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Dumb and Dumber

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newschooler14
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what the hell is the outside of their car made out of??? that would be the coolest thing to have
Oct 16 2001 9:49PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
It's a real dog dude, didn't you know??

- My Mom Says I'm Cool
Oct 16 2001 11:16PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
probably shag rug or something....its phat though, that movie makes me laugh.

'i thought the rocky mountains would be a little bit more rocky. Yeah the Jon Denver is full of shit!'
- Chris Mercer


'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'My bassist is down stairs getting faded right now, so I'm gonna play some acoustic shit for you guys...' - Miles from Slightly Stoopid
Oct 16 2001 11:33PM
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bagO'tricks
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
Ausrtria!? Well then, good day mate!
Oct 17 2001 12:19AM
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bagO'tricks
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
hmmm...that didnt come out with an accent on the puter. o well.
Oct 17 2001 12:20AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
put another shrimp on the barbie!!!hahaha


Unity....... word up!!!
Oct 17 2001 12:34AM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
The Dingoes ate my baby!! AHAHAHAAH!!!!! That is gold!
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball.'
Oct 17 2001 12:44AM
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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
shrug Rug


::|my signature|::
Oct 17 2001 12:47AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
no way dude.... its the shagon wagon!!! hahaha i love that movie!


Unity....... word up!!!
Oct 17 2001 12:48AM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
LOL!
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball.'
Oct 17 2001 12:52AM
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DaRkSiDeR
Posts: 185 - Karma: 13
YOU CAN'T TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP LLOYD!
Oct 17 2001 2:01AM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
guys, we should make a van like that...

but with skis instead of a dog!

I don't know how it would be done, but the end effect would be awesome
Oct 17 2001 2:11AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
WOW! look at the butt on that!... yeah, he must work out!


Unity....... word up!!!
Oct 17 2001 2:21AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4737 - Karma: 761
'You mean you have had 2 pairs of gloves this whole time?!'

'yea harry it is the rockies!'


GO MARINERS!!!!
Oct 17 2001 2:52AM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
nice hooters
'eh...do you have a g-string!?' - drunken dion in Scandalous!
Oct 17 2001 2:56AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
shows up with a mo-ped. i traded it in a town a few miles back. even trade. i can get 8 miles to the gallon with this hog.


Your Chi is strong. My Cotton Shirt Is Stronger.


Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. I propose we strap pieces of toast to the backs of cats, buttered side up, and net them all together, the contraption, hovering inches above the surface, could link a monorail from Vancouver to New York.
Oct 17 2001 6:20PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
We landed on the Moon!!!!!


Unity....... word up!!!
Oct 17 2001 6:44PM
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pajibber
Posts: 614 - Karma: 42
that john denver guy is full of shit
i thought the rocky mountains would be a little more rocky
line-because skiing needs a future
Oct 17 2001 7:12PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
Anybody tried to put his tongue on the chairlift bar????
Oct 17 2001 7:15PM
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funkymonk
Posts: 206 - Karma: 5
yeah, unless it's like twenty below it doesn't even stick. It's lame.
Oct 17 2001 7:23PM
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Drail
Posts: 14013 - Karma: 10,005
kick his ass seabass!!!!!!!!
Darryl Hunt
'Liza! Do you find something funny about the way I say tromBONER!?!?' School Music Teacher
Oct 17 2001 7:24PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
Where'd you learn to do that? I saw it in a movie once. Then the guys caught up to them 50 miles up the road and slit their throats.
'skiing in the trees is like a box of chocolate ... You never know when your gonna get creamed nuts.'
Oct 17 2001 8:51PM
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patg
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 12
'were going to aspen!'
'ALRIGHT!! CALIFORNIA!!!'
-Pat-
'and thats when things got out of con-trol'-sublime
Oct 17 2001 9:07PM
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mitch
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
that is definitely the best movie ever.

so how was your day?
not bad. fell off the jetway again.

pullover!
huh?
pullover!
no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
yeah! killer boots man!
pull your vehicle to the side of the road
license and registration pleaseyou fellas were going a little fast back there, werent ya say? you uh, you fellas been doing a bit of boozin have ya? sucking back on grandpas old cough medicine? oh no no no sir. yeah. well what's that?

we got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

big gulps huh? well, see ya later!

Oct 17 2001 9:43PM
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bagO'tricks
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
I bet we could do this whole movie line by line.

I have to agree..Dumb and Dumber is the best movie EVER!!!
Oct 17 2001 9:50PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
yeah i must say between me and my friends we could repeat that whole movie. hah my ffavo is 'we are going to aspen!!!Yeah California!!!
Oct 17 2001 10:49PM
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bagO'tricks
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
yea that is pretty funny..i like that john denver is full of shit part!! is there any part of that movie that isnt funny!?
Oct 18 2001 3:16AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4737 - Karma: 761
i thought the rocky mountains were alot more rockier then this..

yea that john denvers full of shit!

yea


GO MARINERS!!!!
Oct 18 2001 3:20AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
Muhahaha i had to bring this thread back!

You cant triple stamp a double stamp llyod!
YOU CANT TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP!!!

hehe i just watched the movie and it just never gets old


Unity....... word up!!!
Dec 1 2001 2:21AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4737 - Karma: 761
Never! ever!

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
Dec 1 2001 2:43AM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
Hahahaha, that is one of my favorite movies!!
-do ya think!?
-hehehe...what doncha eat up and we'll tell ya?..hehehe...
-hehehe...hey...how's your burger..hahahahaha
-Mock! YEA!! Ing! YEA!!! Bird! YEA!!!
~juliet~
Dec 1 2001 2:58AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
haha thats like my favorite part in the movie...then they squirt mustard and ketchup into their mouthes! hehe classic


Unity....... word up!!!
Dec 1 2001 3:12AM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
What are the chances of a girl like me and a guy like you ending up together

Like one in a million

SO YOURE TELLING ME THERES A CHANCE??!!


haha then later she introduces her husband 'hey what was all that one in a million talk'

No i dont drink anymore.......why are you buying? - JF
Dec 1 2001 1:56PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Hehe, that movie is one of te best...
'Ohhh wait wait. I'm Sorry, you'll have to excuse my friemd. He's a little slow! The Town is the OTHER way!'
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PhattTim
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Dec 1 2001 2:06PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
haha. i love that movie.
'i just thought the bird was real quiet.'
'who are these sickos?'

(little blind kid bought dead bird, its on the news)
How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
Dec 1 2001 2:26PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
you guys been knocking down grandpas medicine???
give me drink of that



gags!!


LD CREW
Dec 2 2001 1:35PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
tic tac sir?

No i dont drink anymore.......why are you buying? - JF
Dec 2 2001 1:39PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
hah this must have come from like 20 pages back. yeah if you lick the chairlift bar and pull back fast little things on your tongue stick to the metal. i cant wait to see that movie again
Dec 2 2001 2:42PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
just when i think you cant get any stupider, you go and do something like this...and completely redeem yourself!!!'


WAIT!!!!!!WAIT! sorry, the closest town is probably a few miles THAT way.
Dec 2 2001 3:19PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, I soooo wanna try and lick a chairlift bar but then yeah, okay, maybe I won't Someone I know licked some ice cream that was frozen to the freezer door and her tongue stuck to it, she ripped it off and it pulled all the top of her tongue off, eeeek, it was yuck man

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Dec 2 2001 8:17PM
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