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Stuff that girls do to make me feel good.

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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I love it when a girl tells you she only wants to be with you, and you only, and then you find out she has had a boyfriend the whole time you've seen her. Clearly, I think this is a classy move that many girls like to pull. With this trick under your belt, girls, you will be able to dominate the world. Why stop with 3 or 4 guys when you can have us all?














What is the colour of a mirror?
Sep 2 2002 4:46AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
you guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. honestly. quit fucking complaining, go find a chick, get laid, have some fun be happy for once. if you get played, move on. if not, get fucked.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
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Sep 9 2002 12:39AM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
WHATEVER! You guys are so out of it.. do you think guys are so f-in easy? I don't f' with boys minds ever.. always straight up.. and do you think that gets me anywhere? Geez - you act like it all happens to you. Girls are very easy to master... if anyone can tell me the easy way to tame a guy, let me know!
Oct 17 2002 2:21PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Bring beer, show up naked.
And boy, is this thread old!

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I write messages on money.
It's my own form of social protest.
A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.
A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.
And a federal crime.
I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.
'You are not a slave'
Oct 17 2002 3:21PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
yeah - its an oldy..

i do that.. i do a lot of shit... but i sware the best way to get a guy to go nuts with interest over you is to just ignore him and stuff - i sware if you don't do that then they just walk all over you.

Screw this shit - I'm goin' back to the 'walk all over' ways -- way better apparently!
Oct 17 2002 3:24PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
If a girl would ignore me, I would think she's not interested and move on.

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I write messages on money.
It's my own form of social protest.
A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.
A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.
And a federal crime.
I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.
'You are not a slave'
Oct 17 2002 3:27PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
dude you need to get your petey wet fast
Oct 17 2002 3:33PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
Whatever - it isn't ignorning..its just not giving total attention.. trust me - think of every girls ass you have dumped and why.. and think of the ones that dump you and how you were ..

if you don't get that then forget it. All a guy has to do is act like he dosen't care and he has a girl wrapped around his finger - unless she is a totally straight up chick.. then it takes a little ass kissing to soften them up and then guys can start ignoring them and still get the same effect.

any girl that says differently is a liar or a man.

Tee hee - and now I told the girl secret.. :)
Oct 17 2002 3:42PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
it doesnt work the same for girls, I'm telling you. if a girl preteneds not to care, then I say to myself, why waste time going after someone who doesnt like me?

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I write messages on money.
It's my own form of social protest.
A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.
A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.
And a federal crime.
I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.
'You are not a slave'
Oct 17 2002 3:56PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
then WHAT THE 'F' WORKS?
Oct 17 2002 4:09PM
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SUpilot
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try this then
Oct 17 2002 4:15PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
ha HA HA

If only it was that simple!
Oct 17 2002 4:34PM
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LineJono
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 16
i don't know what the hell everyones bitching about but the cartoons funny
huh?
Oct 17 2002 4:49PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hey skilikeagirl.
you got it down pretty good. the more you don't give a fuck, the easier it is to get it. but the more you want something (someone) the less likely it is that it will happen. If I really like a chick, I try too hard and lose her. Every fuckin time. But the pussy always comes when you don't try, and you don't really care. where do you live? maybe we could give it a shot. theres a pic in my profile. oh yeah, im serious, skier chicks are the shit, and they're in such high demand, I would love to have my very own. as would every guy on this site.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

Proud Member of the Anteater Posse
Oct 17 2002 10:00PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
I know I have it - thanks for agreeing!! It will always be true -- the real secret is.. that once you get to that point.. how do you turn it back around so you AREN'T the one trying hard - and your guy or girl is? That is the true secret to mastering the pimp!
Oct 17 2002 10:54PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
thats wickid hard to do. You'd have to be as good as Jake in Booty Call. You know Booty Call? that shit is my bible. I can get it so It's not me trying hard, and the ladies are, but If I actually like one of them for more than superficial reasons, I pay attention to them, and usually say something stupid or come on too strong, and then they back off. i gotta work on that.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

Proud Member of the Anteater Posse
Oct 18 2002 9:20AM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
yep - i'm the exact same...

if you crack the secret pimpin' code, let me know!
Oct 18 2002 5:01PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
pssst it's all in the hat.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Oct 18 2002 5:10PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
so i only need a good hat - well damn it .. why didn't someone tell me that sooner!?!
Oct 18 2002 6:26PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
I don't understand how women even need to understand men. If you ignore us we take the hint, usually, and If they don't they're probably a) really horney b) really horney. Women are harder to understand... much harder.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Oct 19 2002 3:20AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
I don't understand how women even need to understand men. If you ignore us we take the hint, usually, and If they don't they're probably a) really horney b) really horney. Women are harder to understand... much harder.

