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Useless Facts

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Hobojibber
Posts: 646 - Karma: 10
I've noticed that a lot of the useless facts are getting old and I was thinking that myself and anyone else could donate some new ones.....so here I go.....

Over 1000 people die each year while masterbating

(guess people can't even have safe sex by themselves)
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Oct 6 2002 9:43PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
getting old? there are like 50 of them, i just submitted 10 the other day.


''I should make a shirt out of my butt lint.''
Oct 6 2002 10:36PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
i read this one off a snapple bottle: termites chew through wood twice as fast when listening to rock music.

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
Oct 6 2002 10:38PM
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jibbernaught
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
3 times as many people die from falling off their toilets than die in avalanches.


proud member of the hobum posse. fuck the gipper
Oct 6 2002 11:20PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
gay people are more likely to get AIDS.

Jesusjr.com
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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Oct 7 2002 12:08AM
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Hobojibber
Posts: 646 - Karma: 10
where can u submit useless facts??
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Oct 7 2002 7:12PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
asshole sie has a direct corrolation to how gay you are - so next time your infront of a mirror bend over, spread you cheeks and have a good look in the mirror





Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
Oct 10 2002 7:54PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4724 - Karma: 711
Lesbians have more sex with women then men, except lesbians that have a penis, cus there not lesbians there normal people... not to say being gay isnt normal, its just not... cus more people are straight then gay hence being gay is not normal.. so dont be gay kids.
Oct 10 2002 9:47PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
thanks for the advice.

Darryl Hunt

'hey, it's springer' Paul [Flannery] as he turned to Sienfeld
Oct 10 2002 9:59PM
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steve-o
Posts: 642 - Karma: 24
more people get killed by donkies than in plan crashes
Oct 10 2002 11:54PM
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steve-o
Posts: 642 - Karma: 24
turtles can breathe their buts
Oct 10 2002 11:55PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Posers will be the last to hit the jump but will always stand in front





Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
Oct 11 2002 5:13PM
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Balmdogg
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 309
that one was golden

Oct 17 2002 2:24AM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
A pig orgasm can last up to half an hour
Proud member of the Ghetto Park Builders Union local 637
Oct 17 2002 8:57AM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
masterbation can cause cancer.

Moe.
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Pimps don't pay taxes.
Oct 21 2002 3:31PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm screwed!!!

Jesusjr.com
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Wasted State Represent!!
I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Oct 21 2002 3:41PM
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