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Do you know what a queef

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frost
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Do you know what a queef is?
Oct 17 2001 7:51PM
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quebecfreestyler
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NO but I want to know.
Oct 17 2001 7:53PM
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renorider
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hahahahah. your on a roll today. Imagine getting queefed upon while munching the chunch.
Oct 17 2001 7:54PM
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gordo
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hahahaha....this is one of teh funniest subjects ive seen. it has no point but damn...hahaha
Oct 17 2001 7:57PM
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frost
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Now here's the question...Has anyone been queefed on.
Oct 17 2001 8:02PM
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renorider
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if you only knew.....
Oct 17 2001 8:02PM
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hanklambo
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hahaha, funny thread

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

'Id rather change the image of skiing, and do in in my own style, than be a sheep'-Skogen Sprang

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOBEEDOO
Oct 17 2001 8:05PM
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quebecfreestyler
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what does it mean????
Oct 17 2001 8:21PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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similar to a fart but for a woman. Catch my drift quebec.
'skiing in the trees is like a box of chocolate ... You never know when your gonna get creamed nuts.'
Oct 17 2001 8:29PM
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Harvey
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This thread is so classy.
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Oct 17 2001 8:32PM
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coz
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it's all about going back to grade 4 styles.
Oct 17 2001 8:52PM
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wntrwill
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Hey, ya didn't have to read it.
Oct 17 2001 8:52PM
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jono
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i was giving this chick a flaming amazon while she begged me for a rusty trombone. i didnt listen to het so she swung at me. i covered my choda but got hit in my bonch.
Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
Oct 17 2001 10:00PM
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zocteews
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by chick, u mean guy... right?
Oct 17 2001 10:20PM
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FRZGene
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a queef is a pussy fart. while i havent been queefed on, i have heard them from a few feet away, its pretty gross
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Oct 17 2001 10:29PM
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newschooler14
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haha ns.com has reached a new high point!!! jnever did i thjink we could have a whole hread about queefing
Oct 17 2001 10:46PM
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yellowsnow4u
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hahaha! This is hilarious! Yeah this is the peak of class for NS.com. Lol.

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball.'
Oct 17 2001 10:48PM
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gordo
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im lucky...never had it happen to me.
Oct 17 2001 11:04PM
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wojoboisk
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hey uve got a dickfour on ur head... hehehehe.... god dont u just love elementary school humor?
Oct 17 2001 11:17PM
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skodeo7
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I know this girl that can smoke a cigarette out of her pussy. I used to think she was hot but girl+queef=turn off haha. you know you have problems if your nickname is queen laqueefa


'I'll take famous titties for 400'
Nov 1 2001 5:36PM
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renorider
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There was this girl in my Math class last year named Stacy Quoff, but everyone called her Stacy Queef. Needless to say she was kinda a slut. Queef, hahahahaha, such a funny word.
Nov 1 2001 6:15PM
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Pipe_Munky
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there was this one girl in my class who decided to go freestyle on a hot day in june, later in the day she proceeded to queef in class. the whole room smelled like fish for the rest of the day and we all know who did it
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Nov 1 2001 6:36PM
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renorider
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The morning after queefs smell the worst.
Nov 1 2001 6:37PM
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AppSkier
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queef is just a word that sounds awesome and isnt a real word at all!
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Nov 1 2001 6:43PM
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renorider
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I know, thats the beauty of the word.
Nov 1 2001 7:39PM
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newschooler14
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yeah it is quite entertaining to say
Nov 1 2001 10:57PM
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SkierX
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Absolutely hilarious!
~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

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~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

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Nov 2 2001 7:37AM
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bitchassphatz
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yea bro, frehsmen year i had dropped my pencil on the ground and i bend over in my chair to pick it up and i heard the queef of all queefs.......lets just say i started laughing my ass off. the girl probably felt sad, but my god that shit was halarious. anyway, i've never actually been queef'd on, that would be a gross and weird expirience. good thread.
- Chris Mercer

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Nov 2 2001 3:31PM
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frost
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Last spring my friend and I went to Pebble Beach and 17 Mile Drive to visit his girlfriend who goes to private school there. She went to school with a chick that could queef on demand(QOD). I guess she was really hot.
Nov 2 2001 8:19PM
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Line1260
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oh my fucking god......i think my teacher pluued one off in 9th grade!!!

