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homecoming... asking the girl
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Okay, at my school, the guys ask girls in really creative ways. im assuming lots of schools do it like this. and since 90% of the people on here are guys i thought you all could help me out. my guy friend wants to ask his girlfriend in a really good way, but he wants a unique idea but he wants it to be REALLY GOOD! so can you all dish out your stories so i can give my friend some ideas! thanks guys start talking
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usally the best way has to deal with some inside joke and thats why its special, but if you want something else you could always do the thing where you fill the girls car with balloons and on the ones you can see through the windows write 'homecoming?' on them (one letter per balloon)
I’m off on a rocketship prepared for something new
I’m off on a rok-it-ship ecstatic with the view
I am scared of the things upcoming
And I want for the things I don’t have
Cannot stand to be one of many
I’m not what they are
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I wish I had an idea, but I don't. Instead I was just wondering if Bogus is gonna have a halfpipe this spring break?
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Ok i got a good idea... he goes to her house when she isnt home and places a trail of hershey kiss chocoalats goign from the front door, to her bedroom. in her bed room there will be a note saying sumthing nice and romatic, at the end of the note he has to make up a reason why she has to look in her closet, like say 'put on a dress im picking u up for a nice dinner in 10mins or sumthin' then when she goes into her closet to get the dress they guy is there with a flower and he can ask her.. ^^ hope u like it
Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
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if she has a car, somehow get her keys, pop the hood and unplug the battery and stick a sign in their so when she pops it (if shes smart enough) it will be right there....or stick a celli in there and watch and call when she can't start her car and she'll pop the hood and pick it up and taddow, HOLLA!
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or put 'homecoming?' in xmas lights on her roof...but that would mean going through her parents...not alwyas good.
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huh? was that some semi sensible posting i saw from eric?
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erich is atulluy a realy romantic yong man, i know this first hand...
Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
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here's what i did for prom, i got into her house and on the toilet paper I wrote, 'If your gona go, go with me.' but the girl HAS to have a sense of humor b/c if not she'll kick your ass.
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tatoos man.
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some good ideas, but i want some more!!! help my friend out here!!!1
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just get a white rose, and a bunch of red rose petals, and then put a little poem on a card, with the rose, and put it on her bed with the rose petals... she'll love it.
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If you have morning announcements in the morning at your school, ask her then or have somebody read a prepared statement. Works best if the answer is already going to be yes. Very embarrassing if rejected though.
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you could get drunk and call her up and tell her that you want her....
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Lanemeyers is a genius. Nothings better than geting hammered and hitting on girls. Another really good one, is get really hot with the girl and start fucking her doggy style. tell her shes the ugliest thing shes ever seen and that her best friend gave you a hundred dollars to ask her to prom. then grab her boobies and see how long you can hold on. shes gonna be really pissed. we'll make it a game. everyone post with how long they can hold on for. it'll be fun.
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wait i forgot to add something in my post above. you first gotta ask her to prom, then after when your gettin freaky then you come in with the plan. get it got it good.
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so punkSKIERjen who has the winning idea
Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
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go with the drunk idea, or get a monkey in a clown suit in her room, and when she comes in the monkey will give her a flower with a letter,...at least thats my idea..hahaha
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get a real monkey loaded, get all your buddies together and bet on it to see how many beers it can drink. See if your buddies and you can go drink for drink. Then when it passes out order up a hooker with the money you made betting on the pissed up primate! The best of both worlds!
1.) A chick that knows what she's doing!
2.) A drunken ape that doesn't.... wait a sec!
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Im not going, cause me and dspin-89 have ski movie 3 that night
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Ok, I have no idea what homecoming is, so if someone could explain this to me, that would be cool.
But I do have an idea...
You could get a dozen roses and on each one put a card that says something you like about her. Like 'I love the way you smile at me.' or whatever it is you like about her. Then you put each rose in a different vase around her room, and put her cd player on repeat of a really nice song that makes you think of her. Then have a letter asking her to go with you.
Probably doesnt work unless you know her and can get into her room though.
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i dont know which one i like the best! because i've heard some really good ones from my friends, but the one with the roses and a cd is relaly sweet.... but if ya have anymore keep talking,... i havent heard my favorite one yet so im still undecisive
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how about..you go by yourself.
theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
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tattoos are definately the way to go piot. my great grandpa had 'Ethel' inked on his arm when he married his wife.they got divorced about a month later. he continued to go through 4 other wives, with ethel on his arm. pretty sweet! he also had a real passion for jack daniels.
