Replying to what are some funny jokes?

i got one to start of bros... so this man and wife and in ben and the women goes..i was at a dick convention today and they were sellin the big ones for 100 dollars and the little ones for 10 dollars and the man asks. how much would mine go for? and the wife replied. they were givin yours away.. so the man gets mad and says oh ya i was at a pussy convention today and they were sellin the tight ones for 100 dollars and the loose ones for 10 dollars. and the wifer asks. oh ya what would mine go for. and he goes. what would yours go for? they had to have some place to hold the convention in..