Replying to and now for something completely different

a joke i heard last night to answer what has been bugging man for ages:

a chicken is sitting on one side of the bed having a ciggarett. on the other side of the bed an egg is sitting in the corner with his head turned away and an unsatisfied look on it's face. after some thought the egg says to the chicken, 'well, I guess we know the answer to that question'.

Darryl Hunt

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