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ninja.
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
listen to this, yesterday my sensei taught me how to totally jump kick someone head off, its totally sweet. Pretend the target (person who his going to have their head kicked off) is at the other end of a gym that is marked by lines, which is awesome, all the lines are tne yards and each of us are at opposite ends.e being the ninja in this procedure will run really fast and at the 50 yard line take off and immediatly enter the kicking stance, my body will fly perfectly parellel to the ground in the stance as if gravity does not exist and i will kick his head off, it is totally sweet. PM me if you want to be able to punch through bulletproof glas (its all about the knuckle!!!)

Mar 15 2005 9:32PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
i heard ninjas spread SARS too...they always wear those things.

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?! hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Mar 15 2005 11:24PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
graphic spyder...but u would never get the chance...once u grabbed for my balls ans relized i was wearing a cup i would just shoot u in the back of the head with my deagle and rap your lifeless body then fuck ur bitch lover gato in the ass while spooning his eyes out with my bear hands

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:24PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
wats that eastern?


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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:26PM
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ninja.
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
if they are are any other REAL ninja's out there, do any of you guys also sleep with your eyes open?

Mar 15 2005 11:27PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
u will wake to find yourself covered in the pelts of all those u onceloved and ever knew....from ur mom to the mailman

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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:27PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
gato better sleep with his eyes open

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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:28PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
i close my eyes but my ninja traind mind can sence any1 within 100 yards



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 15 2005 11:30PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
bed time this shit is settled at 8 tomorrow

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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:33PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
is that ns time(the time on the bottem) i donno my time zone but its 11:43 here rit now



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 15 2005 11:35PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
you spelled sensai wrong

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and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
Mar 15 2005 11:44PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
you spelled sensei wrong

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Screw this I'm going skiing
Mar 16 2005 12:06AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
shhh, I was trying to trick the kid....come on, get in the game

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
Mar 16 2005 12:08AM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
^ and gayer thaan ever

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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 17 2005 7:16PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
Ninja is a fag. All the other ninjas on this site could kick his lilly "ninja" ass. Kill em boys!




'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
Mar 17 2005 7:24PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
this is by far the best thread lately.



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Mar 17 2005 7:30PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
You forgot to say "guy" 1-3 times per sentences.

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Sep 26 2005 10:31PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
holy shit congrats on the post of the fucking day hahahhaha
Dec 22 2005 7:43PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
ninjas are flipping sweet,and the ultimate paradox! DUH!
Dec 22 2005 7:44PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
I didn't want to say nothing but....I am a shogun master, I show my face with pride before the kill, I will split ninjas down the core like a ripe bananna, I have a special pillow that allows my hair bun to sit perfect while I sleep with one eye open
Dec 22 2005 7:46PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
this girl is so stupid. just fucking kissing these gay fucks asses like sooo much.

hahaha this ninja shit is crackin me up. I never knew people would sit here and drag that out for soo long.


I am in the green thumb. And when you smell reefer, you know I am near. I appear in a plume of smoke that will have you on your knees chokin. and when u are on your knees chokin I fuckin ghetto stomp the shit out of your ninja ass. then i disappear in a plume of smoke. Well the plume just follows me out. I am not a ninja either. I am a pothead.
Dec 22 2005 7:52PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
so what did I miss? I was just punching a great big bowl full of hot sand like 1,000 times
Dec 22 2005 7:55PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
i used to kickbox and there was another room next door where people learned karate or w. ev and it always smelled like feet and gym lockers,so whenev. i think ninjas i always feel the need to get out an air freshener
Dec 22 2005 7:56PM
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