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Life and Death in the Woods...
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I was just thinking...if I ever got lost in the woods or stranded on an island, it would be really easy to make a tooth brush: all you need to do is get a skinny, 8 inch long piece of bark, or a stick, put some tree sap on one end, and then rip out a handful of your pubes and stick them into the sappy part...let it dry for a couple days and voila! Toothpaste on the other hand...
...an illusion of this optical confusion...
I could be one of your kids.
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You are one sorry sick and twisted kid, but your posts are interesting. Keep it up.
'Just do it, you'll be fine.' -My words to my friend Darius right before going off a 4 foot ramp we made to grind a baseball field fence. He ended up hanging upside down by his pants. Good suburban fun.
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Just like in that movie, 'The Edge'
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-Dan
''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''
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I bet MacGyver could make piano wire out of his pubes..... or mabye even a rocket launcher..
-Andy
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'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
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hahahaahaha
and you could use your cock as a fishing rod
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
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This all brings up yet another point...my friends step sad used to be in this wierd Christian Scientis commune/cult, being christian scientists they would deliver their own babys, but with this certain sect they would cut off the ambilical cords and make them into strings for this giant harp...not fucking joking.
...an illusion of this optical confusion...
''You don't have to worry about Gweneth Paltro getting naked.'' - Father Kunz
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this reminds me of something i heard about the wild
a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit behind some bushes. the bear asks the rabbit 'do u ever get shit stuck in your fur?', the rabbit replies 'no never, why?'. the bear answers by picking up the rabbit and wiping his ass with it
what?
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funny joke What. very funny.
Two tomatoes are crossing the road
One says 'LOOK OUT'..........SPLAT
The other says 'WHAT'........SPLAT
And thats the end of my story
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how does having a tooth brush make a diffrence between life and death?
'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
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obviously you havent seen Cast Away.
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Ahhhhhhh come on, my joke is funny.
I think its funny and i have a great sence of humour.
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