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Being Single SUCKS!

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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
ya ive been single WAY too long now and its startin to piss me off?!? I mean how hard is it for a girl to find a half decent guy these days??

Anyone else wishin they werent single?
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My halo needs some duct tape.
Sep 29 2002 6:47PM
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sonya
Posts: 289 - Karma: 8
here's a news flash.....being tied up isn't that great either.






luv,
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but i like it fast
Oct 4 2002 4:49PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
girls suck. except you aeden. except when you ditch me. as much as it wasn't your fault..... hmm. hey I did say you didn't suck.... and aparently you are rich.... hey I don't have a girlfriend.... how you doing ;)

Dave Pauls

me: 'why did you just block her?'
Darryl: 'I was insulted cuz she couldn't picture me screwing a little boy.'
Oct 4 2002 6:43PM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
I've just been out on the town in london and I fell off a bus shelter. I've fractured my ocular clavicle. I also tried not to be single with an IRish girl last week but I couldn't understand her heavy cork accent. I woke next morning unable to remember how I got home and my clothes were torn and bloody. Has anyone had a similar experience after drinking absinthe?
Oct 4 2002 6:53PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
I havent seen a woman in 8 months.


_DECAfilm
Oct 4 2002 7:03PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Na, just kidding with ya, I saw all your moms last night.


_DECAfilm
Oct 4 2002 7:04PM
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misty_540
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
meh, boys will be boys and assholes is what most of them are(not all). single is fun. freedom is good. if you have to depend on someone else for your happiness then you should grow up.

don't complain about being single until you're old fat and ugly. then you can complain because then there will be no way of ever finding a man.
Oct 4 2002 8:11PM
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misty_540
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
um, obviously if you need to depend on someone else for your happiness you need to grow up. single is about being independent and obviously you are not

don't complain about being single until you are old, ugly and fat. then you have a right to complain cause no guy will ever want you
Oct 4 2002 8:14PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
dude, people seriosly need to shut the hell up with the -ur mom- shit
its so f*cking pointless
Oct 4 2002 10:06PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
calm down, just trying to add some humour.


_DECAfilm
Oct 4 2002 10:17PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
spin you shut the hell up you fucking newbie. he was kidding everyone knew that. if you want to start shit go here www.freezeonline.com
on another note... I am getting fat. I am old... and I awlays was ugly.... I am woried.

Dave Pauls

me: 'why did you just block her?'
Darryl: 'I was insulted cuz she couldn't picture me screwing a little boy.'
Oct 4 2002 11:54PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
gez derek, why do you gotta be such an ass? i mean, god... hehe.

Darryl Hunt

'hey, it's springer' Paul [Flannery] as he turned to Sienfeld
Oct 5 2002 1:21AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Hey shane, you saw my mom last night? was she as good as I remember?



my name's sticky fingaz, im the nigga in your nightmares
SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!

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..'My mom played footsie with me..'
Oct 5 2002 4:14PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
I guess I'm just an asshole, what can I really do. Hahaha, Dave you are old. What are you like 37 now?just kidding.



_DECAfilm
Oct 5 2002 7:35PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
CKO maybe if u were nice to me then ya i would buy you ice cream!
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Oct 5 2002 7:51PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
when you coming to visit me?



keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt
Nov 29 2002 6:10PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
lets get off of moms spin....cause i just got off of yours
Nov 29 2002 6:17PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
hehe, that was smooth.

yah, being single does suck. i speak from experience. yes, for some people it's an issue that their happiness is based on but not for everybody. if they say they hate being single it doesn't mean they aren't dependent on someone else to make them happy. it's nice just to have someone else to hold on to.

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Nov 29 2002 6:38PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
woah. oldness. who brought this shyte back? ummmm where's my icecream i'm nice when your dog isn't humping my leg... down chico!
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Nov 29 2002 7:05PM
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Pete182
Posts: 36 - Karma: 10
hey skier chick do you want some european loving!
Two planks are always better than one.
Nov 29 2002 8:02PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
shane, my moms ugly as hell, i feel bad for you...


