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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
Post your best and worst methoods of picking up females. Also brag about what happened...
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Sep 10 2001 1:05AM
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Harvey
Posts: 4996 - Karma: 692
our school didn't have a football team.
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Sep 22 2001 1:01AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
It's pretty big in the Maritimes, or maybe that's college. Canadians watch hockey. Hockey doesn't have chearleaders. (My weak attempt to relate this post to this thread).
Sep 22 2001 3:11AM
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PhattTim
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Hey skibrdingbitch, what's so bad about going to the homecoming by urself?? I went to the school ball last year by myself and with my chick this year, I think I had more fun going by myself, it was rad!!
'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
Sep 22 2001 6:53PM
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skibrdingbitch
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well it looks really bad cause at skool i am in the popular group (out side of skool, no) so i am the only one in my group with out a date. my good friend doug says if it comes to the last min. he would take me. he goes to a different skool, so i think it would be very weird on his part, also he has a gf.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
Sep 22 2001 8:20PM
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Dfresh
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my school doesnt have any of this homecoming stuff..i live up in canada and the dances at my school blow...probably cause i go to a catholic school...so they not allowed to like play...well i dunno never been to one of my school dances...nor have any of my friends...rather go chill at the skatepark or my snowskate park in my backyard or at some1's house...they suck sooo bad...well probably. all i can say is keep trying or sometihn skibrding... oh an my school has a football team and it is pretty big (st.matts) but the problem is since my school recieves welfare checks once a decade we dont have bleachers and sometimes (once) a year they let us miss the last half of last class to go sit on the wet grass and watch the team play...but whats the point because we watch the first 1/4 then go home cause i take the yellow bus's, so i gotta catch it at 3...best palce to hang out is the skate park tho!

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Sep 25 2001 6:54PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
well i goto a very wealthy public skool. we are rebuilding our high skool and the elem. skool right now. well now i can't even goto homecoming cause i gotta goto virginia. i have to miss the homecoming game too, which sux! the reason i am going is that i have to go try out 4 new horses. hmm lets think 8-9 hour drive homecoming, 8-9 hour drive, homecoming. i hope i made the right choice

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
Sep 25 2001 7:01PM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
up here in CANADA eh. they made this new private school at the bottem of a skihill and they expect students to go to classes...hahaha
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Sep 26 2001 1:28AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
(post got too long for me to read it all....but i'll jsut answer the top question.)

im a pretty laid back guy, to any girl i'll jsut walk up to them and chat with them. however alot of girls are shy, you say you like a guy who comes up and chats about your life and what sgoing on with you and such, but seriously.....it doesn't work that well. maybe it doesn't work that well when i just stop them out of no where, but still. i dunno what i've found that works is if you don't act like you want the girl and you just chill and treat them like any other person, then they see how you really are and then you get the poontang.....(worked this week for me) sorry i had to brag there because i can't stop smiling....she was good too, knew what was up.....anyway, i dunno if im the best person to be answering this stuff, i suck at relationships. so i'll stop talking
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Sep 26 2001 2:42AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, nah dude, talking is all good, you're so onto it really, go hard man, good luck.
'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
Sep 26 2001 7:04AM
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PhattBevan
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
is there anything wrong with the good ol' get pissed and get together?
Sep 28 2001 7:49AM
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Calypso
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
Yes
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John Galt is the Prometheus who changed his
mind and withdrew his fire awaiting the day when men
withdraw their vultures - Atlas Shrugged
Sep 28 2001 8:04AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
cedric: a real ladies man
Aug 24 2009 1:38AM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
Bishop: a scared ladies man
Aug 24 2009 1:47AM
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
Haahhaaa this is awesome
Aug 24 2009 1:50AM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
picking up chicks is easy as fuck, it's all in your persona. It's quantum physics if you think you're going to get pussy then you will get pussy. Listen, I can't walk down the freshman hallway at school without at least 3 girls cumming.
Aug 24 2009 2:03AM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
was it necessary to bump this straight back from hell?
Aug 24 2009 2:46AM
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I_Am_Mod
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My standard conversation @ loud parties:
Me: "Do you masturbate?"
She: "What ?!?"
Me: " Do you like to skate?"

I actually met my girlfriend this way... :D

(if it doesn't work and they understand you clearly the first time, you'll either get slapped or what happens more often and is quite incredible: they just say: "Yes" and continue to party!)
Aug 24 2009 3:30AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
"i've just shat my pants, can i get in yours?"
Aug 24 2009 4:14AM
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=FAIL=
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i am a nuseelander and makes no difference at all. suppose it wouldnt when your 13
Aug 24 2009 4:55AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
last year at if3 some guy grabbed my tuque and pulled it over my face...i didn't particularly appreciate it. that is not proper mating techniques! although try it on a single person next time.
Aug 24 2009 8:37AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 64
CEDRIC,

I've done the same... I was dancing with this Lesbian in Boston and her girlfriend was just getting absolutely pissed. I think for the girl I was dancing with, it was just a faze... I ended up hooking up with her while her girlfriend jsut stood and watched. When I asked her to go home with me, the girlfriend came over and started making out with her furiously. I was like "no worries, maybe next time" I slipped her my number and fucked her about a week later. Good times.
Aug 24 2009 8:45AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
^ and stories like that are why i bumped this. good work
Aug 24 2009 9:07AM
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cpilkington
Posts: 24 - Karma: 19
I go up to them casually and say "What has teeth and holds back the hulk?.....MY ZIPPER" That pretty much seals the deal
Aug 24 2009 10:53AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
fool proof method right here.  works every time!
Aug 24 2009 12:17PM
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