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The guy who made this site deserves a medal!
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http://maddox.xmission.com/
Absolutely amazing. Nothing less. He even manages to make fun of a 6 year olds drawing.
~'Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.'
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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'
~Detective
'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
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that dude is my hero. or maybe...
eh?
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i love his mel gibson drawing.
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i am never coming to newschoolers again...i have found my new home.
''Pink base? More like the gay pistols.'' -Keane
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that page is great....i wish you could become a member and they had a forum.
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
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that's golden...i wish i know that guy who made it
-Mr. Jeff Kiesel
DO A FLIP
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I have already read every article on that site and its great. His illustrations are the best!
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Andrew
SUVs Suck!
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i love the signs in 4 steps thing!
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
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thats the single funniest site i've ever been to. i sent it to everyone
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
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The suicide article is my personal fav. And him ripping apart the little kids drawings is definatly up there.
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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'
~Detective
'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
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hahahahaha dude that just made my day
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all funny, except i hate him because of what he had t say on lord of the rings, if you want me to rant just say something
The Battle for Middle Earth Begins December 18th
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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OK Krongos, lets here it... Heh. He couldn't have been serious on alot of the stuff. Or any of it.
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-Dan
''An object at rest cannot be stopped!''
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MORE THAN A DAMN MEDAL
HOW ABOUT A CADILLAC ESCALADE AND PLATINUM CHAIN!
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
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ok, first off, lotr is the greatest movie ever made, and while some of his reasons were funny and had nothing to do with the actual movie, there were two which are wrong and just dumb.
reason #1-Aragorn is the fuckin man, id like to see this goofy internet fuck take on 5 ringwraiths by himself or an army of uruk-hai
reason #2-the movie was long, not too long. if it was too long it wouldve gotten boring, however the first time i saw it i didnt even realize it was that long
so in conclusion fuck this guy
The Battle for Middle Earth Begins December 18th
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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wow i don't think that i have laughed that hard in a long time that was the funnyist shit in the world haha oh ya and the whole making fun of 'gothic' people i thought was the best... fuck the gothic world haha that was basicly the main point
in the words of my house:
Your not AKL... SO FUCK YOU!
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I knight him king of Shit Talk... and a very funny person
I have a lot of influence.
I drive under it mostly.
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i already did send him hate mail, and i hope he does bash me...also that site does rule dont get me wrong, im just way too into that movie
The Battle for Middle Earth Begins December 18th
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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krongos is right, i'd like to see aragorn teach him a lesson, but his fat people article is now my sig.
and lotr is so kickass.
So I was sitting there the other day enjoying a delicious spotted owl taco when along comes this walrus of a woman wearing a midriff t-shirt, exposing her flabby disgusting lard-filled gut as she lumbered along. I stood up so I could get a clear shot of her because I was about to barf up my lunch, when I suddenly realized that I was surrounded by nasty fat chicks with giant saggy guts.
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haha my favorit, is when he trashes that little kid rachel for having only white people in her picture, and calls her hittler
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One of my friends showed me that site the other day. Hilarious........what has a whale done for you lately?
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'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'
'You don't know me and you don't know my style.' - Method Man
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i'd rather burn to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
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