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alpentalik
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Have you ever taken a shit sitting backwards on the toilet? It's pretty fun, something new and exciting. Plus you can use the tank thing as a magazine stand...but don't let dad catch you.


''...hot lava coming out of my ass.''
23 years ago
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BigRich
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hey i wantto start a poll roight here in this thread.

DO YOU.....

(A)....Stand up to wipe your ass.
or
(B)....Lean forward to wipe your ass.

I personally stand up to wipe my ass. so one vote for (A)
23 years ago
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
what the fuck? stand up? what a wierdo!

i've got a better poll: who wipes then looks at it? who smells it? who wipes it on their lips and kisses the mirror when they wash their hands?


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''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''
23 years ago
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MadTrixter
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b, why the fuck would you stand up? then your ass cheeks close and you have to dig for your poopshoot


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

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23 years ago
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EastCoastPride
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just lean forward and it all goes nice and smooth... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!

i can't believe i ever posted in this sick, twisted sadistic thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help me, i think i'm addicted.










eh?
23 years ago
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Itsbackfliptime
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I pooped at school. It just sat in my underwear. Everyone was like what is that smell. I laughed. It itched though.
23 years ago
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MadTrixter
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i hate when that happens


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-skipimp_

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23 years ago
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skipimp_
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hey asshole, I was licked outta my tree and we were just playin on em, bein fuckin kids, and my buddy (he's kinda heavy) clibmed on one and it fell over..we didn't mean to knock it over..we went back 2 days later and put it back up though..and what's fucked is it was a grave for 4 different people from the same family...I gotta watch my back in my next life....and shit man, as if you think that's such a bad thing, I didn't know the guy(s) and I didn't mean to disrespect their grave. Im alive, they aren't, and they are nothing anymore than a bunch of nitrates. The body doesn't contain your soul, it's just a vessel, as soon as you leave your body, you're outta here, you don't hang around in your coffin goin, 'ohh, that's really nice velvet' for hundreds of years waiting for people to hang out on your grave....You go to hell....dickwad.


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23 years ago
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EastCoastPride
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well, shitting is a wonderful thing. bowel movements are fun!!! yaaaaay!!!










eh?
23 years ago
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*Neil
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i do it
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22 years ago
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i like to wipe my ass and stick it to the sides of the stall.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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22 years ago
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EastCoastPride
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I remember this thread... gravteck's story about the autistic kid has been burned into my mind ever since I first read it.


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22 years ago
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Krongos
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alpentalik's back man
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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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22 years ago
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cj
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ya, i rember reading it...never had the temptations to post in it.


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22 years ago
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jono
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we were at a rope swing once, and my cousin dropped his pants, grabed the rope, pinched a loaf while swininging out, and then dived, landing mere feet from the shit. ohh boy was it ever exciting.
'Aww Shit, Where the fuck am I?' Jordan in the local corner store
22 years ago
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t-roy
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i've never tried that, but i think some drunken night i am going to.


18 years ago
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Geoff.
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i laughed so hard when i read this hahahhaha
18 years ago
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leckett1
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given my logs, id have to break it up a couple times if it were to ever fit. i dont want my logs folding and getting poo on my cheeks
18 years ago
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t-roy
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depending on the type of toilet, i think a lot of baby ruths would get stuck on the slope of the bowl out of the water and smell baaaadddddd. maybe keep a spatula on hand to flick them in the water.
18 years ago
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leckett1
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naw heres what tyou have to do

there was a name for this but i cant remember.

if you got diarrhea, shit in the toilet tank and not the bowl. do this preferrably at a frat party where someone is sure to puke. so when the person is done puking and they flush it down, it will be flushed down with your rotten diarrhea splashing up in their face
18 years ago
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t-roy
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that would be an upper deck and perfect for frat parties, hahaha
18 years ago
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Ruski
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...im officially digusted with all of you, but i guess its all to be expected when you log into ns
18 years ago
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t-roy
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yep, you are gonna be the next upper deck victim
18 years ago
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R.Z.A.
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i lold pretty hard




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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
18 years ago
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invader7
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the hamock is the best ahhah
18 years ago
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t-roy
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another bump in case some people missed this, then it will go back into hiding for another 5 years
18 years ago
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Thegenericskier
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t-royanother bump in case some people missed this, then it will go back into hiding for another 5 years


interesting
2 years ago
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Sivvy
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2 years ago
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Newsheepers
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thats a wild idea
2 years ago
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Sivvy
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Newsheepersthats a wild idea


Have you not shit backwards? That's like a right of passage
2 years ago
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Casey
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Oh Erik, still funny
2 years ago
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