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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
Post your best and worst methoods of picking up females. Also brag about what happened...
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Sep 10 2001 1:05AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Well seeing as I'm just so hot I get chatted up on the chairs. These 3 chicks were on one with me last year, they asked me what year at uni I was and it was kinda gay when I had to tell 'em I was year 12 at high school, that was pretty crap. Otherwise just don't brag and do cool stuff around the field, they pick you up pretty fast.
'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
Sep 10 2001 4:30AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I don't.
White Boy Productions
Sep 10 2001 7:01AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
'nice shoes...wanna fuck?'

:-)

'Dumb man gives wife grand piano...smart man gives wife upright organ'
Sep 10 2001 7:38AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
Best way to hook up a girl in a bar.

First of all, you have to talk a little bit to her and then you ask her about what she like and what are her dream. Then, you say that you'll do anything to make her dream concrete and blabalabla ... It worked with one of my friend, he hooked the girl like three years ago and they probably get married next summer.

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 10 2001 8:57AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
Another good way is to say : 'Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir.'
Usually it is the girls who use this sentence but it is funny when it is a guy who say it.
:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 10 2001 8:58AM
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moseleyTENeighty
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i don't think i'll use a Lady Marmalade line but thanx quebec...anyways...i try to find something in common like a class or something that we do, or some bad we both listen to and say, 'you listen to staind too? Maybe we should hang out sometime...' seems to work for me


I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy



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Sep 10 2001 3:50PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
i just be myself and the girls come crawling for me.....well, it's worked a few times......i guess it helps that i'm a funny bastard...not as funny as Schwags though.
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Sep 10 2001 4:37PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
pay one of your friends 10 bucks to push them from behind into your arms. Then you say 'good catch on my part' too bad ive never tried this.
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Sep 10 2001 5:35PM
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WillBallin
Posts: 1683 - Karma: 68
just talk like u noramllly would


'But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.'
-Bob Dylan

Sep 10 2001 5:42PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
JKust go in party and dance with the girl and when you leave the dancing floor, ask her if she want something to drink. I did it once with two girl that were lesbian and my dance was really explicit.... one of the two laughed but the other seemed angry.... still, it was funny as hell.
:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 10 2001 5:45PM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
go up to her and introduce yourself...
Hi, im an orgasm doner.

or you can use other methods like the shoe commentor you can simply ask her, 'Are you sure you are not a wrecnch because you sure make my nuts titen,

if all else fails say something nice and look like a pansy
peace

skate or die...die die die
peace
Dfresh
Sep 10 2001 6:09PM
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wntrwill
Posts: 2609 - Karma: 11
These are good, but nothing compares to offering a fat chick some alcohol that has never gotten laid or had a drink before in her life. I guarantee you sleep with her, if you want you can give her some old apple cider too and see if she fakes it.
Sep 10 2001 8:03PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
I think APPskier is right, pay your mate to push her into you, that works aye, me and one of my boyz did it last season. They know what you're up to straight away but think it's funny so no worries!
'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
Sep 10 2001 8:31PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
Women like guys who have good senses of humour, and just be themselves. All the girls that I now say that pickup lines definately do not work. Later.

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
Sep 10 2001 9:09PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
ya, from a girls piont of view:
i loves guy with a sence of humor, i have only been told those cheese lines once. and i did nothing with them let alone ask their names. like i really bad with guys, the 2 guys i have hooked up with, were like i barely knew them and they were just really nice to me, like i just got to know them. you can't go up to a girl and say that sort of stuff to her, it is really insaulting, like calling her a slut. this is just in my opion. i rarely ever have guys coming up to me, asking me stuff.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
Sep 10 2001 9:15PM
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skibrdingbitch
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the pushing the girl into you, is not that bad, but just becareful you don't upset the poor girl.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
Sep 10 2001 9:16PM
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skibrdingbitch
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another rule: never ever say ne thing mean about her apperance, (i know this is on picking up a girl) it really hurts a girl went you call her fat or ugly, or short or something like that

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
Sep 10 2001 9:42PM
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g-dubs
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I think it's funny how people say all that girls are looking for someone with a sense of humor and who just acts like themselves. I mean when girls walk by, do check out their chest and their ass, or do you pick out the fattest, ugliest one and say 'gee I bet that girl has a good sense of humor.' Or 'wow I bet she acts real all the time.' Those things are vital to any long term relationship, but lets be honest one of the major downfalls of our society is that first impressions are based solely on appearance. Everybody does it, it's just human nature.
Sep 10 2001 11:38PM
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skibrdingbitch
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wow good point

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
Sep 11 2001 6:48AM
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skibrdingbitch
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but the thing is the only guys i have hooked up with or gone out with were ugly, maybe it is cause they were the only ones nice enough to take a chance with me

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
Sep 11 2001 6:50AM
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PhattBevan
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
i've found 'nice jugs' works every time - for a hand job any way. that's what you meant aye?
a hand job on the face?

*slap slap slap*

he he he !!!

P H A T T ! ! ! ! !
My Momma's Phatter than yours!
Sep 11 2001 7:10AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
I like the slap slap part of phattBEvan post.
:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 11 2001 9:26AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
phattbevan can only pick up those women he posted in the 'hottest GF post'

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
Sep 11 2001 11:38PM
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yellowsnow4u
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lol

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
Sep 11 2001 11:41PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
obviously it's all about appearance at first, but then once u get to know people, u realize that there's very few girls that are really hot that u can actually have a good conversation with. most of the time after talking to them for more than 5 minutes, u definitely wanna punch them in the face and go watch the simpsons or something. i don't think this is because the person has a boring personality, or is not smart - in my opinion it's because all of their lives, they've had people liking them solely based on looks, and have therefore not had to be interesting, or even had the opportunity to share their real personalities for fear of what the reaction of friends will be. it boils down to living in a superficial society..
who knows, maybe this is just an extremely cynical point of view on everything.
Sep 12 2001 2:57AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
I think skiboardingbitch is right, you gotta think about the chick as well instead of just yourself. guys are right jerks most of the time and I know heaps of my friends who've been really hurt by guys doing stuff like that, just be careful aye coz chicks are cool!
'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
Sep 12 2001 3:05AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
I wish I knew how to pick up women.