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he should buy her a custom made dildo asking her, failing that a baby doll that says 'roses are red, pickles are dill, i dont want one of these so remember the pill'
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I have three ways that are pretty good.
1. The scavenger hunt : Tape of picture you took of a sunset or something to her bedroom celing, then on the back of that write directions to the next clue so she finds clues all over house until she finds you, and then you ask. (Have parents help out with this one, or else it is B&E
2. Find out her favorite song(S) put them on a cd, then on the last track record yourself asking her to the dance.
3. This one i had happen to me, I got a note in class to the prinipals office, and when i got there he told me to sit down, and then like 3 other of my bros came in, and we were just sitting there alone in the office, and everytime the principal came in we were like ' WHY ARE WE HERE' He just said 'Oh i think you know what you guy's have done, you're in for it now'
so we were getting kind of nervous, then the girls came in out of nowhere and asked us to tolo. We were sweating bullets by the time they came, because no one would tell us why we were there.
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punkrawk all 3 of ur ideas are awesome.. i like 1 and 3 the best tho!!!!!
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yah, scavenger hunt is always great. We stole a friends car and left clues all over town such as 'the lowest price is the law' (ie go to zellers) and had her running all over the place. The final clue was her address..and the car was parked in her driveway. It would be a fun way to ask a girl to a dance...maybe don't steal her car though..
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the way to a ladies heart 'GRAND THEFT AUTO'
Back in highschool i once asked a girl by writing will you go with me on a one dollar bill and left it in her purse, it took her a while to find it, but it worked. Oh Yeah Write big!
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Find out what radio station she listens too and when she listens and then request Guns and Roses 'Paradise City' OR Van Halen 'Runnin' with the Devil' when she is listening and dedicate it to her asking her to the prom! Then email me and let me know what time they will be playing it so I can listen too and smash my head through some drywall after I bite the head off my aunt's cat!
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You could take her out to a chinese dinner and rig the fortune cookies with a fortune cookie saying 'Will you go to homecoming with me?'
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buy a ring that says 'homecoming' backwards, punch her in the face, knock her out and toss her in a public restroom...when she wakes up she'll see 'homecoming' on her fore head...boom, in the bag.
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why don't you just get a bottle of wine, watch Sabrina the teenage witch, get drunk, touch yourself and then stay home coming?
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hahah the last one is the best, is homecoming the same as like grad dinner/dance? i think my school has that
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hey yeah... um this is my opinion.... screw homecoming... go party!
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damn, all the people that i never hear anything serious from are serious in this thread. sick.
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i cant help you out there because they always end up asking me before i ask anyone.
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hahaha apantalik... amazing lol
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What the hell is up with this creative way of asking someone to an event?
Is there a reason he can't go up to her and say 'do you want to go to homecoming with me?' or is that too logical?
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ok this is what he should do
next time he see's the chick
he walks up to her
and asks her to go with him
what?
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Borrow a small puppy and leave it in her room with a ribbon and letter around its neck. Make sure its not there too long or it will shit all over the place or chew up her shit. Get a good doggy.
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I FUCKEN HATE HOME COMINGS!
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i just got back from my homecoming it was gay...it starts at 7:30 and theres only a few freaks until 9:00 and then the hotties come. i never go with a 'date' i just freak with hot women
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SCREW HOMECOMING! GO PARTY!
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write 'suck me if youll go to homecoming' on your penis and whip it out when your with the girl.
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get the keys to her locker. Then get 4 cans of shaving cream and some liquid nitrogen. Write a note saying will you go with me to homecomming and put it in the locker. Now get the cans of cream and dip them in liquid nitrogen for about 2 minutes. Wearing thick gloves you should be able to peel the can off giving you a solid block of cream. Put the cream blocks in her locker and lock it. When the blocks melt they will expand a LOT. When she opens her locker it will explode and cover everhing in shaving cream. Then she will see the note. and probably kill you.
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just say you'll kill yourself if she won't go with you - if she says no don't turn up on prom night to really freak her out. Chances are she'll come running looking for you and beg you to go to the prom with her
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i would hide underneath her bed, and when shes changing/or sleeping ask quietly if she'll go to homecoming with me..heheh..or hide in her closet and do the same thing
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wow i'm glad i am not a guy. you boys have put some serious thought into this one. =)
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thanks a lot you fuckin newb for reviving a 2 year old thread... dumbass.
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