Replying to Life and Death in the Woods...

I was just thinking...if I ever got lost in the woods or stranded on an island, it would be really easy to make a tooth brush: all you need to do is get a skinny, 8 inch long piece of bark, or a stick, put some tree sap on one end, and then rip out a handful of your pubes and stick them into the sappy part...let it dry for a couple days and voila! Toothpaste on the other hand...



...an illusion of this optical confusion...

I could be one of your kids.