And yeah. the hat has to have a feather, or be purple/fuzzy.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Oct 19 2002 3:21AM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
umm - hi. women need to understand men because men are gay and confusing. you can be a decent lookin' chic and, if you are nice and everything, they will walk all over that ... but if you ignore them and stuff they are all over you like a picnic .. it is stupid. the point of this discussion is how to get yourself back in the good position of not being the bitch in the relationship..!
Oct 19 2002 4:24AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
well, one of the big problems is that girls are more interested in getting emotionally involved, so when a guy shows interest at a party or wherever, it's usually cause he needs to release some pent up testosterone and get laid. But the girls will go for it, cause they like the guy, and don't understand why he doesn't call or isn't interested anymore. Guys are in it for the punntash experience, not the emotional experience.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 19 2002 9:19AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
maybe for you pimp, but thats not totally true.
Oct 19 2002 11:14AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i know it's not totally true, but you watch, theres the girls that give it up just because they're horny or want to fuck, theres the ones that give it up because they think you will like them if you do, then theres the ones that will hold of, and give you a little cause they know that if they give it up too early, the guys will be done with them and move on, and then theres the girls who aren't interested in sex (virgins) and think that they are so much better, and think everyone else (is, are?) sluts. I think that works..


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 19 2002 10:46PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
Deing focked over by a girl is sad, it's tha same fo chicks....

Some guys are dicks and some girls are bitches...

if ya dont wanna get focked up by the other sex, then talk!!!!!!



O yea, and banging them all can be fun fo so, but logterms relationships are fun too, they are just different and they are way more dangerous fo ya brain....
'' Are you hitting on me????'' - Dave Paul
Oct 20 2002 1:58AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62
Bitches, ain't shit but hoes, and tricks...


'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 20 2002 12:09PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
mmm tricks


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 20 2002 6:05PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
skilikeagirl... the whole igrnoring guys thing is somewhat true... you have to ignore them while flirting with them. make it seem liek you want them, then back off and make them jealous, ie-go hit on another guy... don't do that too much or the guy will just figure you as a slut.and then once you have them or have hooked up with them stop ignoring them or they'll think it was meant to be just a one time thing... the day after.. or the night of, tell them how you feel, and that you want more than just a oen time thing. or else the guy will think it's not exclusive and hook up with your best friend... whoops.. i wish she told me.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Oct 20 2002 6:46PM
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MadTrixter
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and how do you know this?


'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Oct 20 2002 6:51PM
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skilikeagirl
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yeah - the only issue is.. its not me wanting to 'hook' a guy -- its me trying to regain the control aspect of the relationship (read the above posts).. you know, so I'm in the position of more control. If you read above you will know what I mean. Its the secret no one can crack.. how to turn it around so you aren't he chaser .. but rather the chaseie (is that even a word? I don't think so!)
Oct 20 2002 7:56PM
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troll
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
hey now boyz!! gurls are awesome i should know i am one but ya thats a shitty buzz if she has another bf as well thats nutz!
'it's a whibble'-Paul Flannery says as he wiggles the pipe!!
Oct 20 2002 8:16PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
what?? ...
Oct 20 2002 8:18PM
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StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
i think it jsut comes down to girls need to admit they are horny so they can give it up more, all the girls i hook up are great girls and all, but a guy needs some pussy too

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Oct 20 2002 8:28PM
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skilikeagirl
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umm yeah - i (much like many other girls.. maybe ones that you haven't met yet..) have no problem admitting that.. sometimes more then a boy would!
Oct 20 2002 8:30PM
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sugarloafer1990
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 9
a girl has never made me feel good.











theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
Oct 20 2002 8:51PM
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tahoeskier
Posts: 372 - Karma: 433
im gonna tell it like this:

I aint tha 1
the one to get played like a poop butt
see im from the streets, so i know whats up
with these silly games thats plaid by the women
im only happy when im goin up in em
but ya know im a menace to society
cause girls in bike shorts are so fly to me
so i step to em with agression
listen to the kid and learn a lesson
see they think we narrow minded
cause they got a cute face and big behind
so i walk over and say how ya doin
see im only down for screwin, but you know
you gotta play it off cool
cause if they catch ya slippin youll get schooled
now getcha for your money son
next thing ya know your gettin their hair and their nails done

-Ice cube and the NWA
Oct 20 2002 8:57PM
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