I'm just too damn shy, and when they look at me across the bar or something, I just look away and go get another beer.

I suck ass...


'Who ordered the turkey club?' the waitress yelled across the small diner.
'I did!' The man excitedly replied.
Promptly, an over-excited turkey ran out from the back and beat the man to death with a large wooden bat.
Sep 12 2001 4:13PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
Hey, MDfresh, instead of ordering another beer, buy two and give one of them to the girl and start talking a little bit with her...
It's just like skiing dude... commit or die.
:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 12 2001 4:58PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
geez, if i use quebecs advice, i'll be a pimp when im 21.
-Natural born Arab Killer
Sep 12 2001 5:08PM
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pebbles
Posts: 979 - Karma: -22
From a chicks point of view...
just pretend you're interested.Act like you actually care about what we are saying. And always ALWAYS!!tell us we have a beeeeooootiful smile
Sep 12 2001 5:13PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
My advice was not really to help MDfresh to pick a girl but more to help him to be less shy... this sentence does not work but I dont care.
:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 12 2001 5:16PM
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AppSkier
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hey phattim, I can tell your a new zealander, because you talk like one, aye?
-Natural born Arab Killer
Sep 12 2001 5:17PM
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Nik
Posts: 542 - Karma: 11
this is a true story: last weekend i went to go see a movie with some of my friends and TWICE within an hour some girls freaked out and said that we were so hot and all this shit. just out of the blue. i like to tell everyone that now because other than that, i don't usually have good luck with the ladies.

I'm promoting my site, click please.
Nik
Sep 13 2001 12:40AM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
were the girls hot??
*Member of the WestCoast*
Sep 13 2001 12:42AM
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PhattBevan
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
My and Tim are from the phattest southern hemisphere nation of Nueseeland! Others known as new zealand. But we're not the only ones who say 'aye'. Canadians, you may have noticed, are also stereotyped for saying 'aye' after every sentence. Although Kiwi's also use it in the middle of senteces like tim did in his post, something i've never heard a canadian do!

Kiwi's also say 'oy' a lot, before or after talking to someone. so if you get a canadian-kiwi, you get something like:

'Oy have you got the time aye?'
'12 o'clock Aye'
'aye!! It's still pretty early oy'
'yeah oy'
'aye i like it early though oy'
'aye-oy?'
'same'
'stuff!'
'aye?'
'oy?'
'aaaaayeeee!!!'
'aye-oy!'
'aye-oy!!'
My Momma's Phatter than yours!
Sep 13 2001 12:51AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
O my god you guys are so weird, how can you get woman...
lol

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 13 2001 8:13AM
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PowderPrincess
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accents are sexy! thats how! hehe

*brooke*
'Punks not dead.. but it doesn't mean its cool.'- David Olin
Sep 13 2001 1:47PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
Cool, that means that if I go to US or Ontario, I could pick up LOTS of girl!!!!!


:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 13 2001 2:39PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
haha ya you could

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
Sep 13 2001 3:12PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I just flex my muscles and I have girls all over me. When I go out with the great Harvey, however, girls come on to me just because of association.
Sep 13 2001 5:13PM
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quebecfreestyler
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great harvye, you are certainly not talking about matt harvey.
:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 13 2001 5:14PM
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emilypotterskis
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haha i just read this thread for the first time
and i just wanted to tell doug that word on the streets [ahem little A.Golden] is you're a ladies man!
too shy...
suuurrre
*emily BENNETT
Butterflies, zebras, and moonbeams...and
Fairytales, that's all she
Ever thinks about,
Riding with the wind...'
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Sep 13 2001 5:15PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Hey, I resent that!

I had some luck in highschool, and university, but now that I'm in the real world of having to meet people at bars, I got nothin'. And Quebec: you're right, but I just can't handle walking up to girls at bars.


'Who ordered the turkey club?' the waitress yelled across the small diner.
'I did!' The man excitedly replied.
Promptly, an over-excited turkey ran out from the back and beat the man to death with a large wooden bat.
Sep 13 2001 5:16PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
get drunk and commit.
I did not say get drunk and vomit ok
comit, not vomit. just wanna be sure that you understand.
:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
Sep 13 2001 5:22PM
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rebel
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are there any other great harvey's?
Sep 13 2001 5:23PM
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scottkovtun
Posts: 453 - Karma: 104
to get some of the really hot girls around my town you have to drive a lexus and smoke pot
add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17.
i am a little boy
Sep 13 2001 7:31PM
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onedoorboy
Posts: 720 - Karma: 13
Walk up to a group of girls and in your lowest, most manly voice say 'Ladies'
Sep 13 2001 7:43PM
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AppSkier
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phattbevan, canadians dont saye aye, the say 'eh?'. Which is just as bad, eh? the only people i know that say 'aye' are pirates...
Sep 13 2001 8:45PM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
Eh to that.

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
Sep 13 2001 8:48PM
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cypress1080
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eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Member of the WestCoast*
Sep 13 2001 9:55PM
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