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My mom: crazy.

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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
FUCK my mom goes crazy over the littlest things- she screamed at me for like 10 minutes straight just because i left the milk out. She goes fuckin insane over nothing all the time. How can i calm her down, since it turns out i'm not perfect?




'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

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Mar 16 2005 6:29PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
slip the bitch some acid, shed probably tweak the fuck out but you just need to bounce and video tape it

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Mar 16 2005 6:31PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
If anybody would scream at me for something that small I would tell them to go fuck themselves no matter who it was. Tell her to not yell at you for things that small and if its a big problem then you dont mind getting yelled at.



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Mar 16 2005 6:31PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
you just gotta keep your cool when they start screaming at you and very calmly tell them to relax. If you start talking back at them it's just gonna make things worse.

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Mar 16 2005 6:33PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
my mom does the same shit... then when i sit there and don't get pissed and start screaming back at her... shes gets even more pissed.. then i laugh.

Mar 16 2005 6:34PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
whenever my mom starts freaking out like that im just like y are u fighting over something so small and she eventually calms down

Mar 16 2005 6:37PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
Even when i do tell her to calm down in a nice way she gets more mad and tells me to hold my horses and calm down... i think i need a tape recorder or some shit like that so i can show her how she sounds.




'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
Mar 16 2005 6:37PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
word^

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Mar 16 2005 6:39PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
just walk away


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Mar 16 2005 6:44PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
Yup... just ingnore her completely and walk away

"sick mom, you're cool" usually confuses them, then they become quiet


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Mar 16 2005 7:18PM
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skierbabe420
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 21
yeah usually if u say the minimum it works, they get the point...at least that works for me, i've learned to just keep my mouth shut, say one or two word anwsers if possible that kinda thing...that really blows though.

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Mar 16 2005 7:27PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
just laugh at her and go into yer room and lock the door

Mar 16 2005 7:29PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
pretend to have a seizure. She'll never be mad at you again. Worked for me. I got a new goldfish out of it. Bitches.

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Mar 16 2005 7:32PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Menopause. All women go through it.

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Mar 16 2005 7:34PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
yeah I've got a teacher who's the same way. Every week at least she bitches at me for some reason or another. The latest one was because I forgot to write my name on a paper, so of course that shows that I don't respect her enough to consider the extra time she had to take to find out who wrote it, so of course I deserved the 15 minute long lecture/scream-fest after school. Just nod a lot, say it wont happen again, and think of something else while they're screaming at you. Nine times out of ten she wont even notice the glazed look in your eyes or the fact that you haven't said a word.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!' - a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom 'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict' - a guy thinking of ways to get re
Mar 16 2005 7:51PM
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sKi*eAst
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
just tell her what she wants to hear , like "ok mom sure" and shell be so surprised, then pissed off, cause ur doing it to spite her... and then just dont do what she tells you to do. but she cant really get mad at u cause u didnt yell at her, i dunno that works for me!





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is when it hits, you feel no pain...
Mar 16 2005 7:56PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
yeah its probably minopose(sp?)
how old is she?

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Mar 16 2005 7:57PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
man it happens to everyone ive seen this post a million times, just grow up and learn to face it, that all i have to say.



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Mar 16 2005 8:04PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
definitly tape record it. or just nod and smile and tell her you love her

Mar 16 2005 8:07PM
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sKi*eAst
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
well, my mom is really crazy, like for real. or else she just drinks wayyy to much. cause shes like insane, like once i was drinking w/my friends or w/e and she came home, then i threw up and i figured u could smell the alcohol and like i was still kinda drunk and i told her i over ate. and she got me scared telling me that she needed to talk to me about that, then she sat me down and was like, U NEED TO STOP EATING AS MUCH. and that was that. she is realllly crazy





one good thing about music
is when it hits, you feel no pain...
Mar 16 2005 8:09PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
lace her drinks with valume and if she still flips out...kick her right in the nuts

Fuck tha police
Mar 16 2005 8:11PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
you boys don't understand, if you had blood coming out of your dick and it smelled like fish, you'd be mad too. It's called PMS, get used to it

Mar 16 2005 8:16PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
my mom does the same thing. she was watching a movie in the kitchen today, with a little tv that we put in our car for long car rides, and i came in for something to eat, and i opened the refrigerator and it started creaking, then i put a glass down kinda hard and she just started bitching, so i told her that we have a big tv downstairs with a dvd player and vhs player for a reason, then she got even more pissed, so she moved the small tv into her room... shes crazy sometimes

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Mar 16 2005 8:53PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
LMAO,,,,, my friends mom called him up at his friends house and started to cry because he left crumbs on the counter. that bitch is messed the fuck up



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Mar 16 2005 8:59PM
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ninja.
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
i could teach you how to kick her head off if you want

Mar 16 2005 9:17PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
It's called menopause. My mom is going through it/has been going through it for the lats 2 years. She gets pissed off over the littlest things and she cries over the littlest things. It's quite disturbing. When she flips out I just calmely tell her that she is over reacting and then explain the situation to her and make sure she knows that she is makign a big deal out of nothing. She usually feels pretty stupid and says sorry.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 16 2005 9:19PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
tell her she needs to get laid. Then give her directions to your friends house and tell her to show up wearing saran wrap. THAT is a true friend.

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Mar 16 2005 9:38PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Fall asleep on the ground. Wake up later and tell her you developed narcolepsy from her endless bitching.


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Mar 16 2005 9:59PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
yah i used to think my mom was really bad too but then a kid i know at school got grounded for 4 weeks because he payed the pizza guy himself, now thats crazy.

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Mar 16 2005 10:20PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
yeah I know a guy who's mom threw a shoe at his head because he was on the computer past midnight. And it wasn't a soft shoe either, big leather shoe with a huge chunky heel about 3 inches high. He had fun explaining the huge bruise on the side of his face the next morning.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!' - a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom 'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict' - a guy thinking of ways to get re
Mar 16 2005 10:24PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
tell her that you know her menopause is coming but thats not a reason for bitchin at you, and I sometimes have the same problem but just yell back and tell her to chill...




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The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 16 2005 10:27PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
yeah, if you yell back ,she'll probably break down and cry


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 16 2005 10:33PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
Its menopause,it sucks,get use to it.My mom had it for the past 3 years.



Responsability,what's that?
Mar 17 2005 8:17AM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
my mom is completely unstable. she really likes buying my sister and me really quality booze and giving us her perscription drugs like Valium and sonata. and then she cries because my sister is a drunk bastard and i am addicted to dexies. weird how that works out.
she also drinks about one and a half bottles of wine every evening. and then says "shes in mourning." umm, ok.

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Mar 17 2005 1:10PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
yea my step moms a crazy bitch like that, i hate her i always flip on her

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Mar 17 2005 4:06PM
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VTpublicenemy9
Posts: 149 - Karma: 10
haha i have the same problem, like one little thing can spark an argument and we both start yelling. for some reason most moms think they are always right

Mar 17 2005 4:23PM
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p-lin101
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i like the tape recorder idea you could make her sound like a complete fucking idiot and then maybe shed back off for a little





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Mar 17 2005 5:25PM
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