i see a guy at a shop in park city use this card in front of me and the chick at the register just starts drooling...like she was ready to strip for the guy the instant she saw this card. i was amused enough to look and see what the deal is about this amazing credit card, pluc i heard kanye west saying something about it in one of his tracks so i figured it must be cool. what i come to find out is their is this black american express centurion card that certain platinum cardholders get invited to hold with no spending limit, and a $2,500 annual fee. but check this, the second you whip this baby out, everyone starts bending over backwards to do whatever you want for them. i mean shutting down stores for private modelings of outfits when you want to shop, magic openings for reservations at crazy expensive restaurants and on flights, and more comps than you can imagine. i guess you get to have one if you spend over $100k a year on your platinum card. so even though i may sound like a materialistic weasel, i've got to say having one of these babies is now on my life's to do list...even though it'll almost definitely not happen. anyways, it effing late and i'm bored so i felt like saying that.
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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situ