Replying to Rude Poetry Corner

Here is some rude poetry. I encourage you all, no matter what you age or roots, to come up with some. That way mankind may go to bed tonight with a smile on its face.

These are limericks:

There once was a young man from Brighton
Who said to his girl: 'you're a tight 'un'
She said 'pardon my soul
But you're in the wrong hole
There's plenty of room in the right one'

While banging in a hard bed of nails,
'OOOoo!' Said the Princess of Wales,
She let out a great roar,
Said, 'we've not done it before,
In white tie, and top hat, and tails.'

There was a young vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were rather unstable
Once in a blue moon
She pulled out a spoon
And drank herself under the table