By the way, everyone has to pust a nasty sex trick now

Dirty Sanchez: The female receives it up the ass, then the mouth directly afterwards.

Fuck You!
Nov 2 2001 10:20PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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Dude that's sick. But I guess you don't mind a little mud on you're turtle.
'skiing in the trees is like a box of chocolate ... You never know when your gonna get creamed nuts.'
Nov 2 2001 10:49PM
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renorider
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No, I think the Dirty Sanchez is when you stick your finger in her but and wipe it across her upper lip. Oh, and the White Zombie, blow it in her eyes so see gets up like a zombie.
Nov 2 2001 11:00PM
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jono
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flaming amazon - light a girls pubes on fire, then put them out with your cum.
Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
Nov 2 2001 11:45PM
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AppSkier
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that sounds awesome.


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Nov 3 2001 2:37PM
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rebel
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Here's a new one: Vaginal Sex.
It's asstastic.
Nov 3 2001 3:03PM
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yellowsnow4u
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Haahahha! Oh man that was funny. It's ASStASStic right Matt? LOL

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
Nov 3 2001 3:27PM
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AppSkier
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assinine is a good one too.


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Nov 3 2001 4:09PM
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bitchassphatz
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the shocker.........2 for the pink, 1 for the stink. (fingers....you know you get it)
- Chris Mercer

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'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

When asked what he does to get ready for ski season. '...put on all your ski gear, sit on the top of a building with your skis hanging over the side. Great practice for sitting on the chairs all the time.' - PhattTim
Nov 3 2001 8:59PM
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cypress1080
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this is gettin real nasty






'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson
Nov 3 2001 9:16PM
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SkierX
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Heh, my friend has a 'Dr Dirty Sanchez' shirt. It's a local punk band, but its hilarious. But hell, this is gettng sorta nasty. The queef idea was quite good tho. We cused to call a friend of mine Queef, his real name is Kieth, but he used to flip out. haha, good times.
~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Nov 4 2001 12:00AM
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yellowsnow4u
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AHAHAHAAHA! Oh man that takes me back. We used to do the EXACT same thing to my buddy Kieth in like grade 8or9. Hahaaha he used to just tweak. It was so funny. LOL
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
Nov 4 2001 12:51AM
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SkierX
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Holy crap, it was 8 and 9th here too. Hah Those were the days.
~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Nov 4 2001 1:48AM
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Tele-Jibber
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um, I think yellowsnow and skierx are the same person...

anyway, the whole idea of the queef is so nasty. I mean imagine farting out of you penis, that would suck. And I still don't get what makes a queef, do gasses build up in there or something?


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Nov 4 2001 1:53AM
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SkierX
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Man, that hurts to think about. The pain that would be involved in th large vibrations of that. ouch.
~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Nov 4 2001 2:59AM
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PhattTim
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haha, this is soooo amazingly sick, I can't believe we actually talk about that, ewwwwwww, queefs are yuck, I must admit I was never aware of them until now, yuck yuck yuck, chicks suck!! ewwwwww bad images.

-My Mom Says I'm Cool
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Nov 4 2001 4:02AM
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yellowsnow4u
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If you were doing a chick and she queefed could that cause pressure resulting in a male queef??? haha this is getting so dumb.

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
Nov 4 2001 4:04AM
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SkierX
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Haha, man we are disgusting and fucked up! Haha, this is so great.
~Co-Leader of the Youth Support for 'Fraggle Rock'

~Member of the AAYG (Americans Against Yard Gnomes)

~Peace~Love~'UNITY'~Snow

~Line 1260s are my pipes, and newschool skiing is my weed!

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Nov 4 2001 7:22AM
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Tele-Jibber
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ya,this is really sick, and now that I read my posts from last night I must have been really sleep deprived.


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Nov 4 2001 10:48AM
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yellowsnow4u
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Hhahahah oh man. Shit I must have been too. LOl. I still love how not one chick has even touched this thread......t'would be funny. hahaha

Peace,
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
Nov 4 2001 12:38PM
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PhattTim
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they probably all read it and said 'oh my God!' in one of those lil girly voices off TV and then left real quick

-My Mom Says I'm Cool
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Nov 4 2001 1:39PM
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yellowsnow4u
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AHAHAHAHAHA! tru dat.
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~long lost father of the mad posting bros;)~
Nov 4 2001 1:41PM
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