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PCancik
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I ate at the new PF Chang's(Lakewood) last night with my girlfriend. I had Crab Wontons and the Mongolian Beef. About ten minnuts after I got home I had one of the most disturbing bowl movements ever. I peeed out of my but Hole for like ten minnuts. RIght after that the bowle movement was complimented by a hude wet fart. Few moments later.... when I had the mess cleaned out of my ass hairs I had a second bowle movement larger than the first. It was not plesant. SO I come back to my girl like half an hour later and she is like are you ok? Oh... Just fine. So don't eat at P.F. Chang's unless you would like a simillar experience.
Dec 3 2004 1:11PM
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stuart
Posts: 443 - Karma: 20
thanks for the experience details
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Dec 3 2004 1:29PM
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skiingpimp
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good story
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!
-Ron Jeremy-
Dec 3 2004 3:41PM
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thefart
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
did your poo smell like soy sauce?
Dec 3 2004 4:08PM
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PCancik
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
More like garlic and Soy Sauce. Well actualy I take that back it smelled like garlic and the sepecial sauce the waitress made at the table for us. The sauce consisted of Soy Sauce, Whit Vinnigar, Hot Mustard and, a dash of Wasabi Oil. Talk about a potent mixture!
Dec 3 2004 10:39PM
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CaderTots
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Dude Paul you are a sick fuck man. That must have been the most wicked deuce ever.

-word-
Dec 4 2004 2:30AM
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strode
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gross....i think that place is good though, the lettuce wraps with chicken ooohh yyeaah



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Dec 4 2004 12:52PM
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thefart
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
you should have pooped in a doggy bag and sent it to me im starvin
Dec 6 2004 5:28PM
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PCancik
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
It can be arranged if you would like.
Dec 6 2004 7:58PM
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thefart
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
yes indeed
Dec 6 2004 9:49PM
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