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questions you cant answer
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This thread is for all the weird shit that cant be explained. Heres for starters
If you cloned yourself and then had sex with your clone, would it be concidered incest or masturbation?
Why do they have braile on drive through ATMs?
If you made a big hollow sphere made of a two way mirror, with the mirror on the inside, and looked into it, what would you see?
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They have brail on drive through ATMs for blind people in the back seat who want to use it.
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''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''
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Questoins that can't be answered ... Why is my boyfriend so confusing.... maybe its how all guys are.
I HAVE NO CREW TO REPRESENT... im a loser...
tanner is hot. mikael is hot. dash is hot. mercer is VERY HOT.
skiing makes me happy... :O)
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how much would could a woodchuck... no, just kidding guys... lol, that one really pisses me off. talk about overused!
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**And yes, it seems as though im going nowhere, really fucking fast...**
-my life is my life alone, not yours to take away not yours to dictate, i am who i am, accept me or leave.-
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why do kamikazi pilots wear helmets?
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i love homework. it's my favorite.
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why does quikimarts that open 24 hours a day have locks on its doors?
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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
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if cows were to drink milk, and they were to laugh, would milk come out of their nose?
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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If the jacksonville jaguars are the jags, and the tampa bay buccaneers are the bucs, then what are the tennessee titans?
You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
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if you were in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turned on your lights, would anything happen
'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
-Bradley Nowell
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if blind people wear dark sunglasses why dont deaf people wear earmuffs?
I thought the skis made you good. I got the skis and it turned out I was wrong. It must be the clothes.
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ya kno how crabs have to eyes one those stick antenne things? what does it see if both eyes look at each other??? how can an ace be one and eleven????
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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
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ok that one was dumb
....west
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if you shoved food up your ass, would you shit out your mouth?
*smack*
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I think it would just kinda fall out all over.
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''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''
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Rohde Island is neither a road nor an island. go ahead and discuss i'm getting vaklempht
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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home
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what is the speed of gravity?
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-hugo the abomnible snowman
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that's the rate it accelerates
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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home
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On earth that is... actually you can calculate the gravitational force between any two objects
gravity = G(m1d1/m2/d2)
G is the gravitational constant, which is really small: 6.673 × 10-11 m^3 s^-2 kg^-1
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oh wow... slickpersonwhatever = wrong
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if a baseball player hit a ball out of the park, then it travelled around the world, came back into the park and was caught, would it be considered a homerun or an out?
'i fucking bent over and spread my ass cheeks in the mirror and watched my asshole quiver as i ripped a fatty...now that was fucking insightful, not to mention inspiring.'- alpentalik
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hah.. oh, well yea that's the accelleration speed, pretty much there isn't any evidence to support gravity having an actual 'speed.' Any sort of propagation tests that have been done yield speeds higher than that of the speed of light. But they aren't accurate because the same conditions don't occur to study gravity as they would for light, or even binary pulsars (ie, no delay). So basically... gravity is more of a geometric force, resulting from the curvature of space time (this would support Einsteins theory of relativite) and not an actual force of nature.
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lol @ stompalot... depends on if the bridges connected gay communities, lol
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Can you see your mother, child, standing in the corner?
Who wrote the book of love?
Can't you hear me knocking?
Will Batman and Robin escape the evil clutches of the Joker?
What is the universal truth? And if there is no ultimate truth, is that a universal truth?
AGH! THE PARADOX!
*yawn*
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who defines what normality is?
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i love homework. it's my favorite.
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why do i need id to get id, if i had id, i wouldn't need id.
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oh yea sean1452.. or whaever... to answer your question.... 'why does quikimarts that open 24 hours a day have locks on its doors?' it's because sometimes they do close.. AND the main reason is to lock robbers in.. honest to god, cause i went to 7-11 and asked the same question. haha
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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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who has the power, the priest, the book, or the congrigation?
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)
'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
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Kamikaze pilots wear helmets because of the oxygene mask thing and the what not
they don't want to passout before they reach their target, you understand?
*yawn*
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why do banks leave their vault doors wide open all day, but chain their pens to the desks?
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What's another word for theosaurus?
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Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
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How is it possible that I am so cool?
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Vote rebel!
'Can you move your fazooli? I don't have reverse.' - M. Harvey
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'why do banks leave their vault doors wide open all day, but chain their pens to the desks?' hahaha, that's genious
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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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if you put on a super jet pack and traveled faster thatn the speed of light for a while and then stoped and turned around, Could you see yourself coming at you?
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haha, thats good. what about if you flew faster than the speed of sound, then got a large telescope and looked at the earth. you could solve mysteries and stuff because what you see would be in the past
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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
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why does quikimarts that open 24 hours a day have locks on its doors?
-because they are too damn cheap to get custom made doors that don't have locks
hahaha, the food shitting out your mouth one is from south park...its soo funny. Cartman put food up his ass and shit out his mouth. HAHAHA
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-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came
'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'
-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
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If a tree falls in the Woods and nobody is around to hear it... does it make a sound???
If a tree falls in the Woods and hits a mime... does anybody care???
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)
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Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
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yeah if you think about it, aliens on planets 15 lightyears away are probably looking at earth through their giant telescopes and seeing us in the 80s and thinking what dumbasses we are
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did you know that if you were traveling at the speed of sound, and tried talking on a radio, you wouldn't hear anything untill you stopped, then it would all come in at one time......learned that in science today...yea
'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
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astronamers around the world were actually measuring the speed of gravity, well... at least trying to find out if it had a speed. some planetary/cosmic alignment. Their results should come out some time in the next few months. I'n the article I read gravity moved at the speed of light acording to the theory of relativity. meaning that the earth would continue to rotate around the sun for a couple of minutes before continuing in a straight line.
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If the black box in an aeroplane is industructable how come they don't make the whole plane out of the same material??
Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
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'If the black box in an aeroplane is industructable how come they don't make the whole plane out of the same material??'
I hate this one.
Gee lets see. A 747. 64 (211 f) meters wide, 70 (231 f) meters long with a weight of 350,000 kgs (870,000 lbs) travelling at 900kmh (560mph).
Now, make that fly into a cliff.
Now get a box say 2x2x2 feet. Weighs 30kg. With internal construction designed to withstand extremely high impacts (much like the rollcage in a car)
Throw that into a cliff at 900kmh.
Now, compare the before and after images of both objects. Which do you think is going to be worse off?
What gravity?
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actually make that box the size of a shoebox, and decrease it's speed to say...500kmh (considering it is at the rear of the plane and the plane will provide some gradual deacceleration before it hits something solid, like a cliff).
What gravity?
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Actually, 7-11's have locks on the doors so when the construction workers are building the building they can lock their tools and supplies inside at night. They always build the structure before doing the inside work. And also, m/s/s is the same as m/s^2
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well the box is in the front of the plane so that it can record the pilots conversations, i don't know where the tracking box is located though.
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
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comdoms are for sailors. those filthy bastards do go from port to port you know.
What I wanna know is can anyone find a word that rhymes with orange?
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whats at the end of the universe?
when is lines binding actually gonna be in stores?
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Traditionally both the voice recorder and the data recorder have been at the rear of the plane.
However more recently (as in like the past year or two), manufacturers have put a 2nd set of boxs in or near the cockpit with their own power supply, just in case the power supply and data cables to the boxs at the rear of the plane get severed.
What gravity?
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if you killed your clone, would it be murder or suicide?
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how did Bush get into office?
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