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alpentalik
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Personally I am partial to the dark skin, dark hair, not caucasian female, but I also like meat on the bones as well as accents, so here's my top three, with explainations:

1) Jasmine from Aladdin, dark skin, black hair, the most beautiful eyes imaginable, plus shes a little rebelious and richer than Trump.

2) Ariel from The Little Mermaid, she she doesn't fit my listed criteria, but if you ever see the french version, she's 10x better...eventhough she's whiter that LOKA$H and is dumb as dirt, but she has a good voice, which could get her somewhere plus shes a fuckin' mermaid, which earns her some points.

3) Pocahontes from Pocahontes, drop dead, and easily beats out the english Ariel, but is a close third to the frech beauty. Like Jasmine, yet more adventerous and outdoorsy, really knows her way around, plus she wears that little skin outfit...but she is a little weird and way too skinny for the likes of me.

Anyhow, Jasmine is in a league of her own, nowhere even close to the other two, but do you think she'd date a white guy?



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Sep 9 2002 1:40AM
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SUpilot
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the little mermaid?
Oct 29 2002 1:41PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
as soon as I saw this thread I instantly thought about dave pauls and his bambi fetish, and sure enough half way through the first page there is dave pauls talking about sex with bambis mom...

good ole pauls :o)
Oct 29 2002 1:52PM
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powair9.0
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i think that jasmine is hott

Oct 29 2002 3:35PM
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$1080PLP$
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Princess Kida from atlantis she was hot


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Your not AKL... SO FUCK YOU!
Nov 1 2002 10:44PM
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steve-o
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belle. no question bout that one, and snowwhite too hmm hmm good
Nov 1 2002 11:01PM
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1080enemy
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theumper the rabit from bambi has the nicest little.... but seriously, um probably Jasmine. I havn't seen any of those movies for such along time.
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Nov 1 2002 11:56PM
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OReJow
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i can't believe no one's said tinkerbell yet. tinkerbell is super hot, i dig the short hair, and the short skirt. plus she is smaller than my penis, which might make things interesting.

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Nov 2 2002 1:22AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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belle... this has been the topic of so many conversations its hilarious... but belle fa sho
Nov 2 2002 12:39PM
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Psychojoe
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
jasmine is totally the hottest disney bitch.
Nov 2 2002 1:08PM
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therealjerk
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Maximumsushis talkin about tailspin, man that was the shit, that was my favorite cartoon for awhile. i think im gonna make a series with all the characters from Little Mermaid and call it Flatspin or Armada. I mean cmon, no doubt Ariel could kick Sarah and Kristis asses and who doesn't want to see a jibbin crab?

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Nov 2 2002 5:24PM
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Psychojoe
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Nov 2 2002 6:42PM
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Psychojoe
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Nov 2 2002 6:45PM
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Psychojoe
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Nov 2 2002 6:46PM
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Psychojoe
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yea i got u u bastard
Nov 2 2002 6:46PM
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jismontheslopes
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snow whites gotta be up there in the top 3
Nov 2 2002 8:19PM
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aggro_sk8
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what i find disturbing is alpentalik is the only one here that was kidding

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Nov 2 2002 9:48PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
i was kidding. wait, no i wasn't.

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In this life time, you can mix knives and paper doves on the rooftop if it craves it's hallowed out. I fell down this day light. Blind man's arrow buried in my love's heart.
Nov 3 2002 2:44PM
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Ds91260
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jasmine, and at a close second the whitch from snow white, the 2nd form
Nov 3 2002 3:57PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
was i?


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Nov 3 2002 9:02PM
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sirjibsalot
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i thouhg peter pan had a nice bum bum
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Nov 4 2002 1:11AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Jasmine was hot but that girl lion from the lion king was the sexiest. As far as lions go.
There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
Nov 4 2002 10:25PM
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LifeJacket
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Both Co-flow and Schmuck should win prizes...

But what about the evil queen from snow white,

I bet she'd be pretty crazy in the sack...

she'd tie ya up and shit, ohh yea


'I'm still Ugly'
Nov 4 2002 11:13PM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
Madeline, duh
a catholic, redhead, french schoolgirl
and she's in 2-D too, man I have this huge 2D animation feitsh
fuck, anyone have old copies of SuperMario they wanna sell?
Nov 5 2002 2:37AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
princess jasmine.....what an arse
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
Nov 5 2002 4:37PM
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therealjerk
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this had to be resurrected.

'This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.
Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.
I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.
Put a smile on the front of your head.'
Dec 8 2003 8:40PM
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jib_tech
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its all about alice in wonder land.




ottawa represent
yeah dude, i rock

Dec 8 2003 9:15PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
that grandmother from the fox and the hound...mmmmm. now she's a REAL cougar.
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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Dec 8 2003 10:01PM
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Schmitz
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tinker bell




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Dec 8 2003 10:06PM
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alpentalik
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now that it's over a year later...im going to have to say...WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING!?!?!?! ARIEL OVER POCAHONTES? fuck that bull shit...and the french version? shit...id rather listen to a whiney aussie than listen to a thick french husk...FUCK SHIT! CUNT!


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Dec 8 2003 10:32PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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good call. oh yes, and the road to eldorado had this little aztec with like DDDs and a 5 inch waste and then like 40 inch hips... it was intense.
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Dec 8 2003 10:46PM
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DrPepper
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hahaha, before i read any of the posts i was definately going to reply Jasmine... definately all time hottest in my book.
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Dec 8 2003 11:13PM
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wrenegade
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Jessica Rabbit it no. 1 for sure. After that, Ariel then Jasmine.






I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
Dec 8 2003 11:46PM
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linejibber550
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Jessica Rabbit, Jasmine, Snow White, and lets not forget the barbies from toy story 2! hot shit!
Dec 9 2003 7:20PM
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tinkerbell
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tinkerbell, definitely tinkerbell...


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Dec 9 2003 7:23PM
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hotdog.garbage
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YOU ARE ALL WRONG. the fairy chick from Fern Gully was the hottest cartoon around.




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Dec 9 2003 7:56PM
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hotdog.garbage
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wait, i might be wrong. i think that was dreamworks, not disney.




What category do I fall under? I've never fallen under a category. I fell underneath a car once, and I haven't been the same since.
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Dec 9 2003 8:01PM
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Ds91260
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road to eldarado, crystal-needs-a-park knows whats up, she was damn fine





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Dec 9 2003 8:10PM
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switchskier88
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yeah jasmine owns, i havent seen the english beauty in the beast in deep, but we are watchin it in italian and belle sounds damn hot
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Dec 9 2003 8:21PM
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jtski
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id throw a bone to that little girl in monster inc.



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Dec 9 2003 9:09PM
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lanks
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well you see, a foursome with flora, fauna, and merriweather would be super intense...mmmmmm. fairy godmothers...
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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Dec 9 2003 10:15PM
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Mattman
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this is what I'm talking about



Matt

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks


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Dec 9 2003 10:47PM
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therealjerk
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oh fuck, ive come up with new shit, i dont even remember what i said way back. ok here...

Alice
Jasmine
Mulan.

ive got three rebelious girls, one a cutlured blond brit, the other a renegade arabian princess, and finally, the asian girl standing up for her family, going butch and still look hot.


Dear shit!!!! we've found a way of sexually profiling and identifying a mans sexual preferences and shit! WOW

'This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.
Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.
I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.
Put a smile on the front of your head.'


i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode720
Dec 10 2003 1:21AM
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