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questions you cant answer
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This thread is for all the weird shit that cant be explained. Heres for starters
If you cloned yourself and then had sex with your clone, would it be concidered incest or masturbation?
Why do they have braile on drive through ATMs?
If you made a big hollow sphere made of a two way mirror, with the mirror on the inside, and looked into it, what would you see?
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Yeah honestly HOW THE FUCK did Bush get into office??? hes a fucken loser(no offence)
but hes a monkey puppet war monger freak!
Like NOFX say, NOT MY PRESIDENT.
and for fucked up questions:
How long do you cook 2 minute noodles for?
and...
How much is a $1 coke?
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
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Yeah honestly HOW THE FUCK did Bush get into office??? hes a fucken loser(no offence)
but hes a monkey puppet war monger freak!
Like NOFX say, NOT MY PRESIDENT.
and for fucked up questions:
How long do you cook 2 minute noodles for?
and...
How much is a $1 coke?
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
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Yeah honestly HOW THE FUCK did Bush get into office??? hes a fucken loser(no offence)
but hes a monkey puppet war monger freak!
Like NOFX say, NOT MY PRESIDENT.
and for fucked up questions:
How long do you cook 2 minute noodles for?
and...
How much is a $1 coke?
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
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How do you know you're not dreaming when your awake and not awake when your dreaming??
Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
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lagwagon, congrats on the triple post.
You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
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yeah Dude, I've never seen a triple post before.
Why do you park in Driveways and Drive in Parkways???
How many licks to the center of a tootsie roll?
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'?
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i'm pretty sure his name was bob
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
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why do you need a drivers license to get booze if you cant drink and drive?
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to show how old you are spin. it is a form of ID.
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
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i was going 2 say check this movie out but
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its offline
check it out some time
http://www.loosecanononline.com/intro1.html
its fucken funny.
'I'm still Ugly'
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To answer what is at the end of the universe; it is the Big Bang. Because we can look so far away, the light from that area is coming to us from billions of years ago. They can actually see the universe maybe only a few million years from where it began: the big bang. All you can see after a certain distance is a giant wall of fire. Pretty creapy huh?
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I write messages on money.
It's my own form of social protest.
A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.
A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.
And a federal crime.
I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.
'You are not a slave'
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What is the color of a mirror?
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I write messages on money.
It's my own form of social protest.
A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.
A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.
And a federal crime.
I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.
'You are not a slave'
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nine milla, that was one of the greatest sigs of all time, and i was sorry to see it go. may it rest in peace.
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
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What if your penis was 28 and three quarter feet long?
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
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boxer's or breifs?
Moe.
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Pimps don't pay taxes.
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boxers.
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
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If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why are they called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together?
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'Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'?
-cat
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Could someone please tell me why the sky is blue?
*yawn*
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it isn't blue it is clear but the light of the sun reflecting off the atmosphere makes it look blue, same with water, it is clear, but it looks blue because of the way the sun reflects off of it.
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
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i'll clear some of this up...
7-11's have locks on their doors so late at night they only let people in by request to prevent robbery or something of the sort. They also lock one set of doors sometimes to prevent robbery, just read the signs on the doors.
Deaf people don't wear ear muffs because their ears are not sensitive to sound, as blind people's eyes are still sensitive to light (I think?)
And the color of mirror one and the sphere of 2 way mirrors are pretty interesting. I think those would just look like a grey-ish color maybe? It all depends on the type of light they are exposed to.
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well, blind people wear dark glasses because they don't want people to see their eyeballs, which are usually all milky and strange looking, so instead of looking weird, they buy a pair of extra-dark aviators and look kickass.
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
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oh yeah, nine-milla, in response to your wall of fire at the end of the universe, that's imposible. fire needs oxygen to burn, and space is a vacuum
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
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what would happen if you just kept eating your shit and drinking your piss? would you run out eventually or would it be the same stuff?
and switchrodeo, I've been thinking of that one for years and I have an answer. if, IF, you could instantly transport 100 million light years from earth, the light you are recieving does contain the images of the dinosarus, (or things 100 million years old) but you cant have a telescope, you would need a screen or something that you could project that light onto that would be able to interpret them.
And the colour of a mirror is the same as everything else when the lights aren't on, and it's silver, perfect silver, which by definition is a colour, but in it's true form is prefectly reflective, which really means that it absorbs all wavelenghts of the colour specturum, so it is every colour, depending on what wavelenghts are hitting it.
SUck My AnTeAtEr
Anal sex is overrated
I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'
..'My mom played footsie with me..'
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why do we park in drive ways and drive in park ways??
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peace--->chris
***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***
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because we live in a fucked up world
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
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Will dave pauls ever learn a backflip?
- Marc
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earth's gravitational force is 9.8 m/sec
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If you always hurt the one you love, why aren't more people into S&M?
*yawn*
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why did the chicken cross the road?
-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want to do is fall asleep-
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if you laugh when you are drinking milk, it tends to come out your nose. so if you laugh and you are giving someone head...will the cum come out your nose?
-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want to do is fall asleep-
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well the mirror sphere would be black cause there's no light on the inside.
The only un-answerable question?
How does gravity work?
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mayze do you give head a lot?
eh?
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if so here's my number, call me some time 724-628-7..... nevermind
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
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come on, we all want the last 3 digits...
eh?
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you can guess them, ask for mike
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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will mike give me head?
SUck My AnTeAtEr
Anal sex is overrated
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uhh...no.....i'm mike
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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I thought you said will Milk give me head.
Cause that would be funny if mike was a cow
....SHUT UP! THAT'S WHY!
*yawn*
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'Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'? '
Probaly the person who saw the little calfs sucking on the cows nipples, and wondering if it would be good to drink.
'oh yeah, nine-milla, in response to your wall of fire at the end of the universe, that's imposible. fire needs oxygen to burn, and space is a vacuum'
Going by that.. then I wonder how the sun and every single star in the universe exists...
And skipimp_, you mean it reflects all wavelengths of the colour spectrum.
If it absorbed them, it would appear black.
What gravity?
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who decides whats cool? who invented safety? IF everything at the dollar store is s'posed to be less then a dollar...why do they charge tax? Who ever thought of jumping on snow boards? why is the sky blue? Why can't it always be winter? AND WHY IS OAKLEY SO FREAKIN' COOL?!
'Shampoo is beta!'
'NO! Conditioner is beta!'
'I go on first and clean the hair!'
'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'
'O really fool?!'
'O really?!'
.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'
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why does joos have to be smarter than me? oh well, i don't feel that dumb, because he corrected 2 other people too
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
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who decides whats cool?
God
who is god?
well, it's Dog backwards
and who is a dog?
YOUR MOTHER
yes, your mother decides what's cool
*yawn*
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What use(s) does our ski poles have while grabbing or spinning?
Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
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fuck that html shit i give up
'I'm still Ugly'
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you do that.
why doesn't anyone care anymore?
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'Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'?
-cat
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Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore??
eh?
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