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nicknames for cocks

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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
penetrator

masturbator applicant

tampon pusher inner

ramrod

chubb

cherry picker




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Sep 3 2002 9:40PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
breakfast, lunch and dinner

''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?
www.skimetrix.com
Sep 3 2002 9:43PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
'boner, is boner one?' haha.
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Sep 3 2002 10:45PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
dillywaker, wang, dong, shlong, wiener, purple headed yogourt flinger, peter, pedro, and as you can see i could go for days.
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Sep 3 2002 10:47PM
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PhattSarah
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I was wondering when this thread would be started. Russle the Love Muscle is one! I can't think of any more at the moment.
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Swimming in a sea of faces, trying to get to you
Sep 3 2002 10:53PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
penis is a nickname for cock




'pure like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151,
one sip will make a nigga flip' - Nas
Sep 3 2002 11:47PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
in 7th grade my teacher had the graphing calculators attatched to a slab of wood and me and my friends wrote all the names for penis we could think of on the back and ran out of space, there was like 40 at least. its still in his classroom, its funny.

~Tom
Sep 4 2002 12:37AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
it was only a matter of time....

if you could go for days, go right ahead




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Sep 5 2002 7:06PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
The ole one eye moisture missle of love.
Sep 5 2002 8:01PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
Timex (takes a licken and keeps on ticken)
Ford (quality is job #1)
Secret (strong enough for a man, but made for a woman)



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Don't think just jump.
Sep 5 2002 8:22PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
Johnson, Pink Canoe, Battering Ram
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-Dan
'...but I had no idea that my dog was fucking the shit out of my leg.' (-alpentalik)
Sep 5 2002 10:42PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
Bob
Sep 5 2002 11:08PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
from Accounting
Sep 5 2002 11:08PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
splooge cannon
Sep 6 2002 12:13AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
alpentalik
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yeah What!
Sep 6 2002 7:59AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I like it when a girl calls it the 'Isitinyet'?














What is the colour of a mirror?
Sep 6 2002 11:58AM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
and then you reply with 'oh yea baby, i've been done for at least 10 minutes'

haha, cherry picker is key.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Sep 6 2002 12:34PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
Squwizlorp!
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-Dan
'...but I had no idea that my dog was fucking the shit out of my leg.' (-alpentalik)
Sep 6 2002 12:59PM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
Mushroom Head
Red Rocket
Yogurt Slinger
Wood
Bonah'
Love Rocket
8
Tool
Woody Allen
ozskier.com
'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
Sep 6 2002 1:06PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
manflower


'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
Sep 6 2002 4:11PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
general and two colonels
cock 'n balls
as for the cock itself, one eyed monster





... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.
Sep 6 2002 5:45PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i like 'my butt plug' oh shit..wait.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 6 2002 6:38PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
slub-a-dub
gizagaza
pud
hahah
this thread is gay
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 6 2002 6:58PM
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Mayze29
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
yum :)
Sep 8 2002 12:04PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
youre gay, you slammer swallowing cockeater

a good one is

backdoor shower power

jail warden




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Sep 8 2002 11:27PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
flip stick
slip n slide

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 9 2002 12:18AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
big ass fuckin woman ripper!
'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
Sep 9 2002 12:22AM
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Testicles
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Vagina
Sep 10 2010 9:53PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
best bump in history
Sep 10 2010 10:00PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
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Sep 10 2010 10:10PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
The Sledge
Sep 10 2010 10:13PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
you must have searched something quite odd in order to resurrect this.
Sep 10 2010 10:14PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
penis and testicles
Sep 10 2010 10:15PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
ho
Sep 10 2010 10:15PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
i dont name my private parts
Sep 10 2010 10:16PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
chick sticker
Sep 10 2010 10:16PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
"I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right on is Dr Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang."
Sep 11 2010 4:07PM
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