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The Mad Shrew Incident

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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
One time a found a shrew, and then I drop kicked him and killed him, and then I tackeled a deer I saw, and stuffed the shrew in the deer's bumhole.

Isn't that awesome!!! Has anyone else got any crazy shrew or related stories that are awesome?!?!
23 years ago
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Yeah well this summer at the Whistler Downhill Mountain Bike Park, I ran over a squirls head on the ramp to the jump. It didn't die, but just was bleeding real bad, and squirming all over the place, It couldn't get off the jump take-off. Then I saw one guy bail harsh trying to avoid it, and another ran over it finishing what I had started

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)

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Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
23 years ago
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stupid3000
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
well like last weekend we went to this sailing race thing and we had to stay in the campground that night. well my dad forgot the tent and i had to sleep on the picnic table under a tree. the next morning i awoke to the sound of rustling leaves. i looked in the tree above me and there were two squirrel/ rodent things going at it very intensly.
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