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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
so i'm thinking of asking a chick out....suggestions?
like how to do it?


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Mar 17 2005 12:25AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
burn your name into her lawn.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 17 2005 12:27AM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
ok, the key is be confident. i don't mean act different than you usually would and be cocky, but confident. if i girl gets a vibe like you are nervous that could kill your game. and just straight up ask her if she wants to hang out, grab a bite, see a movie, whatever. just be confident, and you'll be fine.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ
Mar 17 2005 12:29AM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
ya wat he said



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 17 2005 12:36AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
hey, wanna go out?

Mar 17 2005 12:42AM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
and another thing.. be specific. don't say "so, do you want to do something sometime" say something like "do you want to go to tullys with me and get some coffe after school on thursday"

~-~NWFT~-~


*Kirsten*


Mar 17 2005 12:45AM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
way tuh advertise

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Mar 17 2005 12:49AM
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Bigmilne22
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
dont try to be hip hop

Mar 17 2005 12:28PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
look up the best pick up lines thread

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Mar 17 2005 12:31PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
that was great^

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about going to france- 'i was gonna try to blend in by wearing a shirt with a french flag on it and a beret, while carrying around a bagette. u think that would work?? jk i'd get my ass beat quick.'--pierceme
Mar 17 2005 12:35PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Hold her hands, look her deep into her eyes and tell her she's beautiful. Then ask her if she wants to go fuck.

--- It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Mar 17 2005 2:49PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
just wip it out

Mar 17 2005 3:00PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
hell yeah! always works!

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Mar 17 2005 3:01PM
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sivercartel7
Posts: 310 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha

Mar 17 2005 3:06PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
aww isnt that sepcial that you found a little gurlfrwend and you wanna ask her owt...aww

Fuck tha police
Mar 17 2005 3:07PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
look at her shoes, then say nice shoes in a loud voice and then in a quite voice say wanna fuck

Knitting its just so damn hot right now!
Mar 17 2005 3:24PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
this is how it works. Rip off your shirt and show off your muscles as you do stirring poses, untill she gets horny enough to rip off your pants, and eat your member alive.


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Mar 17 2005 3:26PM
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a-line
Posts: 970 - Karma: 10
^ nice

think about manatees. that's what I do.

Mar 17 2005 4:34PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Cousin_Scott knows where it's at. You need to be confident with out being cocky. Being funny is also a must, but don't try too hard. And don't be nervous, your probably hot shit so go spank that ass!


'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
Mar 17 2005 4:37PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
haha ya using the quotes in the pick up lines thread is like a automatic date

Mar 17 2005 4:48PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 92
be confident and honest...


- Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.
Mar 17 2005 4:52PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
use the force

and jib her to the max


dont be a hoser Eh?

Bp for SMP
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"Rage Against My Machine"
"You jibbed my eye out"
Mar 17 2005 6:02PM
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N.Skinner
Posts: 1512 - Karma: 19
hahahaha jus whip it out



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Mar 17 2005 6:18PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
yea just be confident and shit. for some reason we've had an influx of newbs lately...whatsup with that?

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Mar 17 2005 7:05PM
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miss_twin_tips
Posts: 461 - Karma: 10
be honest, loving and caring, we love to be aroused by that look in your faces when you got the hots for us . we know when you guys want us, so go ahead just ask her out, worst thing that can happen is she says no. better to know rite away than after that first date.
good luck fella



'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Mar 17 2005 7:12PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
women are confusing, just be honest. too many girls play hard to get. and then nothing happens. leveling with us, won't help in the long run.

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 17 2005 9:02PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
just be confident and dont treat it as a big thing, even if your whacking to her webcam every night.



machavok.com



Mar 17 2005 9:42PM
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SnowCoast
Posts: 1991 - Karma: 14
Nice shows, wanna fuck. Haha.

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Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
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Mar 17 2005 9:47PM
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SnowCoast
Posts: 1991 - Karma: 14
And by shows I mean, Shoes.

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Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
seanPis
Mar 17 2005 9:47PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
Ok to finally get the pickup line right,

-Nice shoes wanna fuck?
-WHAT?!?!?!
-I said, "Nice shoes, are they made of duck?" you know.....duck shoes.





J CREW REPRESENTIN'
Mar 17 2005 9:49PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
oh im hot shit....

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Mar 17 2005 10:15PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
im french so i'd be like 'how bout I stick my baguette into your fromage, arent you a hungry girl?' or else i dunno grab her boob and see what happens...




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 17 2005 10:29PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
grabbing her boob would be interesting, but it would be better to stand far enough away and stick out both arms and touch her boobies, then see what happens.

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about going to france- 'i was gonna try to blend in by wearing a shirt with a french flag on it and a beret, while carrying around a bagette. u think that would work?? jk i'd get my ass beat quick.'--pierceme
Mar 17 2005 10:36PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
be nice, but you gotta have a good put down if shes say no. you always have to have the last line. if shes says no just keep talking like its nothing, then be like sorry those girls over there are super hot I gotta jet. cheers.

WHERE ARE YOU HOIET
Mar 17 2005 10:46PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
be like "would you like to go to (whereever) friday nite?"

if she says no then say "good i was gonna stand u up anyway"

Mar 17 2005 10:49PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
just give her a huge bear hug she will get the point it works great

--------------- Is it something i said so fuck you to.
Mar 17 2005 11:01PM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
say i lost my verginty can i have urs

'throw a brick at it'
Mar 17 2005 11:29PM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
or wanna get naki

'throw a brick at it'
Mar 17 2005 11:32PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
Well this bitch was giving me the silent treatment so I was like, f that. So I asked her out so she said "yes" so it broke the silent treatment, turns out I am still with her 2 yrs later

Mar 17 2005 11:35PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
Say "hey baby can i buy you a fish sandwhich?"

Get's 'em everytime


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Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
Mar 17 2005 11:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
^^ or "I caught youa deliciouse(sp?) Bass"

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Mar 17 2005 11:37PM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
well i had sex wif my g/f then asked her and she was like damm strait good times

'throw a brick at it'
Mar 17 2005 11:38PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
i want her to make the first move....i might do it tonight

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Mar 17 2005 11:43PM
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i8van
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 230
good luck man

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Mar 17 2005 11:46PM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
i luv it wen chiks mak the first move but i wouldnt be wif amber if i didnt mak the move

'throw a brick at it'
Mar 17 2005 11:48PM
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nychka
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 61
let us know how it turns out


skiing should be like mcdonalds...sure they started out with just hamburgers, them they progressed to breakfest sandwiches and salads and mcflurries. we all love the new stuff, but we still love the old stuff as well. so its a good thing they still offer
Mar 17 2005 11:52PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
i wish girls would make the first move all the time

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about going to france- 'i was gonna try to blend in by wearing a shirt with a french flag on it and a beret, while carrying around a bagette. u think that would work?? jk i'd get my ass beat quick.'--pierceme
Mar 18 2005 12:07AM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
well....I like it when guys give the vibe that they want to go out first for a while...then when he finally asks me out, we both know whats coming. I am saying this from experience...I've had a ton of boyfriends and even more STD's


official NS bitch
Mar 18 2005 12:18AM
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BLKOUT
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 20
how bout some chicks posting suggestions

boost! boom-bap.
Mar 18 2005 12:27AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
thats yuk

'throw a brick at it'
Mar 18 2005 12:33AM
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