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ninja.
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
listen to this, yesterday my sensei taught me how to totally jump kick someone head off, its totally sweet. Pretend the target (person who his going to have their head kicked off) is at the other end of a gym that is marked by lines, which is awesome, all the lines are tne yards and each of us are at opposite ends.e being the ninja in this procedure will run really fast and at the 50 yard line take off and immediatly enter the kicking stance, my body will fly perfectly parellel to the ground in the stance as if gravity does not exist and i will kick his head off, it is totally sweet. PM me if you want to be able to punch through bulletproof glas (its all about the knuckle!!!)

Mar 15 2005 9:32PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
go home



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Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
He's going to duct tape it to his le
Mar 15 2005 9:35PM
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KeegLove
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^ DO AS HE SAYS!


SKI FOR LIFE!
Mar 15 2005 9:41PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
you have REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

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Mar 15 2005 9:52PM
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ninja.
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
huh? you think ninja's are limited to one place?

Mar 15 2005 9:59PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
if only sigs could be longer than 10 lines...

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Mar 15 2005 9:59PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
wow...

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Mar 15 2005 10:00PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
elgato i want ur ebabies

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Mar 15 2005 10:31PM
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t-man152
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I have a friend who has wanted to be a Ninja his whole life and he is real serious about it. he takes a whole bunch of Martial arts classes and shit he keeps on telling me useless crap about ninjas and quiz me on stuff such as "what do you call a sword like a katana where the oposite edge is sharp?" I didnt know (still dont) and didnt care (still dont) so he would be all mad how I dont give a shit about his culture. thats when I make him realize that hes 18 hes treated like a 13 year old by his parents hes going to comunity college, he sucked in high school he lives in the United States and hes black and the way of the Ninja fits nowhere in his "culture"

ohh he also thinks that snowbldes are and I quote: "Their the dopest shit around son"

hes fun to make fun of but sometimes its too easy. and now he got all sentimental so he talks to me like some chick hes like "why do you always make fun of me I think its because you feel insecure about yourself and you need to feel secure about yourself and the only way you can do that...blah blah blah"
so I make fun of him some more until he gets mad and leaves. its hella fun.

Mar 15 2005 10:39PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
elgato who was your nija master?

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 10:40PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
DUN DUN DUN!
NS NINJA DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 10:47PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
the drama unfolds as sworn ninja enemies join forces to ride the ns community of another evil alter ego

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 10:49PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
the plot thickens as elgato
(the obviously superior ninja) rejects the peaceoffering of his sworn red fist enemy...it is once agian every ninja for himself

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 10:53PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
ur just afraid cause elgato is gonna ekick ur ass...ninja style

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 10:55PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
i can take ur ninja shit...ill shoot ur ass bitch...just like indiana jones does to that crazy sword guy

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 10:57PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
u fucking idiot...if u were a real ninja u would kno that ninjas don't se guns....havn't u ever seen karate kid

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:00PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
holy shit dude

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:03PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
ninjas are retarded, they're just stupid and too dumb and late to use a gun.




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 15 2005 11:06PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
u can't shoot acid elgato that would be cheat and thus against the ninja moral code of honor...damn im not even a ninja and i kno that

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:09PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
i am more powerful then thi from ong make and i will knee ur ass through the ground then rape u ninja style



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 15 2005 11:12PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
ur full of shit ...and i don't think ur a real ninja any more ]....im just going to shoot u in the face...we'll see wat ur acid shooting foot can do then bitch

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:13PM
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g-dawg
Posts: 312 - Karma: 11
ninjas STUPID? your insane!!! if you had an automatic rifle and i had my fist (this is a deadly weapon for me) i would take you for sure. I would use this move i made up, it doesnt have a name, i dont like names, (thus ninja, but if you really must know my name is flying star), anyways for the move when the guy starts shooting at you, take out your katana and start running, in ninja stance (fast running with the katana faced towards target) and start doing multiple front flip's while using your katana to smash away the bullets, but becasue you are a ninja i would not recommend using your katana unless uterly needed (like if your fighting 1000 bad ninjas or something) so what i would do is once i got close enough i would probably just either punch his gun hard enough to bend the barrel and then rip out his heart, or i would would simply kick out his eyes using another move, but thats a whole other lesson.

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Mar 15 2005 11:14PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
wow this tread fills up so fast



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 15 2005 11:15PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
elgato is god of ninjaness, spyder doesnt stand a chance. he should give up now.



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Mar 15 2005 11:16PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
i have mastered the art of ninjaness and therfor are indestructuble



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 15 2005 11:17PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
^acid shooting poser fag

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:17PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
damn that was ment for gato


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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:18PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
this thread filled up so quickly thay im not sure who is talking to who



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 15 2005 11:18PM
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ninja.
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
ahhh my young pupils

Mar 15 2005 11:19PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
ill take both of u with my guns... don' stand a chance...bulletproof face or not......ill shoot u in the neck

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:19PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
u too ninja bitch

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rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Mar 15 2005 11:20PM
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PowderCanuck
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i'm a pirate. Ninjas suck.

Nuff said.

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Mar 15 2005 11:21PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
a true ninja can form an indestructable forcfield with thier mind to add to their indestructableness



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 15 2005 11:21PM
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ninja.
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
i myself would easily take you with any amount of guns. I would simply use my ninja stars. In the hands of a trained ninja, ninja stars are very deadly.

Mar 15 2005 11:21PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
ill take u in a draw ...u can have ur pussy ninja stars

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Mar 15 2005 11:21PM
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PowderCanuck
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holy shit this thread filled fast

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Mar 15 2005 11:22PM
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Frostfired
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this thread went from about 20 posts to 60 posts in about 3min



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Mar 15 2005 11:23PM
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