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jibbernaught
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
anybody got any good stories/rants/jokes or anything else? Tell all that good shit that doesent really fit in any other posts. enjoy




Proud Member Of the HoBum Posse
Oct 13 2002 11:15PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
this one time, at band camp...
-Chris

skiing is fun
Oct 13 2002 11:16PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
my brother threw one of those hammer things you ouse to play crocket with at me once, it hit me in the forehead.
-Chris

skiing is fun
Oct 13 2002 11:17PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
i once got battery acid shot at me by evil atteries - luck i blinked - so now i only have a small tiny tiny scar on my eylid



the end


Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Tech
Parents: **Still worried**
Oct 13 2002 11:51PM
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$-Giggles-$
Posts: 99 - Karma: -3
Today my sister had a little party, so i got to watch 13year olds get drunk from half a bear... it was funny, then they started hitting on me
Oct 13 2002 11:56PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
When i got surgery on my ancle, some stuff they gave me made it so i couldnt pee... (they never told me) then the big fat hairy nurse wakes me up at 1 am and tells me i need to pee in 10mins or they will take it out by sticking a tube down my pee whole... lets just put it this way: i could pee in thos 10mins and i couldn run cuz of broken ancle.. worst day of my life



Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
Oct 14 2002 12:06AM
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$-Giggles-$
Posts: 99 - Karma: -3
haha, ok thats worst then 13 year old hitting on u
Oct 14 2002 2:39PM
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