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Ban one piece suits from mountains everywhere!

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snogurl
Posts: 466 - Karma: 12
The worst I've ever seen was this guy in a turquoise and purple one piece with leather tassles! No kidding!...What's the worst you've ever seen? What's the craziest thing you've ever worn skiing?
This might be interesting...:^)
Oct 9 2002 12:43PM
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
I saw this huge woman in a white/hot pink one. The ass seam was starting to go... It left me speechless.
Oct 9 2002 12:45PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
i dont know - belans one peice is pretty sick

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Oct 9 2002 12:48PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
1 pieces are totaly rad, unless you have to take a crap, then they are a pain in the ass.
Oct 9 2002 1:46PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
it's all about the one piecers!



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Oct 9 2002 1:58PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
if you live in the midwest, props to the hillbillies in carharts!
Oct 9 2002 2:16PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
but one pieces are soooo funny. I just posted a pic of the best one I have seen in the people section. this was the sumer before last up on the glacier.... like wow... what a suit? lol.

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me:'So Darryl - is it gona rain tonight?'
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Me: 'we dont have a tent. meh what ever. I'm in.'
Oct 9 2002 3:14PM
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Skier4298
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
if i could find one with totally hott colors all over it then i would wear it all the time


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Oct 9 2002 3:25PM
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CTD
Posts: 6301 - Karma: 349
ha gravteck! I know what your sayin. Rednecks got thier onpeice carhart coveralls on, the neon orange hunting hat, some bright neon green gloves from kmart, and the shittest rentals at the place. Ya know what else is real bad...
stretch pants. guys who used to race still wear thier very small purple, black, and teal stretch pants. those suck.
Oct 9 2002 3:30PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
I saw this faded floral pattern, Yellow with different color flowers at Jackson last winter, It look like a blanket or something. And who can forget the jeans, starter jacket and cowboy hat texans that invade colorado each year! But my favorite are the hicks of the midwest who wear snowmobile suits and a combination of their finest winter hunting camo.
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Oct 9 2002 3:36PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
i used to have a black one piece with brite pink and green and yellow patchs. it was pimp!

'I probably sound like a rambaling dork on the blunt commentary track. there use that or I'll fucking kill you fucking guy' -Jibtech

Oct 9 2002 3:43PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
fag bags....
Oct 9 2002 5:32PM
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freeskierx16
Posts: 305 - Karma: 11
one pieces are so ugle, i saw this bright yellow with red and blue, except the yellow was neon and I about puked, also pointed at him and laughed





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Oct 9 2002 5:34PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
one pieces are the shit! Just wait for oakley's one piece.
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Oct 9 2002 6:05PM
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Airspeed-X
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 14
My viewpoint on one-piecers:
Advantages: warmer, no snow falling up your coat or in your pants when you spill, 2 in 1 deal so you dont accidently forget your coat at home but who's going to do that?

Dis-advantages: if too tight you dont want to bend over, relieving yourself,

I dont think I would ever wear one but you never know.
This has been my thoughts and opinion of 0ne-piece suits.
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Oct 9 2002 6:08PM
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Airspeed-X
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 14
By the way, CarHart is good quality!! But I dont know about skiing in them.. :-P
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Oct 9 2002 6:35PM
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shithawk
Posts: 116 - Karma: 10
yea what are you talking about, one piecers are the schiznit, except when a texan wears one its time to make fun of their ass
Oct 9 2002 6:44PM
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Airspeed-X
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 14
When they get all faded and the colours seem to blend in all together especially they pink and white's, they dont look very stylish to me. Then put a Texan in one, thats another story lol
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Oct 9 2002 6:46PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
this one peice is fine with me...danm fine...





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Oct 9 2002 6:48PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
i saw this snowboarder once - his pants were so baggy that this crotch was at his knees! he was about '5'2 but must have been wearing xxxxxxxl pants. He spent the whole day pullin his pants up!





