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posibly the most extreme new sport!
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so yea me and darryl were sitting in my boat and my dad was driving at like full speed accross the lake.... so I was like - hey that water is goign really fast - I want to jump out... so I looked at my dad - and I was like - I am jumping out of the boat - so he laughed at me and accelerated some more... so yea I bail out - skip from my feet to my head - bounce a couple times and role for a while.... so darryl saw my limp carcass floating in the water.... and sissied out till my dad alowed down - sissy. but yea... when I finally started to remember why I was floating in the middle of the lake with a splitting head ach - I came up with this idea.... that could be a wicked cool sport.... express yourself in the horrible crash from jumping off a boat at like 40 miles per hour. it is wicked fun - except for the concussions that is.... but yea - helmits would fix that.... and yea... you could do like misty flip crashes and shit... then take it tech and drop in switch - and go for like tripple skips and shit... yea.
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jumping out of boats is fun!
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we love dave..... we really do.. but his love for the little boys sometimes messes up his logical thinking. donmt mind him. he'll be ok.. someday...
I got all ready for it, positioned my fingers and shit
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I dont' like little boys... read the sig... that was DARRYL that likes the little boys. fuck.
me: 'why did you just block her?'
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Dave, you should try it from a car at 80 miles / hour.
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bailing from jet skis is fun too.
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It's ok Balls. Don't listen to cravate.....she thought Pollard was from Canada, so you're still doing better on the mind game than she is. We all know that you like little girls, not boys. Hence The Creepy Guy and not The Catholic Guy.
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HAHAHAH when did i say that? maybe when i was drunk and before i passed out at jeff's i dont remember much those nights
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that would be tight...
i try to skim acroos the water when i fall off my wakeskate
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i don't think a helmet would help much 'cuz your brain would still flop around in your head. i've invented a similar sport that hurts more, it's called taking your longboard skate down a hill on flip flops where there's no run out so you have to jump off and start running at like 20+ miles an hour and then when you fall you can do all kinds of sick rolls and all. PLUS then you'd also get cool scars to impress chicks with. definitely 'extreme'. or stupid.
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Dude dave pauls takin it into the water soldier style.. fuckin right on mang. That shits navy seal.
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Ya, thats sorta like taking one of those inner-tube things behind a boat a high speeds and then bailing out. It hurts like shit though, maybe I'm just a sally.
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but the air time from jumping off the boat is key... you are just kinda hanging there then your toe catches.... and yea.... think of the possibilities.... a sport about crashing hard... yea.
me: 'why did you just block her?'
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i still think jumping of the biggest building you can without braking any bones is the best sport but that would be fun to...
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yeah go navy seals! haha
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Ya I see what ya mean with the airtime there. Anyone whos doing this at 40 miles + has got huge sac, cause that shit hurts alot.
Some of my friends were making a stupid video and the one guy put on all his hockey gear, helmet and everything, got in the back of a pickup truck and then jumped at like 60 kms.
He was supposed to hit this bush to break his fall but he missed it, he's was alright though, just another idea.
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yea, i waited till his dad slowed down a little bit... than i did a half lincoln to headplant/cartwheel thing... yep. at least my head didn't hurt like dave.
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Yeah! We used to do that all the time with my boat... until my parents sold it on me when I went off to school. Front Flips are fun as hell to do!
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I'm obviously a post whore, who has a job that allows him to sit on the computer all day so that one day he can have over 1600!
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Good point.
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I have attempted simalar stunts in pursuit of adrenaline. After a half hour of beating a jet ski into the ground it got to damn monotonous. I thought everything would be ok since crashing before yeilded no bad results, unfortunately this time the jet ski kept going...and going. So there I was like an idiot swimming for a hundred feet or so to get back to my jet ski. At least the lake wasnt crowded.
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wow that would suck ass..... I hate swimming... I am not very good at it... I just sink. like a stone... I can't float for shit. meh. I used to be able to swim better... I think having two separated shoulders doesnt help.... but still. meh. I like doing stuff in the water.... it is just straight up swiming I dont' like.... meh.
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wakeskating, go in the air, wakeskate is somehow gone, let go of handle, flayling like crazy, hit water. good times
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you dont' go fast on a wake skate.... and water is way more violent to hit than snow... I have hit snow going way faster than that - when I fall skiing..... lol
me: 'why did you just block her?'
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I'll tell you what an extreme sport is. Take an old bathtub and put skateboards on the bottom. Send yoru self down a ganrly hill and see what happens. Then take your tub to the skate park and drop in on the vert ramps.
We only had one guy lose the skin on his face after all of this! Called him scabs for about 3 months! Hahaha.
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