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UB6_IB9_Inches
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I hate it. Remember when it tasted good? Or should I say, remember when we were retarted enough to eat it? I hate when it is in the back of your throat and it won't move, especially since I never hork and spit...it doesn't work for me. I have an elongated epiglottis. hehehe eplglottis..
Oct 15 2002 6:52PM
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Ds91260
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wait when did we stop eating it?
Oct 15 2002 7:01PM
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five0
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are you serious...we're not eating it anymore...im gonna kill myself now
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Oct 15 2002 7:05PM
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stupid3000
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hahahahahahahahahahaha eplglottus hahahahahahaaa
Oct 15 2002 7:05PM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
im here all week
Oct 15 2002 9:33PM
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PhattTim
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not eating your snot is a crime

haha, he said epiglottis, hehe, and elongated, hehe, hehehhehe, hehehhehee

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Oct 15 2002 9:40PM
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Ds91260
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yea dude in some places i heard its a crime to eat ur snot, wahts up with that man.
Oct 15 2002 9:45PM
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skodeo7
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mmmmm I love poking smot
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Oct 15 2002 9:48PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
man, snot is the shit, you got your proirities mixed up man. You gotta eat it through your mouth, not the back of your throat. I like epiglottis'.


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Oct 15 2002 11:01PM
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Ds91260
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no im still feedin from the nostril its more exposed that way to bring out the flavor.
Oct 15 2002 11:17PM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
you like the crusty ones or the runny ones more?


Oct 16 2002 7:47AM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
i have a question. What do you guys all think about chicks who farmer blow in the park? I'm sorry - guys are fine to do it and i am all for women's rights ... but I think that is pushing it a little far into the gross girl category..
Oct 16 2002 10:37AM
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MadTrixter
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farmer blowing? what the fuck is that?


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Oct 16 2002 4:38PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
farmer blowing im assuming is like a snot rocket, and under no circumstance is it acceptable for a girl to do it in a public area, and i like the crusty ones that have a dab of the runny on them u kow the whole 2 in 1 package.
Oct 16 2002 5:58PM
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MadTrixter
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oh alright....snot rockets are funny, yet you're right, no girl(no matter how fat or manly) should ever blow a snot rocket

as for the snot i prefer; i like the ones that are like soft, yet well defined, perfect for snot rockets


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Oct 16 2002 6:02PM
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C.Royce
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damnitt...i WAS eating
Oct 16 2002 9:21PM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
Im guessing a snot rocket is when you block one nostril and blow hard out the other?

I do them all the time in the middle of public. Usually after a bike ride or something physical though. Rather do that than wipe my nose with my arm every 30 seconds until theres more snot on my arm than in my nose.
I do it on the slopes all the time too

What gravity?
Oct 16 2002 10:54PM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
oops... pressed reply to early.

Yea..but it's a bitch when you get it all over your shoulder..legs..whatever.

What gravity?
Oct 16 2002 10:55PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
you got it - farmer blow .. snot rocket... whatever. I think a girl doing it is nasty!
Oct 17 2002 12:04AM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
second that motion

I used to put little balls of paper up one of my nostrils, pllug the other one, and shoot them at girls I had crushes on in class....Needless to say, I didn't get laid too much. but thats all changed now, Now I blow them at the ugly girls and the hot ones come runnin. yeah.
Oct 17 2002 7:48AM
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pikachu
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pika pika pikachu.
Oct 17 2002 9:43AM
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MadTrixter
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damnit pikachu, you have 100 some posts, and most of them are you saying 'pika pika, pikachu'. do you need to write that one very damn topic
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Oct 17 2002 3:10PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
pikachew your snot

haha, man I crack myself up.


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Oct 17 2002 9:36PM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
you're retarted

Oct 18 2002 3:51PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you spelled retarded wrong......
'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

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Oct 18 2002 10:12PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hahahaha, dumbass...uh..wait, d-u-m-b-a-s-s..yup! DUMBASS!



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Oct 19 2002 9:23AM
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UB6_IB9_Inches
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
dont you hate the boogers that stick to your fingers when you try to flick them off? like they won't get off and when yu flick them with your other finger ,they stic to that one...fuck it pisses me off
Oct 21 2002 8:44PM
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MadTrixter
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that's why you just need to blow snot rockets all the time....but then they stick to the side of your nose every once in a while
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Oct 21 2002 9:12PM
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