Call me retarded or sally if it pleases you but hear me out.
I know this dude and when he pulls backscratchers he sometime grabs his left ski with his left hand sort of like a tweaked back tail; but sometimes he reaches to far and grabs his right ski instead. What is this called? It kinda looks pretty good especailly if he crosses his skis.
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