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question: picking up girls

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rebel
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Here's the senerio: You're a girl sitting on the beach, and out of nowhere a wrinkly wienner falls on you. A guy comes to pick it up and says 'sorry 'bout that, can I take you out tonight?'
What is your response?
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Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
Sep 25 2002 12:00AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
JAy... I said maybe... I don't know if I'm ready for commitment.
-Mike

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Sep 25 2002 12:05AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
i think you should lay off the chem's for a while.

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Sep 25 2002 12:09AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
you love the cock!! hehe

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Sep 25 2002 12:49AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
depends on how wrinkly it is.

'Our society places a supreme value on control, on hiding what you feel. It mocks primitive culture and prides itself on the suppression of natural instincts and impulses.' - Jim Morrison
Sep 25 2002 1:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I'd be like 'Lets go fuck' But thats just me.
Sep 25 2002 9:20PM
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ColdBlooded
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I'd take his weiner, then explain to him that I'm not a woman, then hit his weiner with a hammer until it is slowly blown away by the wind as dust.
Heat sucks.
Sep 25 2002 9:33PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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i'd probably just grab the and stick it on the wiener stick, then get out my hotdog bun and chow down!

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I write messages on money.
It's my own form of social protest.
A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.
A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.
And a federal crime.
I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.
'You are not a slave'
Sep 25 2002 9:43PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Gotta pull it off next time I'm BBQing on the beach. I'm going to try it when I come to NZ Tim.
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Sep 25 2002 11:04PM
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schlonginator
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I'll say wow that song about the detachable penis was right !!.......sort of it should have been named my detachable prick

its kinda gotta ring to it..
'detachable prick
detachable prick,
its so small itslike a candle wick etc...'





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Sep 26 2002 5:36AM
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