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Oct 9 2002 8:13PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
that one piece is the nicest i have ever seen


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Oct 9 2002 8:22PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
'except when a texan wears one' alright thems be fightin words! I'm a texan and I'll be rockin a one piece, bring yo roudiest smack biiatch!
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Did you know the pen is stronger than the knife. And did you know that they can kill you once but they cant kill you twice. Did you know destruction of the flesh is not the ending of life, fear not of the anti christ. Did you know that I exist before the earth and did you know that I exist before the earth...Your body is just a vehicle transporting the soul, it whats inside the vehicle is beauty to behold...It was written up in the book of life.
Oct 9 2002 8:38PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
remember the pics Telejibber (i think it was him) put up? The worst ski suits he could find one day at Sunshine or something like that. Some old lady on the Madtrix was in a purple and pink one-peice

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Oct 9 2002 8:40PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
9MK you mean this---> Top 3 Worst Ski Suits
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Oct 9 2002 9:07PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Damn, the pictures died or something!!!!!
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SUVs Suck!
Oct 9 2002 9:08PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
yeah like reedy says. i bet oakley comes out with some one piece suit and its the next big thing.. ha.

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'when i am reincarnated, i wanna be one of the guys in the beginning of rap songs that yell the rappers name or say word up. whats great is they get paid millions of dollars for two words!' -my punk friend Katie
Oct 9 2002 9:56PM
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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
I saw one at Mt Hutt 2 weeks ago that was brght teal with pink diagonal flashings. You could see it at 100m with your eyes closed.



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Oct 9 2002 9:56PM
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heavymetalwinner
Posts: 655 - Karma: 11
i think its special blend or foursquare but some snowboard companies got this super hype one peice that more like a baggy mechanics suit. pit full light green and white camo, and its so baggy. its not all tight and hsit, yet if you can find an old retro one with the bell bottoms your got your style covered. those look good with anything. neon colors add bomus points. seriously girls tink you got a sense of humor, and then you show em your shit. but i don't find one peice suits funny. in my mind they are the only way to go. i know peopel will laugh but they are laughing with you not at you.
Oct 9 2002 11:19PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I quote the Simpsons:

'Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all!'
'Sex. Something I'll never have. Like the muffins at break.' - Computer geek.


'all these kids today that ski want big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger!'
Oct 9 2002 11:22PM
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jibsgrl
Posts: 196 - Karma: 10
hahah! oh my gosh, the worst at my hill is the bright old skool 80s neon yellow/green one piece with super old yellow/green neon skis to match...i love it, actually my favorite is beginner skiers with the jeans tucked into the books, its classic...maybe thats only at my hill though..hahah
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Oct 9 2002 11:25PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
Yeah, my friend and I took a whole bunch of people in stupid one piece suits doing snowplows last year. She got them developed and put them on a poster with a whole bunch of mullet pictures. It was great.
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Oct 10 2002 12:33AM
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Balmdogg
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 309
the one's are so funny, especially the ones with the fur line on the hood, in oz it seems that if they are wearing a one then they have a bumbag as well, supergimps.

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Oct 10 2002 1:43AM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
May not look it but this is a one suiter...


What gravity?
Oct 10 2002 5:05AM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
errr... here:



What gravity?
Oct 10 2002 5:06AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
Amazing.
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Oct 10 2002 10:48AM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 629
hahaha...that guy is cool as hell!
Oct 10 2002 11:37AM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
PIMP!
TheDave001: I am a scum bag
TheDave001: the number 1 scum bag
TheDave001: I cleaned up since I been down here
TheDave001: to many girls n shit
TheDave001: can't be looking fithy
Oct 10 2002 12:40PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I still think the one I posted in the people pics sec takes teh cake... like look at the little fat kid? that shit was funny as fuck.

Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

me:'So Darryl - is it gona rain tonight?'
Darryl: 'I checked the weather website aid it was definitly going to rain...... lets go camping any ways.'
Me: 'we dont have a tent. meh what ever. I'm in.'
Oct 10 2002 5:56PM
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springsskier
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
yea when the hunters where their brown or orange overalls, it is classic.... and another thing... when people in rental skis ride right onto cement, or put there skis on where there is no snow... its cracks me up
Oct 10 2002 6:27PM
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cr1080cbr
Posts: 92 - Karma: -10
You have to love one pieces, because it make the rest of us look great. I saw a pink camlouflage one piece suit on this fat chick. it was hillarous. I think she was from like texas or something.

Oct 10 2002 6:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Skiing in the Midwest wouldn't be the same if you didn't see the 1 piece Carhart suit every time you went skiing. I always see at least one. Once I saw a japanese dude with a hot pink,green, and blue one piece on. It had black and white checkers too. It was tight.
Oct 10 2002 9:43PM
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1080enemy
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If it was cold and foggy I might consider wearing one, bedause noone would see me. but other than that i wouldn't touch one
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