Replying to worst theme-night ever

So it is my sister's birthday. she wants to go to cowboys. A popular bar in Edmonton. So I and 15 or so of her friends go, only to find out that it is 'WHITE TRASH' night. everyone that works there is either sporting a mullet, or is dressed like trailer trash. and the band was horrible!!! they had a guy in a cop uniform, who just stood on stage and did absoloutly nothing. It was probably the worst theme possible for atracting people to the club. If we had known, we would have gone to a closer club.
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'Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'?
-cat