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And you thought you were safe....STD's.
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Here's an exerpt from this month's maxim about having 'too much sex' (is that even possible?)
'STD city. Yeah, condoms suck. They suck so much, sometimes you forget to use 'em. After banging a strange chick bareback, you probably worry most about catching HIV, but you're actually at a much higher risk of contracting herpes (there's an epidemic happening), genital warts (herpes partner in grime), or chlamydia -- or if you're really unlucky, all 3 at once. The stats are scary: One in five adults has herpes, and 70 percent of sexually active people (we didn't make a mistake here) are infected with human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus that causes genital warts, says Peter Leone, MD., associate professor of medicine at the University of North Carolina. As for chlamydia, it's the most common bacterial STD out there, with three million new cases each year. That's one club we know you don't want to join. And there's always good old gonorreah.
Can we fix it? Some of it, You know HIV will do you in. You'll survive herpes and/or HPV, but both are incurable and often have no symtoms -- save for itchy painful herpes lesions or tiny, cauliflower-looking warts on your willy. At least chalmydia can be eliminated with treatment.'
Those are some crazy numbers. Wear a condom for crying out loud, and if you're monogamous with someone, both of you get tested before deciding to do away with the slapjacket. Oh and if you didn't know before, all STD's can be spread from mouth to member and vice versa.
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
Don't think just jump.
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i wonder if eventually everyone in the world will have herpes or something.. then it would just be a regular thing to have itchy balls
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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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i didnt think u could get them from head and shit
what?
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yea man that's gross.. .no more rug munching for me...
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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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oh yea... can you get genital herpes on your mouth from kissing someone that has them on their mouth??
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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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gross.... are they noticable??
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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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A cold sore is herpes garn. And you stop munching rug?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH you are the all time vagina eater! you can't stop, you love it too much!
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'I don't know why I come to this fucking place, the kids are such assholes' - Anthony B
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is that true you can get an STD from getting head?
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
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depends on what STD.
Herpes definatly. If she has a coldsore and gives you a hummer, better slap on a gumboot aye. Same if she has genital warts and you go down on her. Say hello to coldsores for the rest of your life.
AIDS/HIV I don't think so. Im pretty sure it's only intercourse and blood-blood transfers. Im not sure if you get it with BJ's and carpet munching.
What gravity?
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wow... I'm suprised the numbers are that high, and I'm suprised that so many people didn't know you can get shit from getting head. I guess that makes sense though.
-Mike
'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
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I just tested negative for ALL STD's the other day! yaaay me! Time to go out and bang some more hoes!
'I prefer it when you say: Fuck ME Jeff, instead of: Fuck YOU Jeff.' - Me to my fuck friend.
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congrates schmuck!
you also live in the highest risk rate in Canada,
She a ho, when you ask her to suck it wit a dome on,
and she does...
'I'm still Ugly'
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Im usually carefull but its so easy to let it slip. When i was in america on a summer camp in new york. I got seirously fucked and had unprotected sex with one of the american nurses's, she was a fair bit older than me and was obviously used to having unprotected sex as she said she hated the feeling of a condom.
In the morning i was so fucking scared.
The worst thing is some STD's take time to develop so they can be detected in your urine or blood (especially AIDS)
so i got tested and luckly came away with a clean bill of health. THANK GOD.
One unprotected shag is just not worth it.
even if you know the person.
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thanks Lifejacket, im stoked.
'I prefer it when you say: Fuck ME Jeff, instead of: Fuck YOU Jeff.' - Me to my fuck friend.
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STDs are scary.
~* 'My sex God is a horrible warlock.' *~
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Canada has the highest STD rate? wtf i would never have thought, fuck im gonna wear a rubber all the time from now on...
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
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no he was saying he lives in whistler. the highest rate is there.
-Mike
'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
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Yah, if you're not protected in wistler, banff or red lake ontario (though you'd probably be shaggin your sister if you lived there) you're pretty much guaranteeing yourself an STD.
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
Don't think just jump.
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STD's are fo suckas
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
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Windsor, Nova Scotia has mad STDs too apparently.
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-Dan
''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''
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There are country's in africa where 55% of the popultion lives with hiv...
thats scary...
And it's true, that std's can take months to show up after you've had them transmitted to you, they take time to
incumbate) Big word i can't spell that means grow in your system, then poof, you wish you were dead.
'I'm still Ugly'
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today i worked out a the public lifting facility at my school and then got home, went on the computer and had my hand in my pants...then i realized after twenty minutes that i hadn't washed my hands yet...that's like getting a handjob from the whole WWU football team, Crew and a shit load of other dirty fucks like myself...not a good thing.
''...hot lava coming out of my ass.''
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Holly fuck... Schmuck - you were negative for all of them? wow. I am totally surprised... I thought you whould have definitely had a few hanging around.... that 70% of people have to be very dirty then. what?
Dave Pauls
me: 'why did you just block her?'
Darryl: 'I was insulted cuz she couldn't picture me screwing a little boy.'
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....yeah, I got burned this summer..Im not sayin with what...but it wasn't too bad...but kind of a reality check....And i don't know who burned me....I figured I was good to go....just goes to show you, Im a dirty man whore.
'Fuckin injuns'
'Fuckin injuns'
'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike
SUck My AnTeAtEr
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yeah Dave, i was trippin about it for a bit, but it's all good. shitty part was, i gots all my results back except the HIV one after one week, and had to wait an xtra week for that one, which is the one to be worried about. To top it off, i had two bitches phonin me everyday, askin, 'you get the results yet?'
And then on my way to the doc to get the results, i walk by the news stand, and there's a front page story on the new muppet on sesame street that has HIV. So im thinkin, damn, if that muppet gots it, i must have it too. hahaha
'I prefer it when you say: Fuck ME Jeff, instead of: Fuck YOU Jeff.' - Me to my fuck friend.
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General rule of thumb:
I she says: 'You don't need a condom, it's ok'
WEAR TWO!!
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
Don't think just jump.
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actually i heard that wearing two is worse than one, because they rub against each other and wear through each other.
i dont know for sure tho, just what i heard
what?
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i think im just gonna keep a condom on 24/7. safe from everything, and everyone.
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seth
Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
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Yah, there was a story a few months ago about a 30 year old man in south africa raping a 6 month old girl to cure his aids. The girl lived, but now has HIV.
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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them
Don't think just jump.
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yeah, but i still have my hiv.....that bitch....
'Fuckin injuns'
'Fuckin injuns'
'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike
SUck My AnTeAtEr
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so if 70% has whatever disease it was right now at one point isnt it going to be in like the 90's or something crazy like that. I read this thing about angola and the UN rated it as the worse place to be born in the world and the average age to die is goign to go below 30. I read a thing about that virgin thing in africa in time a long time ago. Isnt SE asia becoming a huge HIV problem?
Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ
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6 month old!!!!! that would have to be the sickest thing I have ever heard in my life!!!
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-hugo the abomnible snowman
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Gona-herpe-warta-syphil-crab-aids.
The deadliest disease known to man, just ask Powaircrew4life, and he just moved to whistler.
Is it snowing yet? rain sucks.
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1080, you got somethin to say to me? hey, she was a sophisticated 6 month old...she acted like at least an eight month old
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Anal sex is overrated
I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
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