LD CREW REPRESENT!!!
Nov 29 2002 8:21PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
I've been single for about 6 weeks now and its not too bad. I missed him for a while, and that got to me, but I could see it wasn't going to work. I just thought it was wierd getting used to being in a couple again and thinking about the 'other person' and then having to get used to being single again! Flirting is fun, but relationships are good too.
..:Make the world your priority:..
Nov 29 2002 10:32PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
ya who did bring this back~?!?!?!?

Mike u brought it all on yourself...
and whoever said that I wasnt independent casue i didnt like being single... its kinda hard when all ur really good friends all have 'someone' and you become a fifth wheel... thats when being single is uncool!
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I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
Nov 30 2002 11:26AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
i think u did aeden... being all proud of your own post and shit... tehe..... DAVE PAULS! are you saying im a bitch/>?? thanks!
If your a pro, IM A HOE!
Nov 30 2002 1:16PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
in other words you want what you cant have
If your a pro, IM A HOE!
Nov 30 2002 2:38PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
what the hell, this is supa old,

old threads are sweet

Being single rules, you can have casual sex without having to come up with cover stories and alibis to tell your girlfriend.


A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Nov 30 2002 4:19PM
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punkskiboarder
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
I just came to a decision today...I fuckin LOVE bein single!!! What the point of beinweighed down by ONE FUCKIN GIRL!! Who needs a 'real' girlfriend till your like 25 anywayz...up until then you can have fun w/ whoever, whenever ya want, don't have to worry about your girlfirnd findin out, sure you can have one serious relationship, and couple 'on the side' jobs, just don't get tied down to tight, ya alwayz want a knot loose or somethin. Someway to slip out without hurtin yourself, in case she ends up bein a bitch!
Don't be gay.
Dec 6 2002 2:05AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
did someone bring this back or is it just my imagination..
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Feb 10 2003 2:01PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
hahahaha. out with the new, in with the old shit.

-Dan

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Representin' in the 3-1-5

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
Feb 10 2003 2:02PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
and no it wasnt me who brought it back. but yeah being single sucks unless your old gf still wants to do shit.

-Dan

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'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
Feb 10 2003 2:03PM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
alright, ski chicks are in short numbers so pretty much just go to a ski mountain throw some cool shit or just try and look cute and you shouldn't have any problems
Feb 10 2003 2:54PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
Are you irish...Cause my penis is Dublin -Yeah that was the last tiome i saw a female
Feb 10 2003 5:58PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
this thread never seems to die off... people keep bringing it back!
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I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
Feb 10 2003 7:17PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
That's because they don't have girlfriends and they're all losers...

... So, aeden, get in touch with all your long lost clones and lets screw this pouch!
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Feb 10 2003 9:02PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
dude u guys gotta lay off with the ur mom shit, my mom passed away 3 months ago man its pretty shitty u dont understand what ur doing until u realize how bad it can be

you know its a 70s porn that your watching cuz the guy has sideburns on his dong
~Lateralis
Feb 10 2003 9:16PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
I liked what Misty_540 said: 'um, obviously if you need to depend on someone else for your happiness you need to grow up. single is about being independent and obviously you are not'

Very true that

And come on guys. What's up with only wanting to root a ski chick? just coz someone skis doesn't make them hot. Personally I am yet to meet a ski chick who really turns me on. Most of them are retards.

I'm 19, been single for quite a while, got screwed around pretty hard last year and really don't care for relationships at the moment. If the right chickee came along then that would be fantastic but who cares. I guess most of you on here are still obsessed with sex and giggle everytime you hear the word 'boobie' (hehe, I said boobie) so there's probably no point even talking about this. Grow the fuck up, there's so much more to life than getting action, geez, some of you suck so much it's unbelieveable.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
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%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
Feb 10 2003 10:51PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
hey boys, if you get really desperate for a relationship you can always buy a wife from russia.

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'i'm broke and live in a box.'
-DizasterPE153
Feb 10 2003 11:02PM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
lizzie, you know that might not be an awful idea!
Feb 10 2003 11:05PM
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