So we went out to dinner tonight for my dad's uncle's birthday...on the way home we're stopped at a light an I look over and there is this tattoo/piercing place with an add in the window that says 'Nipple Piercing $55' I was like, wow that's kind of expensive and my mom's like yeah, and gross. So then my dad says to my mom, if I could see your nipple I would do it for free.
''They've got a prety face and pretty thighs, but what about their insides?''