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SEX vs SKIING?

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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
which is the best?...they both have their perks, but which one is really better?
Sep 29 2002 1:43AM
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LineBoarder
Posts: 3762 - Karma: 84
they both have excelllent parks, with lots of terrain haha
'Ride On'
Sep 29 2002 2:25AM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
how about sex while sking or sex during a day of skiing like in the woods
Sep 29 2002 2:27AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Heres the order for life:

Powder before Pussy;
Pussy before Park;
unless the pussy is covered in powder then its to the park - but if there are pussys in the park then its up to you to Pow-'der' heads in !!





Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
Sep 29 2002 4:35AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
whatever schlonginator said, that was just too good
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Sep 29 2002 9:06AM
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EastCoastPride
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schlonginator, i am at this moment both supremely confused and in awe of your literary talent...











You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
Sep 29 2002 9:35AM
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east
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 94
quote from Crucial Mike, 'I've had some good sex but it's not very reliable. Good skiings reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report.'
Sep 29 2002 11:02AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
yes, i am seriously jealous of his writing ability, props to schlonginator
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Sep 29 2002 11:53AM
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joker
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BARF!




*smack*
Sep 29 2002 1:07PM
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Big_Willy
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skiing...by a little.



'I would be embarrassed to constantly complain about my life considering all the freedom and opportunities we have today. People that can't find anything they enjoy in life simply aren't giving it a real try.' ~Nick 311
Sep 29 2002 1:54PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
Skiing by day and sex at night what more can u ask for
Sep 29 2002 6:37PM
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
That's not the hard question. Its if you had to give up one, which would it be? Sex or Skiing?




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Sep 29 2002 9:14PM
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harris
Posts: 59 - Karma: 35
if she's worth having sex with, she'll wake up with you at 6 o clock,..get freak nasty, get breakfast(made 4 u of course) then get up to the mt. Then again after skiing, as sort of a reward.....then an award for the award...
Oct 1 2002 5:39PM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 629
i take skiin over sex all the time
Oct 1 2002 5:45PM
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blueberryblendz$$$
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but what if i where gay...then would i like skiing or sex better...what do u think???

Oct 1 2002 6:12PM
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harris
Posts: 59 - Karma: 35
you're right, blueberry does sound kind of gay, but i guess it depends on where you're skiing, you're an aspen kind of guy huh...
Oct 1 2002 6:59PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
why can't we compromise and have both.. sex in the gondola.. then ski.. repeat as necessary


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Oct 1 2002 7:21PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
Ski magazine had an article in their debate column awhile ago on this exact thing, maybe i'll upload it, maybe

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Oct 1 2002 7:30PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
PROPS - i fucken hate that saying, its sooo gay, it fucken doesn't mean shit, fuck its dumb.

like that loser onthe blunt trailer says it, what a freak!
give me some props here fuckers, shit!

o wicked saying man!

only in america!

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Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Oct 1 2002 8:33PM
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steve-o
Posts: 642 - Karma: 24
have sex in the gondola, and race her back to the bottom
Oct 1 2002 8:38PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
it would drain your energy though;)
Oct 1 2002 9:40PM
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Mashed_Penguin_NZ
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
If you rate skiing above sex then you arn't doing it right :P



Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!
Oct 2 2002 1:09AM
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springsskier
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
yea fucking is bad for your knees, so i dunno wat would happen if u fucked in the gondola
Oct 2 2002 4:33PM
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misty_540
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why not ski all day and fuck all night, equals the best of both worlds
Oct 2 2002 4:56PM
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mntgoatc
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Sex in the Gondola and Skiing on the runs

Oct 2 2002 6:04PM
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Whistlermann
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Obviously you can't live without sex
but if you can't ski because of the chick
then dump her ass and find one that skis

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)

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Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
Oct 2 2002 11:42PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
whats sex?
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Oct 3 2002 5:54AM
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oldschoola
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Sex is better because you can do it all year round, in any kind of weather, and still it never really gets boring.
Oct 3 2002 7:14AM
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almoehi
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
No Sex until Marriage
Oct 3 2002 7:42AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
i agree with mntgoatc

Oct 3 2002 8:12PM
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HINT163
Posts: 123 - Karma: 18
I'm pretty sure i would rather have sex any day of the year.

PEACE - MATT

FIS SUCKS
Oct 3 2002 8:54PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
how can you be 75% virgin?










Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
Oct 3 2002 9:11PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
powder over pussy


Dan Maguire

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Oct 3 2002 9:46PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
are you gay Krongos?

Oct 5 2002 10:46PM
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Peta
Posts: 345 - Karma: 11
depends, one time i got hammered at a party, and slept with this ugly trashy chik, and my gf found out and dumped me. The sad part was, my ex was actually pretty hott, and better then that. So i would have to say it depends.
There's only 1 thing worse about not getn sponsored by a favoured ski company, its getn sponsored by disgusting protein bars
Oct 5 2002 10:49PM
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verbiercrew
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are you a virgin little boy?
Oct 5 2002 11:42PM
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verbiercrew
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
If you like sex then you will like Kicking Horse!!! The gondola ride is just long enough to give a girl exactly what she needs (15mins) and there are never any lift lines so you rarely have to feed it to her with your buddies watching
Oct 5 2002 11:43PM
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Peta
Posts: 345 - Karma: 11
lol
Detective, since you consistently waste ure time on being such an ass, i will be the big man, and say 'bio protein bars are the best, buy them'
Oct 5 2002 11:51PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
agree with schlonginator.
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Dec 6 2004 4:45PM
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t-roy
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why did you bring this back up eh? it has 2 years gone. haha.
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Dec 6 2004 4:48PM
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Dallan!
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dumbest question ever.. no doubt.








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Dec 6 2004 4:50PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I've gone 17 yrs without sex... and I'm fine, but I have also gone 8 months without skiing and I'm freaking out. so I say skiing
Dec 6 2004 4:51PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
but you've skiied before, so you can miss it. I take sex, cause theres snow every year, and you can ski till you 70 hopefully. I dont see myself having sex with hot girls at 70.
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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'
Dec 6 2004 4:56PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
there's a time for fucking and a time for skiing. never should one be comprimised for the other. Sex in a gondola would be fucking rad though...

I like pie.
Dec 6 2004 5:32PM
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b19119
Posts: 763 - Karma: 11
all day of skiing...hot shower.....and sex..?









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Being out there skiing every day, good or bad, just playing around with friends, with no contests or filming- that is the real spirit of skiing for me. that is why i started skiing, and if i lose those moments that is what will make me stop skiing.
Dec 6 2004 6:03PM
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eric@jerzy
Posts: 285 - Karma: 9
yeah sex at the mnt then go skiing then have more sex

jerzy
Dec 6 2004 6:06PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i nearly passed out trying to decide this one time...i couldnt...i tried to run to the girl and my gear at the same time and ran into a door...

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
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Dec 6 2004 6:22PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
Vagina over skiing anyday. The mountain is always willing to let you ski it but the girl isn't always willing to let you do her.





it's a league game smokey
Dec 6 2004 6:27PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
interesting how about we step it up evil kinevil style and have sex on the chairlift over a molten pit of lava.







I'm White?



Dec 6 2004 6:30PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I like man bum-bum over skiing anyday.
AK BC SESH
Dec 6 2004 6:37PM
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FUUUCK
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skiing is an all day thing and sex is ten minutes, thus i pick skiing, unless we compare ten minutes of sex to ten minutes of skiing in that case i choose sex.
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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
Dec 6 2004 6:53PM
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