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Krispy Kream Donuts

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resnick13
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I went the grand opening of the Krispy Kream donuts and me and 2 friends decided to buy 2 dozen donuts, 1 assorted and 1 glazed, we got a free donut in line and man was it fucking good. When I got to the front of the line, a lady asked if we had tried the donuts, we said 'no' to get another free donut. Then we were inside, another lady asked us if we had tried their donuts, and again we said no and took another free sample.

We told them our order and about 10 minutes later we got our donuts and by then my stomach was turning a little. We left and headed to my friends house, and by the time we got there, all of us started to a feel off. We got inside, opened up the box, and just stared at these fat filled, grease fried donuts for a while. We suddenly realized how disgusting they were and we haven't opened the box since.

So I have learned why the krisy kream donut is so popular, but I have also lear...I would finish this sentance but I have to go to the shitter again.

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Sep 21 2002 12:50AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
I have pretty much the same story. They're trying to fatten up canada and invade us. they put skinny people in the store to make you think that they're healthyer and they just keep handing you free ones, the machine that puts the icing stuff on looks soo good, I want to stick my head under there.
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Sep 21 2002 12:54AM
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CrazyChica
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as good as they are... i wish you didnt see how they made them, all that grease and stuff just grosses me out, im not even a weight obsessive person or anything, its just... a lot. :)





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Sep 21 2002 12:56PM
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CTripper
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i think they are soo good, and theyre opening a store in newington, thats gonna be awesome.
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Sep 21 2002 1:12PM
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dpoiii
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damn..I must have like a really good metabolism bc I eat those things at school a lot and I'm still skinny as hell..thhe galzed with the chocolate on top are killer lol..
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Sep 21 2002 1:41PM
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etom
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three dozen are being dropped off on my front porch in an hour or so for my soccer game today. im happy

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Sep 21 2002 2:06PM
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newschooler14
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everyone talks about how amazing they are but i dont like them a ton, I dont like donuts to much in general though

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Sep 21 2002 5:39PM
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Fro-deo
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TAK says:

KKs suck yo! Stupid fatt ass yankee donuts! Timmy's has yall beat beeyatches!!!
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Sep 21 2002 6:06PM
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CrazyChica
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whoa... did he just call kk's a yankee thing? yeah right, i wish. they're so much more of a southern thing... you stop seeing them after you get into Pennsylvania, for the most part, at least.





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Sep 21 2002 6:08PM
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yeti
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by yankee he meant americans.

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Sep 21 2002 6:15PM
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Drail
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yea, all american's are yankee's damn yank's.

i don't even think i've seen one of these donut places... are they actually better than Timmies or what?

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Sep 21 2002 6:39PM
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kmo19
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yes, they're better then Tim's donuts......I've tried both several times..Krispy Kreme is better
Sep 21 2002 6:50PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
only the plain ones are better. their boston creams suck.
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Sep 21 2002 7:19PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
ive heard thats tim's specialty, boston creme. mmmmm... i love the kk but thats just because there are only like 2 in denver. but ya know what? after you've had a krispy kreme, all other doughnuts are just fucking weak!

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Sep 21 2002 7:24PM
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cutdatopoff83
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I heard that krispy creme gets their donuts tasting so good cause they put dog jiz in em. (borrowed the idea from van wilder i believe) anyone know?





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Sep 21 2002 7:26PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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oh. and there's one in brampton/mississagua and one in richmond hill.
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Sep 21 2002 7:27PM
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Sep 21 2002 11:12PM
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EastCoastPride
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Dunkin' Donuts Boston Cremes are so damn good.










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Sep 22 2002 12:46AM
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Mayze29
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ok...do you know how incredibly FATTENING those krispy kreme doughnuts are?
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Sep 22 2002 8:27PM
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therealjerk
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oh, wahhhhhhh!!!! why dont you go stick your finger down your throat u dumb little super model

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Sep 22 2002 11:11PM
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Phrosty
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you cant spell kkk without kk.


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Sep 22 2002 11:36PM
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MadTrixter
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there is not, and never will be any donut shop better t

han krispy kreme.
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Sep 23 2002 12:44PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
you can send it to me jodi. and their coffee is shit. Tims beats them on everything except regular donuts, and Tim's has sandwiches - you can't beat that.
-Mike

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Sep 23 2002 2:16PM
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emilie_55
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krispy kream has the best doughnuts ever.. who cares if they are fattening... and choclate covered cream filled is the best fo sho....
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Sep 23 2002 4:07PM
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Mayze29
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
krsipy kremes probably arent as cool as fuzzy balls


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Sep 23 2002 9:30PM
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MadTrixter
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what the hell are fuzzy balls?? could somebody fill me in?


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Sep 23 2002 10:32PM
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Mayze29
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
you dont what fuzzy balls are? ohhhh man...you are missing out.


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Sep 24 2002 8:35PM
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MadTrixter
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no! i don't know fuzzy balls are, unless they are the things between my legs. so please, tell me what they are


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Sep 24 2002 8:51PM
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SkierX
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Yo, so i'm gonna skip reading and say: Fat Rolls (donuts) give a mad case of the runs dude.
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Sep 24 2002 9:13PM
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Mayze29
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
read my post on fuzzy balls...it tells alllll about em. mwhaha


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Sep 24 2002 9:17PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
ive never done this before. until now
May 24 2008 12:55AM
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Grube
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i personally cant handle more then one krispey kream dounut theyre just to fatty and gross
May 24 2008 1:17AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
I was at Heathrow approximately 14 hours ago, and I managed to eat 6 Krispy Kreme donuts. 2 Maple glazed, 2 choc glazed with kreme filling and 2 of something else i cant rememer.

delicious, i fucking love maple syrup
May 24 2008 5:13AM
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Silence
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You can taste the heart attack with every bite..mmm
May 24 2008 7:31AM
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2+2=5
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they are so good in the beginning but you get sick of them. plus all the free donuts u get before u order a dozen is enough to fill you up. krispy kream came to my town and was hot for like a month, and it closed the year later because no business.
May 24 2008 8:57AM
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Twinjibber77
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what????? there movin into canada????

here in the US they are closin like crazy, so i was expectin them to go under, so good, we just always go there an go threw tha line til were not hungry anymore, most of the people handin em out will jsut keep given em to ya till ya leave
May 24 2008 9:56AM
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asapCferg
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there sooooo good but sooo bad
May 24 2008 11:42AM
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michelle
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absolutely fucking disgusting
May 24 2008 11:44AM
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jaylib
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they're
May 24 2008 11:45AM
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Dan.
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6 year bump
May 24 2008 12:32PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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krispy kreams are good
May 24 2008 12:38PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12
Donuts are one of my favorite foods in the world. I had to move somewhere that doesn't have a decent donut in a 50 mile radius, because otherwise I would have already had a heart attack. I think Dunkin's are better than Krispy's. They certainly have more variety.
May 24 2008 2:11PM
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Bamski
Posts: 814 - Karma: 79
i had a brief love affair with KK's. Now I can't look at them without feelin' sick.
May 24 2008 2:59PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I love Krispy Kreme donuts. Though my stomach can really hold half of a donut. Remember to only go to Krispy Kreme when the "Hot Now" light is on.
May 24 2008 4:09PM
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anxju
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dunkin pwns krispy kreme.  krispy kreme closed where i live in like a day and a half cause they have 1 flavor: heart attack.
May 24 2008 4:14PM
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