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west
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would it be cool to eat a beer-melon. they would grow in my back yard. a idea like this can't be ignored, we must pursue the beer-melon
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Sep 7 2002 10:31PM
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PhattTim
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dude, nuh uh. Watermelon and beer has to be one of the most rancid combos you could ever imagine. Don't even think about tainting the sweet sweet taste of melon by putting some yeasty beverage in it. Vodka and Gin, maybe, beer, no. Melon and beer just do not mix well.

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Sep 7 2002 11:04PM
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Maximumsushi
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True Dat Timmah. How about you just make beer bread.
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Sep 8 2002 12:59AM
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Sean14456
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bread soaked beer, sounds interesting, yet disgusting
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Sep 8 2002 1:06AM
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Maximumsushi
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No man, you make bread USING beer. It's really good. It doesn't get you drunk. Just for eating.
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Sep 8 2002 1:16AM
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kwoodhucka
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or you can soak whatever you barbeque in beer. mmmmmm. better than any other marinade.

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Sep 8 2002 1:30AM
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Maximumsushi
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Beer Bread wins.
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Sep 8 2002 1:34AM
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Dkr
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NEVER - Ok its all about this....here are the directions

Me and my buddy or feedking 20 people at New years we...
1st- We coaked 20 people worth of penne pasta in 9 beers, instead of water being absorbed by the pasta...it was beer..oh baby
The for the tomatoe sauce...see you must give it a little lets say ZING....so we pourd half a 40 oz of VODKA into the tomatoe cause..thickened it up with parmasean cheese...Dude...its so good...specailly when your drunk...and then get more drunk by eating it.....aww shuit
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Sep 8 2002 2:32AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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yeah my mom makes that. penne a la vodka. it's good stuff.
-Mike

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Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Sep 8 2002 2:43AM
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wntrwill
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cut a hole in a watermelon and pour a bottle of vodka in. let sit for hours, you'll get reaaaal drunk eating watermelon.
Sep 8 2002 4:20PM
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Dkr
Posts: 936 - Karma: 11
yes a very good idea. Or pour a 26 in a hot tub and sit in the hot tub for a few hrs....shit
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Sep 8 2002 4:28PM
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Lord_Piot
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you know what they need for beer?

floating bottles. they should coat the bottles with a foam of some sort

but just the top of the neck so they dont bob.

i came up with this while at the infamous cottage and the day after we were sitting in the lake on lawnchairs drinking and the bottles would bob too much to keep in the designated hole in the folding lawnchair

so what propose is this

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*| |*
*| |*
*| |*
/ \
/ \
| |
|Corona |
| |
| |
|_______|

the '*' would represent the foam

also dont make fun of my bottle it took so long

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Sep 8 2002 5:25PM
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Lord_Piot
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NO MY BOTTLE OH GOD WHY NO!

it worked fine when i typed it

CHRIST NO

you might still get the idea tho

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Sep 8 2002 5:27PM
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Maximumsushi
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Your bottle didn't really turn out but yeah, I get the picture.
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Sep 8 2002 5:32PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
do you guys get Vodka Cruisers over there??

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Sep 8 2002 7:07PM
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Lord_Piot
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im not familiar with the name what is it?

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Sep 8 2002 10:43PM
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