Replying to NS Obscene Slang Translation Page

People

It has come to my attention that due to the global nature of this site and the propensity of the contributors to use filthy slang terms unique to their regions there is a not inconsiderable level of confusion around what various terms mean

And I quote 'Taking Skull, is that like when you have trouser-tent or something?' (Comment provided by Little Cletus McDungball, Mydaddymarriedhissisterville, Deep Apalachians)

As such, please post suitable translations for all you slang terms for future reference.

Here are some risque examples from the UK, please follow suit with more

Sink the Bismark - Sexual intercourse

Pork pylon, ham howitzer, purple headed womb ferret, nob - all terms for penis

One-eyed weeping bald mans hood - foreskin

Syphon the python - go pee pee

Drop the kids off at the pool - go poop poop