at. So, Torrey and I are good again. Plus, I see him about once a month now so its all OK with me!

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?" "If you're alive, I probably hate you." -C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
Jul 11 2005 10:02AM
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Apple
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this was by far the best and most creative idea. i dont even understand where it came from.

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Jul 11 2005 10:09AM
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hucker22
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you could send him baking powder in and envelope and right anthrax all over it

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Jul 11 2005 10:59AM
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scientist
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terrorism, nigga please^

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Jul 11 2005 1:09PM
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Leckett
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just keep making fun of him for being fat...if he likes one of ur friends get ur friend to also make fun of him and piss him off so much that he gets fatter and fatter until hes so damn nasty that eeeeeeveryone will point and laugh at him because he cant walk and when he needs to get out of bed, he has to hire a body builder with a steel prying board to get him out of bed.

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Jul 11 2005 1:30PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
very good idea

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Jul 11 2005 3:22PM
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loops_skier
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why wouldn't u just fucking punch the kid? he's not gonna hit you back if ur a chick

Jul 11 2005 3:51PM
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j.bird
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the best would be to invite him to go skinny dipping or something lik that, and just be all over him. then when he takes off his shirt, just be like ahhhhh wtf and run away. hahaah He would be so excited then just realize you were fuckign with him he would prolly cry

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